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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by teepsee(f): 8:31am On Oct 04, 2016
Vinshu:


See how silly you are. I am Mrs not Miss.
hahahaha, now I'm silly right? You are Mrs, and you not talking like one

Madam abeg pack well, if i knew ur status, i wouldn't have wasted my time trying to make you understand.


Here i drop my pen, now go back and face ur family, you can do better talking to your husband and kids, cause i don't see any sense in all you are saying, maybe they will.

Thanks and have a good day ahead.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 8:42am On Oct 04, 2016
It's a free world, she can do whatever she wants smiley
Vinshu:

She was a shameless hoe. That's the fact.

So if you and your woman have a fight, it's right for her to sleep with someone else? Is that an EXCUSE? What was she doing in your house? She doesn't have female friends to cool off with?

Please . Call a spade a spade.

Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 8:47am On Oct 04, 2016
grin
Talk2Bella:


now i am a hoe {farm instrument} for not agreeing with you undecided
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 8:52am On Oct 04, 2016
Nice piece smiley
Talk2Bella:
Don’t even get me started on how Hot single people get, anytime they see two people displaying any sort of sexual affection they have an itch down there{PUSSY} or for the guys they have a bulge down there {DICK}.

You talk about sex and they play it in their heads, or they have a hard on, it gets so bad sometimes that they wake up in the morning shivering {I have experienced this}, I shivered so bad I had to lay in bed all day, I was a bit ill for the remainder of the day.

It’s not a sin to get Hot, even virgins get Hot, as a sexually active adult having sex every day is healthy and it doesn’t make the DICK reduce or the PUSSY slack, once a week is better, once is month is a red flag and once in months is a cry for help.

I have never been able to masturbate and a Love Machine isn’t as much fun as people have been made to believe, a friend would say to me “Bella, I don’t like to masturbate, I love my dick inside a pussy, a pussy is warm and moist and my hands aren’t so I hurt my dick whenever I masturbate” I am sure a lot of guys experience this, and for the girls there’s nothing like a guy slamming you with his PENIS, that endorphin that get released while he’s pounding you is what makes sex awesome and memories are made.

What am I trying to say, there’s nothing like the real thing, a Love Machine won’t satisfy you neither will masturbation, these are just solutions that won’t last for long {for some people it does}.

What do I do when I’m Hot and there’s no man or woman in sight? I either drink it off or sleep it off, sometimes I might play with myself but then I’d feel disgusted and just watch gay porn, get wet, have stomach ache and sleep it off, it sounds like torture but in the morning I wake up feeling better.

What to do when you’re single and Hot?

If you’re a man who doesn’t mind patronizing prostitutes that’s a good idea, don’t forget to pay and use condoms.

If you’re a woman who enjoys random sex, it might be the perfect time to knock on your neighbors door or call that guy who’s been crushing on you or who you have a crush on.

Doing it this way doesn’t make you a LovePeddler or a womanizer who visits prostitutes, we all got needs and if these needs aren’t met we may one day become rapists or child molesters.

There’s no permanent cure for being Hot unless you’re doing it with someone who you have genuine feelings for, all you need to do is find out the button that puts your horniness on a hold for as long as you want it, if you’re in a long distant relationship having phone intimacy is the best way to go, trust me that’s a whole new level of craziness and fun.

Now are you Hot? And you don’t want to try the above, get yourself a man or a girlfriend and have sex as much as you want to.

Isabella Ibeji

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/what-to-do-when-youre-single-and-Hot.html
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by prittyboi(m): 3:07pm On Oct 04, 2016
Talk2Bella:

Not at all cheesy
It takes d grace of God I swear.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by STENON(f): 4:45pm On Oct 04, 2016
My diary is my best companion at that time. I'l just be reading through what I have written in the past.

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