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Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Nobody: 11:12pm On Oct 19, 2016
Ujuhot:
Op I think the practical thing for you to do is to look for a roommate. Or you get the rent from your guy, abi you no get?
The pratical thing to do is for her to sell her market on the forex trade.

The naija thing to do would be to extort her bobo relentlessly.

The impractical thing to do is to get enrolled in hogwart school of wizardry and money-doubling

What she needs to do, is make a move.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by sisisioge: 5:24am On Oct 20, 2016
LadyMercedes:
Help me ask Dyt o. She's the one that has been referring to him as "old".

I no mind sha. The older, the better.

But, Sisi, we should be asking you his age na. After all, you're his friend too. grin
grin grin

Una well done!

The guy has his head well seated on his shoulders jare. If you cannot answer simple question about your alleged bobo's age then all allegations might be unfounded. Still well done kwa.

Before them begin dey share ban ontop the equiry... I rest my curiosity grin
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Nobody: 6:04am On Oct 20, 2016
sisisioge:
grin grin

Una well done!

The guy has his head well seated on his shoulders jare. If you cannot answer simple question about your alleged bobo's age then all allegations might be unfounded. Still well done kwa.

Before them begin dey share ban ontop the equiry... I rest my curiosity grin
Abi before they spill beans ontop the enquiry grin
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Funjosh(m): 7:20am On Oct 20, 2016
whatzdis:
I've actually been looking for a roommate, I'm still searching.
Thanks.
Let me be your room mate cool
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 7:36am On Oct 20, 2016
belamour:
Why Do I Have A Feeling That
Op Is The Same As Dyt
Reasons
1. Dyt Needed A Token of 50,000 Couple Of Days Ago.
2. Poster Needs The Sum Of 57,000
3.Poster Stated That She Joined Nairaland 2011 With A Well Known Moniker.
4. Dyt Joined Nairaland 2010
please I'm not dyt.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 7:41am On Oct 20, 2016
sisisioge:
Babes, I think you should really go back home...wherever that is or advertise for a roommate. It is well.

By the way, I think its in bad taste to beg for money like this...there's something really unsettling about it. If indeed push has turned to sholve for you, just come all out as you are with your old handle so people can make better judgement about helping or not. God forbid you mistakenly give PMer A your handle to be oneigal and PMer B your handle to be dyt or even PMer C you handle to be jidegal...after all na private messages grin grin
Of course you know nothing about me but you seriously think I'm going to do what you typed up there?
Thanks for the advice.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 7:43am On Oct 20, 2016
boomssey:
Seriously?am sorry about your condition sis because there's nothing like having a roof over your head.hmmmn....being good these days comes with a lot of trouble,i mean you found out that when you are good to people they only end up making you look like the bad person.I'm only feeling for u because you are a girl and have been in your shoes too.all i can say is that there is nothing God can't do o!just pray and have faith and that helper will surely locate u.
Thanks, amen.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 7:45am On Oct 20, 2016
dayleke:
Na wa o... May your helper locate you o,Amen. I pray you will not be sleeping when your helper passes by....
Amin o.Thanks
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by taryour(f): 7:58am On Oct 20, 2016
Dyt:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I need from 100k upwards
Not 50k


Sisisioge oooo
Come and see your hand work ooo
LMAO
abeg when you reach the target of 100k, biko care to share with your aburohuh lol
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by sisisioge: 8:01am On Oct 20, 2016
whatzdis:
Of course you know nothing about me but you seriously think I'm going to do what you typed up there?
Thanks for the advice.
Sorry babes...its just a suggestion suggest to acceptance or rejection. Good luck.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Dyt(f): 8:01am On Oct 20, 2016
sisisioge:
grin grin

Una well done!

The guy has his head well seated on his shoulders jare. If you cannot answer simple question about your alleged bobo's age then all allegations might be unfounded. Still well done kwa.

Before them begin dey share ban ontop the equiry... I rest my curiosity grin
Omoge
Chai
You sef dey chop kpomo
cheesy cheesy cheesy

That lady in red sha

Ladymercedes
How was the party
Care to share?


taryour:
abeg when you reach the target of 100k, biko care to share with your aburohuh lol
No one believed me
cry cry
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by ifyalways(f): 8:05am On Oct 20, 2016
Dyt:
For now
I have put a hold on my long term visas
Different stories about Dubai and Nigerians
Make I no go collect money no get am

Ifyalways
What I do?
3 months KK is $1000 pere for my side. Not ready to speak plenty grammar when awon hustlers disappear on arriving Dubai though the usual cost is $700 but will they come back?

Dyt, no more stories from London? cheesy Mention me when e shele sha. cheesy
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 8:07am On Oct 20, 2016
Thanks to everyone that have contributed to this thread in one way or the other, May you be blessed by whatever you believe in. I'm still searching for a roommate and/or a room in a 'face-me-I-slap-you apartment. Whoever knows anyone in Ibadan in need of a roommate, (a lady please )should please pm me.

But it's sad to see people make fun of you when you are seriously in need. If you have never been here, you definitely won't understand how it feels.
And sisioge, I want to believe you were really joking, but in case you're serious; I'll never do anything like you insinuated in your post and I'm just stating this, I don't want you to believe it.

Thanks once again everyone.

