Nihilist:
You will notice that none of the stats you've mentioned were listed in Oasis's original post...hence my original question.

It's taken a while, but at least you have arrived now

dopeJemi:


Oga no dey change mouth and topic because you are beginning to talk rubbish

Wetin concern small club mentality for the matter? Was I the one that lied that we've been parking the bus? How does me disputing that fact relate to finding excuses for our poor results, how does it relate to having a small club mentality or finding solace in the fact that we boast of some positive statistics? Infact I dare you to bring up anything substantial to back up your park the bus claim

Bros, if you no like how things dey go, find another club support abeg or go coaching school, no be fight, the last thing we need here is you or anybody else's negative energy

sinizia:
Naysayers are too quick to join the usual suspects to scream Man Utd are parking the boss, but when told to provide proofs, they disappear like fart of a leperous old witch.


I'm tired of reading such BS without proofs. How are we parking the bus? Instead of screaming we're parking the bus, why don't you back it up with facts? No be Sport section again where ninjas will dig up every dirt on you to buttress their points? How come they ain't pulling up such facts to show we're parking the bus?


Apart from the second-half vs Loserfool, when did we park the bus? List the matches. Is it against Burnley? Against Stoke? Or against Shekpe? Against Swansea? Against Fenerbache? Against Hull and Bournemouth? Or the Watford that's already be debunked? Which ones abeg? Tell us.


If we're being truthful to ourselves, we'd admit that apart from points, we've improved than last season. We attempt more shots, more passes, more created chances etc., than under LvG. The reason why it seems we're parking the bus to Lana1 is because we ain't converting our chances. Blame it on Ibrahimovic the lazy Fûck and Mourinho for bringing him in the first place and then not having the balls to bench him.


Maybe we're parking the bus against Leceister too. Even against Stoke. If you want to know what bus-parking means, go watch Burnley vs Loserfool, Burnley vs United, Burnley vs Assanal, then come back and yap that we're parking the bus.


Check this link and tell me how this United team is parking the bus. I'm befuddled.

https://www.whoscored.com/Teams/32/Show/Manchester-United

Lana1:
Lmao. At the end of the season, God forbid we miss out on top four, i guess i'll just fold my hands and be happy at how we created the most chances per fûcking possession. What's d use of chances created if we aren't scoring goals and winning games. We no park bus. We are creating chances. Yet, we are one of the lowest scoring teams in the top 6. Instead of admitting the flaws in Mourinho's tactics, u are here shouting chances created and hailing Pass Accuracy. In d long run, Who these mediocre stats wan epp??

Look, last i checked, this thread was not in ur name and i had the freedom to support my club in anyway i wanted. So stop wailing and gnashing ur teeth in my mentions. Afterall, i no mention u. Na u just wan show ursef.
If my posts dey vex u simply scroll and pass if u see my moniker. No be by force. U hear!!

SailorXY:

35% possession against Liverpool - some people came out with fangs to announce how it was the lowest since OPTA.

37 chances created the very next match - nobody came to remind us that was also the highest since OPTA.

The MUFC fans even lap up crap from rivals & troll themselves with bollocks. Pitiable spectacle.

dubylhover:
guy i swear if u were closeby,i'd buy u 2 bottles of heineken.most united fans need to realise that fergie is gone.u see d constant wailing from fans here.even barca is having a bit of our problems.they r not as lethal as under pep.most fans here just want mou to fail just to say 'they said so'.even diadem that doesnt lyk mou hasnt criticized him much d way i'd have expected.to replace a legend like fergie takes time.u cant have a baby in 1 mnth by impregnating 9 women. If mou cant lift us bk to whr we belong,then we r doomed

Lana1:
I don hear u. Make i kip kwayet for now and see wat Mourinho ll do vs Arsenal!!

dopeJemi:


As the team no dey score the goals, carry your traveling bag, go airport, enter plane go England, wear boots, enter field, score the goals yourself as na you sabi pass, if at the end of the season we don't finish top four, it's simple, port to the teams that score enough goals, it's not hard at all

After coming here to spew hogwash about us parking the bus, you are yet to back up that claim and i'm double daring you to do so, when we were having 3, 4 shots on target under van gaal, nobody claimed we were parking the bus, now we dey get double figures on target but scoring only a few, because na Mourinho, we are parking the bus



You be fresher bros, johnny just come

Read and lock up, I no get time for back and forth

Au Revoir

weedtaker:
^^^ 19november 13:30hrs

macjireh:
DAT game is a likely draw... best result a 1-0 manyoo win from a Chelsea fan

TheNonce:



Abeg this memphis depay needs to shut the hell up! This is how he always comes up with statements about him kicking on but never puts in the graft to ensure he rises to the top!



His personal life is filled with balling and I've heard he does not even put in a decent shift in training sessions! If he thinks he would find it easier in everton then he is on a long thing! Himself and Morgan just seem to be bang average players who are more interested in checks than consistency! He in particular can sod off! Plonker......

21Savagw:


No, you STFU, Do you know how hard soccer players work to reach that level...You have heard? Really heard?...Keep hating on a good player.

TheNonce:








will you get lost from my mentions you this daft, purple font typo using schizophrenic animal?



This is the only sort of interaction you deserve on this board for your opinions!

21Savagw:



Look who we have here it's TheDunce that can't even make a proper gif...LMFAO...When you stop aspiring to be a Einstein come back and maybe I will lecture you on footballing matters, till then Disintegrate to Nothingness.