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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by kingPhidel(m): 11:39pm On Nov 27, 2016
1. Give her money
2. Just give her money
3. I mean give her more money
4. As in give her monecious money
5. Dont forget, give her monies
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 11:50pm On Nov 27, 2016
It is not black and white. It is not rich and broke... just like there are different shades of grey between black and white, there are different levels between rich and broke.

If you earn averagely and you are already f.u.ck.in.g a girl well and she likes you, she might NOT even give a rich man a chance to toast her.

ObioratheBully:
grin

Walahi... Even my mama told me to get money first, they'll come for you..



You can do all these things, she will get attracted to you. But once you're broke... Sorry.. Ain't nothing gon happen that will keep her, miracles don't happen there..


If a rich nigga comes around and she's already impressed by these 5 gentleman steps, the nigga just needs to wave the magic paper and you get to watch all you have impressed walk out the door with him..



The best way to get fish is to get bait...

Best way to get a woman is to get money..
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by hardon1(m): 11:52pm On Nov 27, 2016
if u like make ur swag long reach london. if you are broke, you are on ur own

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Alvin007: 11:52pm On Nov 27, 2016


Do you find it difficult to impress women?

3. [b]Don't try to impress them[/b] - I know a lot of men do this - they try to impress the ladies with their style, fashion and a lot of such materialistic things. Instead of playing the impression game, which does not last for long, try to be casual and keep it low. If a woman falls in love with you for your style, remember, she has to see you in your informal outfits at home in future, when you both plan to settle down together.


Op...the bolded, isn't in line with your topic..

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Hades2016(m): 11:57pm On Nov 27, 2016
What they need is money and fuvvvck that's all grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Daboomb: 11:58pm On Nov 27, 2016
ObioratheBully:
grin


For most who have been in relationships know the importance of money to women..

Na fine boy dem go chop?

Fine-Boy can only get you as far as "we are good FRIENDS"!

The guy who has the Money is the one who gets to really raise up the SKIRT and take the Fruit, juice and all.

This is how women appreciate men, In order of importance:

1.) Money

2.) Serious shagging

3.) Mr. Nice Guy

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by emeka2847: 12:04am On Nov 28, 2016
This way she'll spend all your money on the guy who provides 1 - 5 above, behind the scene of course

ObioratheBully:

Or you can just give her money and skip all those steps..
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by chibuzorAbia: 12:08am On Nov 28, 2016
The best way to impress women? Don't care to impress them!!! Never seek to impress them and that will impress them. If you Bleep a woman hard and consistently for 2 months you go tire. Most fine girl are brainless and a bloody waste of time.

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 12:09am On Nov 28, 2016
What happens when you are dealing with a lady that has a job and makes her own money? You think she would be as crazy for your money as a jobless girl or a poor student?

Daboomb:


Fine-Boy can only get you as far as "we are good FRIENDS"!

The guy who has the Money is the one who gets to really raise up the SKIRT and take the Fruit, juice and all.

This is how women appreciate men, In order of importance:

1.) Money

2.) Serious shagging

3.) Mr. Nice Guy
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by iluvpomo(m): 12:16am On Nov 28, 2016
The OP is a virgïn and has been watching too much p0rn.

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by goingape1: 12:20am On Nov 28, 2016
importexpert:
I just pray that those crappy guys with the "go and get money and they will come to you mentality will stop putting everybody in their shoes. this happen to be romance section and not business. this thread is for those that are interested in knowing how to truly impress women. so please if they don't have constructive comments that are inline with the topic of discussion i pray that they will save their time and do something better with it.

Do you find it difficult to impress women? Do you want to get rid of the tag of 'loneliness'? Are you sick of 'being single?'

if yes, in this article i will reveal to you the top 5 ways to truly impress ladies. If you think growing muscles or earning a handsome salary is all that you need to impress a real woman, then you are surely wrong.

Following are the top five ways to impress the real women:


1. Just be yourself - Instead of imitating someone, it is better to be just the way you are. You don't need to do a lot of things to impress them; all you need to do is be who you are. they like men who know how to express their emotions and put their innermost feelings into words. Unless you do that, you can never have the right kind of a woman walking by your side.

2. Don't be too hard on yourself - The worst thing that most men do is strive hard to impress women. Don't do that - all you've got to do is keep it simple and learn how to respect her and you would gain her attention. Defend her, always make a difference in their lives and give them the impression that you are always their for them when they need you the most.

3. Don't try to impress them - I know a lot of men do this - they try to impress the ladies with their style, fashion and a lot of such materialistic things. Instead of playing the impression game, which does not last for long, try to be casual and keep it low. If a woman falls in love with you for your style, remember, she has to see you in your informal outfits at home in future, when you both plan to settle down together.

