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Xsolutions: **Enters thread, looks around**...Shouts in Jason Statham typical British accent**...where are all the FISH in the house?..

zicoraads: Awwwwwww...see him whine! Its so cute..Lol. PM ko AM ni!

Skybaby: Mynd you are a devil, though it doesnt work with all girls as you think, so go back and repeat your assignment.:p

Warhawk:
thread Resurrected..!!

QuietHammer:
Mynd44, ban this guy for playing God.

Vyolet:
So i tried to make sense out of this thread as little as 0.5% but i couldn't see any in it. All i keep seeing is fish,fish,fish,do you want to eat fish? Lengthy with no sense..

robosky02:
fishes....

Mynd44:
You must be heartless and dark and with each one you take down, you lose another piece of your soul but it is fun

Well what else can I say? Have fun people. The funny thing is that a lady will still read this and will fall for the same tactics barely 24 hours later, FISH NATURE

Ceorhemz:
its all joblessness, lack of purpose and priority. Imagine if you're a shareholder in a company or an inventor, will you have the time to be chasing a girl you are not ready to marry. Most guys and girls self.

javaRookie:
Mynd44 the Ubunja of the Nairaland that year!!
Only knowledge can kill this guy.
Seun was busy defending nothing.

Mynd44:
So some friends and I sat down to discuss the way a lot of women act and yeah we got past the whole calling females (in this case not all but a lot) "Fish brains". Nah they ain't fish brains, they just think like and act like fishes. It is somehow derogatory but seriously the we found some home truth.

Okay, how do you catch a fish? You bait a hook and send it down right? I ain't talking about the casting net yet. Now a fish sees the hook, sees the line but cannot avoid the bait and it thinks it is smart enough to eat around the hook without getting caught (Fatal flaw) that's when it realizes it is headed for the surface and sure death. That's how girls are even the seemingly intelligent and religious ones (I hope you realize that by "girls" I mean a huge number and not all right?) well they always love to want to think they are smart enough to go around hooks and never get caught and they can maneuver their way out without a scratch, we know better.

Another point is that the game of women is fishing not hunting. Okay, you can hunt for fish which in this case is a game for special fishes and not the normal ones(the problem is that too many normal girls think they are special). Forget the running after them, all you need is to fish and girls will willingly show up at your door. You know how? Show something around you off. Just throw it around a bit and keep at it. Look some will be fast to call you a jerk or a backside but those ones are the fastest to get caught .

Also "The best way to get a lady's attention is to pay attention to everything around her except her." Invoke that natural insecurity among girls that makes them doubt if they are good enough. It is very cool and cheeky and a good way of playing reverse psychology, look you might say only small boys play and you will rather go for a girl but what's the fun in that? that's too easy na, it is more fun to play with their minds and heads. Most canivores play with their prey sometimes, enjoy it, dont bother. And when she thinks you are least into her, move in.

Okay have you seen a school of fish swim into a fishing net before? The get caught and more still swim into it. It is not like they are silly or gullible, it is fish nature and now, girl nature. surround yourself with ladies and you will get more ladies. That is a trump card. The think like a fish nature of girls is true and here. No girl wants a guy no other girl wants. Look forget that she says she wants a guy with only her, she still wants others to find you attractive. That is what girls do, it is like a darned competition to them to "have" the one everyone else is interested in and so be envied which is why they continually brag about their man.

Oh all these points might be cool and all but one word gets it. Women are curious....... A lot more curious than men. I knew this a long time ago. The most powerful thing to get girls is curiosity. They want to know what it feels like to try something (Fish nature again ) dont make the mistake of putting all your chips down with a lady except you are a mind reader or extremely crazy person like Outlander. So make em curious, invoke this power and that girls will look for you. Her quest to know will be like a drug which will always bring her around and make her keep coming. Now this curiosity they feel is what most girls describe as "attraction" in most cases which they dont know their minds is just tricking them. A dark side which they want to know of is just cool and works like magic.

Now this leads me to a very important fact "Curiosity has gotten more girls laid than any other thing in history"

and oh all these won't work if you have regard for people. For you to apply these, you must have killed the side of you that shows empathy and the side that takes pity on others. You must be willing to see girls as a price and not humans. You must be heartless and dark and with each one you take down, you lose another piece of your soul but it is fun

Well what else can I say? Have fun people. The funny thing is that a lady will still read this and will fall for the same tactics barely 24 hours later, FISH NATURE

TyLannister:
@OP, you have yarn it finish! You have head the nack on top the nail. I gbadun your reasoning die.

And women go come here come yarn dust o like say no be one bad guy like dat wey dem de feel die. But I don see bad boys operate get tight chicks wey tech die but good guys go de de read book de hope say one chick go say hi. Once you form bad nigga ignore babe de do like say you sabi enjoy life without am, all her neck go just stand she go de find you like say you be visa. And the funny thing - that's the part that pisses me off to no end - is that that is just natural. They don't do it on purpose. They just like things that are a little bit out of reach. Just like their mama Eve.

But like you said and I learned very early in life, to have any babe you want you gats kill your emotions and any empathy and humanity you have. So I gats cut out my heart to get fine girl. Ok o. E de vex me but I don see enough to know say na like dat dis tin de work.

Sha, there might be another side to that story.

Tovot:
smh, you are one crazy dude mynd