I'll like this thread to be closed please MOD @ RoyalRoy please close this thread.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Nobody: 8:08am On Oct 20, 2016
Dyt:
Omoge
Chai
You sef dey chop kpomo
cheesy cheesy cheesy

That lady in red sha

Ladymercedes
How was the party
Care to share?
No o. My duty is to enjoy all the goodies. It's Madam's duty to spill the beans.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Dyt(f): 8:08am On Oct 20, 2016
ifyalways:
What I do?
3 months KK is $1000 pere for my side. Not ready to speak plenty grammar when awon hustlers disappear on arriving Dubai though the usual cost is $700 but will they come back?

Dyt, no more stories from London? cheesy Mention me when e shele sha. cheesy
Acheron
Abeg gimme the $50 on top
She would do for $700 for you


London ke?
I have had my fair share of some London crazy ashawo man
Not so interested in anything London again

But if you get me correct bobo wey get long and thick everything
I might reconsider
You know na
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by ifyalways(f): 8:08am On Oct 20, 2016
@OP,If you truly need a room mate you ought to have atleast shared your location eg Igando Lagos, Uwani Enugu, Naze Owerri, here.

Anyways, Goodluck. One of the benevolent no strings attached nld men might just decide to pay your bills.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Dyt(f): 8:09am On Oct 20, 2016
LadyMercedes:
No o. My duty is to enjoy all the goodies. It's Madam's duty to spill the beans.
Buhahahaha
That's actually a sweet line
You are one hell of a crazy lady
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 8:10am On Oct 20, 2016
sisisioge:
Sorry babes...its just a suggestion suggest to acceptance or rejection. Good luck.
I wasn't referring to your suggestions, but to the other part of your post.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by ifyalways(f): 8:11am On Oct 20, 2016
Dyt:
Acheron
Abeg gimme the $50 on top
She would do for $700 for you


London ke?
I have had my fair share of some London crazy ashawo man
Not so interested in anything London again

But if you get me correct bobo wey get long and thick everything
I might reconsider
You know na
cheesy cheesy cheesy
I get one now now.

I dey come,make I go check for his pinture.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by sisisioge: 8:12am On Oct 20, 2016
whatzdis:
I wasn't referring to your suggestions, but to the other part of your post.
Oh...u should have quoted correctly... Don't be shy wink
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 8:12am On Oct 20, 2016
ifyalways:
@OP,If you truly need a room mate you ought to have atleast shared your location eg Igando Lagos, Uwani Enugu, Naze Owerri, here.

Anyways, Goodluck. One of the benevolent no strings attached nld men might just decide to pay your bills.
I've already included the location, Ibadan.
Thanks.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by whatzdis(op): 8:14am On Oct 20, 2016
sisisioge:
Oh...u should have quoted correctly... Don't be shy wink
of course I should be 'shy' after all I'm the one begging
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Dyt(f): 8:23am On Oct 20, 2016
ifyalways:
I get one now now.

I dey come,make I go check for his pinture.
Pinture ke
Something to run away from already
cheesy cheesy
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Funjosh(m):
ifyalways:
@OP,If you truly need a room mate you ought to have atleast shared your location eg Igando Lagos, Uwani Enugu, Naze Owerri, here.

Anyways, Goodluck. One of the benevolent no strings attached nld men might just decide to pay your bills.
Why Igando Lagos undecided undecided undecided
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Acheron: 9:31am On Oct 20, 2016
ifyalways:
What I do?
3 months KK is $1000 pere for my side. Not ready to speak plenty grammar when awon hustlers disappear on arriving Dubai though the usual cost is $700 but will they come back?

Dyt, no more stories from London? cheesy Mention me when e shele sha. cheesy
The guy involved is a bit desperate. What he want is a working visa but I promised I can help him get 3months. Personally, I do just two weeks.

I believe he should be able to get a job and extend his stay legally though. $700, game?
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Acheron: 9:33am On Oct 20, 2016
Dyt:
Acheron
Abeg gimme the $50 on top
She would do for $700 for you
Lol you're too money conscious dyt. That's over 20k just like that o
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Dyt(f): 9:52am On Oct 20, 2016
Acheron:
Lol you're too money conscious dyt. That's over 20k just like that o
You are stingy
angry angry
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by ifyalways(f): 10:07am On Oct 20, 2016
Acheron:
The guy involved is a bit desperate. What he want is a working visa but I promised I can help him get 3months. Personally, I do just two weeks.

I believe he should be able to get a job and extend his stay legally though. $700, game?
$1000 or nothing.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by taryour(f): 10:44am On Oct 20, 2016
Dyt:
Omoge
Chai
You sef dey chop kpomo
cheesy cheesy cheesy

That lady in red sha

Ladymercedes
How was the party
Care to share?



No one believed me
cry cry
Chai !!! no mind dem. make u intensify the campaign na, and put pitiful story jare.
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Acheron: 11:54am On Oct 20, 2016
Dyt:
You are stingy
angry angry
There's recession baby
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Nobody: 9:42pm On Oct 20, 2016
chai! !...see as these fipule intentionally derail this ladies thread and make it a caricature....that is kwarupsion and all of you must be probed
Re: Please Help, I'm About To Be Homeless! by Ishilove: 10:20pm On Oct 20, 2016
belamour:
Why Do I Have A Feeling That

Op Is The Same As Dyt

Reasons

1. Dyt Needed A Token of 50,000 Couple Of Days Ago.

2. Poster Needs The Sum Of 57,000

3.Poster Stated That She Joined Nairaland 2011 With A Well Known Moniker.

4. Dyt Joined Nairaland 2010
Dyt haf suffer cheesy
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