4everGod1:



Naaa I'll pass with the questions. Its delusional talking with my Food.

Besides I think FSM is confusing his meatballs with the universe. ...

Smallville10:
cant u see they are worshiping spaghetti

Beamborla:

Sorry! It looks like the incantations of a farmished stomach to me.

Quick kwesion, why does your prayer lack originality? I can see the Christian's Lord's prayer being adulterated here

4everGod1:



Yes its a joke...Their attempt at Mocking God.

4everGod1:



Oh so Pastafarinism is limited to People? I thought FSM was an alien? I guess you did not get the memo. Ask your high priest.

Beamborla:

Sorry! It looks like the incantations of a farmished stomach to me.

Quick kwesion, why does your prayer lack originality? I can see the Christian's Lord's prayer being adulterated here

hopefullandlurd:


FSM created everything, there's nothing which exists that he didn't create

he's outside space and time

there's been no such thing as killing in his name from past till present unlike those manmade gods used by despicable people to carry out genocidal and murderous acts

Beamborla:
No doubt, the end is here already!
Spaghetti that according to my grandma is nothing but worm.

Audray:
The origins of FSM is unknown.He just exists.and loves you so much.All he needs is ur faith and belief that he's always looking out for you.
He loves you...unconditionally.
Stop pushing him away.

Audray:
The origins of FSM is unknown.He just exists.and loves you so much.All he needs is ur faith and belief that he's always looking out for you.
He loves you...unconditionally.
Stop pushing him away.

4everGod1:



I guess your priesthood isnt as effective as it is supposed to be. Audray seems to be wrongfully informed. lol

4everGod1:



well the only pushing I do with it is when I sit on my white throne in my toilet and push it out...I feel so relieved when he pops out and gets flushed.

4everGod1:



well the only pushing I do with it is when I sit on my white throne in my toilet and push it out...I feel so relieved when he pops out and gets flushed.

hopefullandlurd:


look at this blasphemer saying the one true God who made heaven and earth is a mockery of his imaginary friend?

how can you reduce your creator to such a level?

I can only pray that FSM doesn't strike you dead because he's a consuming fire; may FSM have mercy on your soul and forgive your naive blasphemy

listen and listen good; there's only one true god, his name is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

any other god is an Impasta

hopefullandlurd:


lol

you can't eat FSM (your creator)

he sent those things to you for your taste Bud's pleasure

FSM is knocking on the door of your heart, he's been giving you grace all these while

don't fight him, open up

4everGod1:


Open up what? My mouth? Thats the only place he is going in and has always gone in.

Mouth is entry...could be exit if he upsets my insides

The poop shoot is solely exit.


can I eat FSM with okro? experimenting with a new recipe.

Audray:
You have an unhealthy obsession with pooping.
Perhaps you need a High FSM chef to cast out the unramen impasta that has possessed you.

hopefullandlurd:
Beamborla, any more questions?

4everGod1:



well Pasta aka FSM has the tendency to deteriorate when ingested so Pooping is the next viable option...Or did FSM make you unable to poop?

Abeg my comedy break is over. Business beckons....

Lunch today would be FSM with a drumstick on the side and washed down with some ice cold Pepsi... Can't wait.

Flying Spaghetti Bolonaise.

Beamborla:

Oh yes!

So the monster sent spaghetti to pleasure my taste bud, aye. Yet, I still buy it with money, even the price is not stable, it gets affected by fuel price and a common man seem not to be able to afford it anymore... Above all, why can't the spaghetti taste good on its own?


And that picture up there is no proof that your god exist or has been in existence

otemanuduno:
it's a kind of satirical religion, to make fun of some gods who always bully on humans. They actually represent the person of yahweh(satan) with spaghetti. Anything that ridicules satan(yahweh) is allowed.

Beamborla:

Oh yes!

So the monster sent spaghetti to pleasure my taste bud, aye. Yet, I still buy it with money, even the price is not stable, it gets affected by fuel price and a common man seem not to be able to afford it anymore... Above all, why can't the spaghetti taste good on its own?

And that picture up there is no proof that your god exist or has been in existence

Audray:
The economy has never affected almighty FSM.
He created it.
FSM exists and you don't need proof to know that.He just exsists.O_O

4everGod1:



Does FSM have a son named Indomie noodles? I hear it does.....How true is this?

otemanuduno:
I AM THE SON OF TRUTH AND I SPEAK THE TRUTH ALWAYS. yahweh(satan) is the deceiver here and the whole world knows this.

Audray:
The economy has never affected almighty FSM.
He created it.
FSM exists and you don't need proof to know that.He just exsists.O_O

Beamborla:


Yes, ma'am. Spaghetti now sell for #200 from #60
How do you conduct your service?

So you are also entitled to a volcano of beer and a factory of male strippers