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Love Machine:
If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.

Nah so o boss

Softcurls:
Just give the damn girl the noodles

Such an unfair trade off... sex for noodles

You just said so coz noodles is a small thing in naija but its a special meal for them here....

Softcurls:
Just give the damn girl the noodles

Such an unfair trade off... sex for noodles

You just said so coz noodles is a small thing in naija but its a special meal to them here....

Softcurls:
Greedy one

Well I'm sure the girl is thinking if he can't even afford noodles how will he take care of me as his wife?

Well he's not her father neither is he the Dalai Lama, so case closed.

BoboYekini:
Well he's not her father neither is he the Dalai Lama, so case closed.

Not closed... I'm. Not done. Ok op don't give her the noodles and be called stingy around your neighborhood

Dont say didn't warn u

iamharkinwaley:
You just said so coz noodles is a small thing in naija but its a special meal to them here....

How much does it cost in naira? I'll do the conversion

Softcurls:
How much does it cost in naira? I'll do the conversion

#120 or #140 depends on seller

iamharkinwaley:
#120 or #140 depends on seller

Hmmmm R7/R8.....

Ok I won't be insensitive to the recession so won't judge you.

Just share your noodles with her ( cooked beforehand) you will increase your chances . No one woman would just take a risk of coming to the Lions den for just noodles... she might actually be interested

iamharkinwaley:
#120 or #140 depends on seller

Oh my gosh... looked at your profile and understood why they mean alot to you these noodles

You are sooo young... forget this girl and focus on your exams.

Good luck

iamharkinwaley:
The way u guys viewed indomie in 9ja differs from the way beninnise viewed it here,indomie is just like a special meal to them coz is fucking expensive and scarce.They hardly eat it coz they are also obsessed with their traditional meal....

guy d babe na benenoise or naija girl?
if na benenoise.....as she de enter your ous, just comot your dragon from the cage....i swear she go fucc you.....e sure maaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Softcurls:
Oh my gosh... looked at your profile and understood why they mean alot to you these noodles

You are sooo young... forget this girl and focus on your exams.

Good luck

I don't know why pple like you direct matters like this to exam, you gat to flex a little anyways Thanks.

RayRayZicc:
guy d babe na benenoise or naija girl?
if na benenoise.....as she de enter your ous, just comot your dragon from the cage....i swear she go fucc you.....e sure maaaaaaaaaaaaad!

Boss that was what I heard, heard they liked sex....
Do you also school in Benin?

iamharkinwaley:
Boss that was what I heard, heard they liked sex.... Do you also school in Benin?

i schooled there...in port novo.. weneva i got bacc from class il just open door n see live gbenshing that their secondary schools wey de close by 6... dem don de fucc since 88&80 no dull

RayRayZicc:
i schooled there...in port novo.. weneva i got bacc from class il just open door n see live gbenshing that their secondary schools wey de close by 6... dem don de fucc since 88&80 no dull

I also stay in port novo. Thanks for the hint bro, no dulling....

I can't just give her the noodles like that coz she might take the noodles and forget me, am thinking of entering her if she comes.......... #sex in exchange of noodles#.. Dis is lagbara

So you think you're entitled to lay a babe just because you gave her noodles?

You're so cheap!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

Kobicove:
So you think you're entitled to lay a babe just because you gave her noodles?

You're so cheap!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

Well am not, so Bleep off!!!

Whatever happens, sha no rape the girl because of 50naira noodles

shurlar50:
Whatever happens, sha no rape the girl because of 50naira noodles

scoffs, that's the last thing I will want to do in my life

Its just noodles nitori oloun. #50 golden penny noodles

Egbami keh... All this guys sef. So you want a date in return for Golden penny noodles not even Indomie ooo

iamharkinwaley:
The way u guys viewed indomie in 9ja differs from the way beninnise viewed it here,indomie is just like a special meal to them coz is fucking expensive and scarce.They hardly eat it coz they are also obsessed with their traditional meal....

So? Kuku kill her and sell her body parts cos its expensive na.

Love Machine:
If she come your crib.put the noodles for table and two spoons and start to smooch her while she dey eat your noodles.If she act funny collect your spoon back.No free lunch for this buhari regime.

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