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Thank Almighty God JEHOVAH for the gift of discernment He has given His true believers.

AfonjaStinks:

I only know one thing about Christ

1. He doesn't exist

Religion is a scam

Bla bla bla

I know your type of persons

Always blaming God for one misfortune or the other

Just because God didn't give you exactly what you asked for that didn't mean that He (God) doesn't exist.

Well, I might not know exactly what you may have gone through in life or whatever and whoever you loved so much that you feel God took away from you, but my dear, the simple truth is God doesn't make mistakes, so bear in mind that He is doing everything in your path for your own good.

Open your eyes and simply appreciate the splendor of God's handiworks everywhere.

God does exists and He is everywhere because deep down you too, you know He exists

#Shalom!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Petersamuel8 post=50802881]Good[/quote

Christ Jesus once visited us here on earth.
Facts. His birth place, we still have Bethlehem till today, if it too far from you read the news about it. They have historical facts about his birth.
2. Spiritual facts.
A. Prophetic. What did he say about false prophets. They will appear in cheap clothing but they are wolves. Today, you do not need to look left only but everywhere at all places. One prophets has claimed to be peaceful but instead what we see is blood suckers. There are more killing today than any other time.
B. Healing. Same, in the name of Jesus, there are diverse healing. Demon tremble at the mention of his name and all knees bow.
C. Light, he is light . Jesus teachings is not religious. Religion is when you obey laws for the sake of God. Teaching of Christ is light to me. How to forgive, how to love usingy neighbour. Do to your neighbour what I would want him to do to me.
I regret to say that pastors who ate not led by Holy Spirit are the problem of Christian today because they teach followers to love them the way it is written in the bible and for this they ate exploited. Rich people today are just pastors and at the end, they will transfer church to their family. The kingdom they preach is their family not the family of God's people any longer. This should not be the reason why one should stop reading the Bible and acting on the word. The truth we know is what set us free.

davibid:
Bla bla bla

I know your type of persons

Always blaming God for one misfortune or the other

Just because God didn't give you exactly what you asked for that didn't mean that He (God) doesn't exist.

Well, I might not know exactly what you may have gone through in life or whatever and whoever you loved so much that you feel God took away from you, but my dear, the simple truth is God doesn't make mistakes, so bear in mind that He is doing everything in your path for your own good.

Open your eyes and simply appreciate the splendor of God's handiworks everywhere.

God does exists and He is everywhere because deep down you too, you know He exists

#Shalom!!!!!!!!

how did you decipher all these about him from 1 (one) post?

your post reeks of so much fallacy

McIroncock:
Reminds me of hopefullandlurd's post few days back



hell fire dey wait am

abi, no be so?

Do not judge and do not condem, he may end up becoming a powerful man of GOD

lemonys:
Do not judge and do not condem, he may end up becoming a powerful man of GOD

he's already a powerful man of the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster

He doesn't exist buh ur demonic book mentions his name 24times while ours doesn't mention MU not to talk of MUHAMAD C i can't even spell his terrorist name correctly... fvck muslims, ur daughters are loose upon dat shit clothing u wear called the hijab... "Terrorist Generation"

McIroncock:
he's already a powerful man of the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster

What do you mean, i hope is not what am thinking.

Kachidox:
He doesn't exist buh ur demonic book mentions his name 24times while ours doesn't mention MU not to talk of MUHAMAD C i can't even spell his terrorist name correctly... fvck muslims, ur daughters are loose upon dat shit clothing u wear called the hijab... "Terrorist Generation"

very Christlike

lemonys:
What do you mean, i hope is not what am thinking.

he serves a God more powerful than the Jewish imaginary folklore god

Ooh jesus name is mentioned 25 times oo... buh where mumuhamad for bible

McIroncock:
he serves a God more powerful than the Jewish imaginary folklore god

How can a true GOD be a monster, think b4 vomit

Kachidox:
Ooh jesus name is mentioned 25 times oo... buh where mumuhamad for bible

Would Jesus being the person you worship have supported this behaviour of yours? Answer sincerely.