4. Express yourself in bed - Let's face it - most women now know what they want from their men. They are open and now believe in communicating about what they want in bed. If you have a woman in your life and you want to sustain her, you have surely got to be good in bed.

5. Keep her satisfied - I don't say that intimacy is the only thing between two lovers, but it is obviously one of the most important things that allow two people to maintain love between each other. Keep her relaxed and satisfied in bed and see the glow on her face.

THE EASIEST WAY TO IMPRESS GORILLAS IS TO GIVE THEM BANANA!

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by iluvpomo(m): 12:20am On Nov 28, 2016
Daboomb:
..The guy who has the Money is the one who gets to really raise up the SKIRT and take the Fruit, juice and all....
grin grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by paradigmshift(m): 12:22am On Nov 28, 2016
horlahwaley:
Op, my rich girlfriend can feed me for a whole year, she still expect me to give her money, which i do. i can tell you money is the only language women understand. Owo la fin she oko obinrin.


my own no dey give. Na so so complain she dey complain

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by mctowel01: 12:23am On Nov 28, 2016
Maxodus:
See as poster talk am like e easy. Women don't even know what they want
hahahahaha, I burst out laffing looking at your profile

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by niqqaclaimz(m): 12:25am On Nov 28, 2016
ObioratheBully:

Or you can just give her money and skip all those steps..
nairalanders can be very stuborn kai
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Justicealh3(m): 12:28am On Nov 28, 2016
I love thé thread sha.

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Joe50(m): 12:33am On Nov 28, 2016
ok almost everyone here is talking about money

do you want to make the money?



check my signature...
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Parpor(m): 12:37am On Nov 28, 2016
Well I think your topic and your number 3 are repelling
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 12:37am On Nov 28, 2016
only way to impress a woman is " GIVE THE B* MONEY IN POUNDS '' then give her the number of any malam you know that changes money .... .. I swear the babe go impress ehn grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by teebillz: 12:39am On Nov 28, 2016
I tried 1, 2 and 3. Should could not even give me the chance to try 4 and 5 until I drop the cash.
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 12:48am On Nov 28, 2016
importexpert:



it is your likes that ladies extract money from and use the money to cater for all the needs of an ordinary street guy because they love him cheesy
it aff pain OP
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 12:52am On Nov 28, 2016
gabinogem:


Bro... No mind all these inexperienced folks wey dey form professional for Nairaland cheesy
I dey tell uu
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 12:54am On Nov 28, 2016
importexpert:

thanks dss cheesy
for ur mind
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by IkpuMmadu: 12:57am On Nov 28, 2016
Bullshit ...story

Five ways are
Make money
Drive good cars
Live in good apartment
Have good income
Have good account



Anything apart from this is a lie

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 12:59am On Nov 28, 2016
importexpert:
money is the only solution many see
yeah!and the only appropriate solution available.... u beta join d queue....don't die with dose thoughts of urs....
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 1:02am On Nov 28, 2016
LynnPetra:
Now a lot of youth now depend how to impress women than make money. SMH!!! Ndi Ara!!!

Tomorrow they will open more threads to fish out their grievances with zero money in their account.


Fooooooooolssssssssss!!!!!!!!
leave him....he shud kip finding ways of impressing women instead of making money and bettering his life first....women and money are like 5 and 6...mehn!everybody nids dx money

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 1:04am On Nov 28, 2016
WomanOfRace:

For your mind abi? very bad.
huh
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 1:05am On Nov 28, 2016
Whytelyon:



Nairaland is a place of fun. If you don't know what fun is,you don't belong here. Go the same way u came. You are very Insulting.

and dx is fun
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 1:08am On Nov 28, 2016
Missmossy:
It seems its more of guys making comments here. It goes beyond the money anyway. Naturally money can't even buy happiness.
it may not be a sufficient element but a necessary one
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by moshino(m): 1:09am On Nov 28, 2016
importexpert:



it is your likes that ladies extract money from and use the money to cater for all the needs of an ordinary street guy because they love him cheesy

Do you have any verifiable example where a woman "extract money from a rich guy and use the money to cater for all the needs of an ordinary street guy because they love him" as you said?

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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by LadyTiana(f): 1:11am On Nov 28, 2016
kingPhidel:
1. Give her money 2. Just give her money 3. I mean give her more money 4. As in give her monecious money 5. Dont forget, give her monies
boring
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Osgilliat(m): 1:12am On Nov 28, 2016
Why won't they be shouting money! Money! More money! When be say na poor girl, lazy girl, irresponsible girl dem go dey follow and chase about.. You will never see them chase girls that are in their league or above their league. They think all girls wants to spend their little change they've earned that they money.. No naija man can satisfy the wishes of a naija woman. You will only kill Ya self and she will move on. They always do.

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