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GUYS! You won't believe this but I saw devil today and the guy was fresh, his black was even shining, I could not believe my eyes!

Here was a little convo between us

Thundar: Ah devil, na you be this?

Devil: (Drinking 5 alive juice) eh na, na me na, Watin you expect

Thundar: na wa oh, for this country wa people de die for hunger?

Devil: exactly!!!!

Thundar: come I no understand, How comes na?

Devil: guy na wa for you oh, you no de see

Thundar: Ah see Watin na?

Devil: (shaking his head) You self na wa oh, you no know say before if people die, Devil, person mad, Devil, hunger de, Devil, Accident, Devil, Church prayers, Devil everything Devil even things wa I no do I no de even sleep well for night because them just wan end my career oh

Thundar: ehen, things still de the same na, no be them still u de blame every day

Devil: Chai, (shaking his head continuously) this guy de funny me, you no de see say now na Buhari?? Everything now na Buhari if person die them go say na hunger, if accident happen na hunger, person mad na hunger, Buhari even church prayers now all na Buhari Omo this days I de sleep wella

Thundar: Chai na True oh! So as things de roll like this Watin de for boys na

CC: Nairaland

Devil: guy na wa for you oh for this Buhari regime??

Boring.

Before he escapes

freesinzu:
Before he escapes

Hahahaha...
you sef

freesinzu:
Before he escapes

Ah Bro you be mallam

THUNDAR:
Ah Bro you be mallam

I know say I go catch you

na so

Only God knows how many times i meet devil at bush...


#military

Nawa o

mhiz:
Was this supposed to be a joke or what

Oh Na you be Mhiz: I here your story!

mhiz:
what story?

Say you bad n you like de show yourself

I don de look for you make I strike you since

So the devil speaks pidgin

nubian999:
So the devil speaks pidgin

y u gotta ask such "nooby" questions huh nubian

EnigmaticEnigma:
y u gotta ask such "nooby" questions huh nubian

Because I'm a nube

nubian999:
Because I'm a nube

u mean "noob" as in brand new

or

"nube" as in princess

And how the hell is this romantic?