@McIroncock

Do u have another profile on nairaland? Cuz it's kinda strange that u only joined nairaland about 2 hours ago and already quoting sonoflucifer and trolling religious threads

ajaniade004:
Would Jesus being the person you worship have supported this behaviour of yours? Answer sincerely.

lol.. ur faked priest the rapist supports terrorism right? answer sincerely..
afta all u modafvcking mumulites started it

AfonjaStinks:

I only know one thing about Christ

1. He doesn't exist

Religion is a scam

Lemme guess because you don't have a picture?

lemonys:
How can a true GOD be a monster, think b4 vomit

the one true God can be anything he is

he owes you no explanations

oh! Yahweh isn't a monster? or you blinded your eyes to his monster like acts?

flooding the world?

sending bears to kill 42 children?

put Abraham and Isaac through emotional blackmail?

made Jephthah sacrifice his only child?

ordered several genocides?

ordered several murders?

hardened Pharaoh's heart so that he can kill all Egyptian firstborn sons?

and many more acts like that



FSM is the one true God, Pastafarianism is the only way to that God

any other god is manmade including the Jewish folklore god that you serve

have you ever heard of any bad thing done in FSM's name since the beginning till now?

Kachidox:
lol.. ur faked priest the rapist supports terrorism right? answer sincerely..
afta all u modafvcking mumulites started it

you didn't answer mine but you expect me to answer yours. I believe your statements are very much 'Christlike'

Good,you church goers do you emulate this at all?

Richirich713:
@McIroncock

Do u have another profile on nairaland? Cuz it's kinda strange that u only joined nairaland about 2 hours ago and already quoting sonoflucifer and trolling religious threads

not everyone who creates a profile just found Nairaland

some people stay as guests for a while, probably learning the ropes

and I ain't trolling, I'm telling the bitter truth

why are you stalking me though

huh?

ajaniade004:
you didn't answer mine but you expect me to answer yours. I believe your statements are very much 'Christlike'

GO PLAY WITH SAND JARE..

What an interesting read.

elantraceey:
What an interesting read.

its always interesting to read about mythological characters once in a while

McIroncock:
not everyone who creates a profile just found Nairaland

some people stay as guests for a while, probably learning the ropes

and I ain't trolling, I'm telling the bitter truth

why are you stalking me though

huh?

Lol Stalking? Nah Im just use to seein similar sounding atheists here on nairaland nd they all the newer profiles.

sekundosekundo:
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. My life is filled with TESTIMONIES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

glory be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for adding another year to you

stay blessed

Richirich713:
Lol Stalking? Nah Im just use to seein similar sounding atheists here on nairaland nd they all the newer profiles.

okay

Fantastic2m:
Apparently NL has been been flooded by Atheist

no, people are just dumping their god delusion

McIroncock:
the one true God can be anything he is

he owes you no explanations

oh! Yahweh isn't a monster? or you blinded your eyes to his monster like acts?

flooding the world?

sending bears to kill 42 children?

put Abraham and Isaac through emotional blackmail?

made Jephthah sacrifice his only child?

ordered several genocides?

ordered several murders?

hardened Pharaoh's heart so that he can kill all Egyptian firstborn sons?

and many more acts like that



FSM is the one true God, Pastafarianism is the only way to that God

any other god is manmade including the Jewish folklore god that you serve

have you ever heard of any bad thing done in FSM's name since the beginning till now?

oh! now i get it, u beleive there is GOD but you hate jesus christ i hope ur fsm or sfm grant u paradise.

lemonys:
oh! now i get it, u beleive there is GOD but you hate jesus christ i hope ur fsm or sfm grant u paradise.

FSM is not a jealous God unlike your imaginary Jewish folklore god, he doesn't care if you worship other gods

all you need is belief that he exists and you're a Pastafarian

if you become a Pastafarian, you'll be entitled to a beer volcano and stripper factory in afterlife;
compare that to the 2 other lesser gods

1 Yahweh promises "eternal bliss" and you'll be singing forever in the mansion a carpenter builds for you, a mansion without sex *spits*

2 Allah promises 72 Virgins which look good on the surface but deeper look shows that strippers are much better than virgins when it comes to sex and you can order virgin strippers from your factory if you want extra tightness

accept FSM into your life today, there's enough beer volcanoes and stripper factories to go round

credit- hopefullandlurde

davibid:
God does exists and He is everywhere because deep down you too, you know He exists

#Shalom!!!!!!!!

Is Yahweh also in my poop also cause it stinks

McIroncock:
how did you decipher all these about him from 1 (one) post?

your post reeks of so much fallacy

85% of atheists in the are people who are "angry" with God for some reasons which they hardly disclose to anyone

It is either their loved ones who were sick died or some sort of similar stories. And they'll conclude that God hated them to have let it happen and from thence henceforth they'll cease to believe God for anything and develop unwarranted hatred towards Him by saying "God doesn't exists".