I remember when one of my guys stole his mums bracelet to impress a girl he wan die for

He was like 15 then..

To explore her kpekus..


She was ever grateful ..

Paid her rent at gambiama inside uniport.

Catching a grenade for her without getting blast off

Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

Mehn!!! It's uncountable and still doing more on an uncountable manners n ways... Pinned.

Pay her sch fee

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I find it difficult to impress people. A weakness

Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night
I no smell her toto till today

Actually used all my money I had in my account

Paid her rent, that was 500k, furnished the house about 400k

It was a learning process though, no fuss

Let me park by bus here... Ts gonna very interesting reading people's comment

I dey dash them plenty money

J

People Buying Barbecue from us give us a lot of impression about them.......positively.

Making profit the legal way is the way to go.

Barbecue is bae.

And we are always there to impress people with our Barbecue also.

Having friends round on a beautiful weekend to enjoy eating food freshly grilled on the BBQ is impressive enough.

Once you get chatting and drinking in a relaxed atmospehere, the rest issa goal.


Manna issa Goal.

Barbecue issa Goal

Made in Naija issa Goal.

Impression issa Goal.

This beautiful thread issa goal.

The OP issa Goal.

Nairaland issa Goal.......

Abeg make we go continue our grilling tinz biko.

Se y'all

tck2000:
Can barbeque last for two weeks without re-grilling?

If you have any leftovers from your barbecue,
these should not be left outside where they could be in the sun and where insects and animals could get at them.
As with all leftovers, cover these foods and allow them to cool down in a cool place (your kitchen),
You should refrigerate it within two hours of grilling in an air tight plastic bag.
When it comes to reheating leftover barbecue, low and slow is the best method.
And if you want to use the microwave, make sure you turn the Barbecue from side to side so that it can heat up evenly.

cook for her

Legionx:
I remember when one of my guys stole his mums bracelet to impress a girl he wan die for

He was like 15 then..

Mumu tins people do for love!

Women rule the world. Men only pretend to be head. We did CUNTless foolish things in the hazy days to impress ladies. Then guy man wise up now. Writing them here na thrash

Buying food for her everyday inside school......... I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri......... Promise land I no reach, liver to toast I no get....... Her yellow pawpaw skin is what switched off my brain...... She fresh die, after graduation we went to our different base, she started accusing me for not letting her enjoy her life in school......... I didn't give her space & I didn't say what I want.

Many Have more sex.

Need a reason? He said, research shows that a good sex life helps you look younger cos it has a positive effect and behaviour.

Waiting for a girl who was obviously wasting time where ever she was. I wanted to come off as a patient guy, but later got severely beaten by the rain. My interest in her dried together with my drenched clothes though

Things we do for kpekus

1. When I was in secondary school, I learnt how to swim because swimming lessons were going to be introduced at my school. It was also my way of impressing the girls in school, and hell yeah, it worked.

2. At the Uni, it was a different ball game. Had my secondary school at a French school and was fluent in French. A GEDs course compulsory for 100 level students was French. Once my course-mates found out I spoke french, news went round. I had flings with atleast 3 girls, just because of French

3. Out of school, you do not need to impress girls. Once you have a good job, your apartment, 1 small car & then a few trips (chilled hangouts, your circle of friends, 1 or 2 doings)...then you're good to go

Back then in secondary school there was this girl that had a crush on me, she wasn't that fine but had a nice ass with average looks.
So we were doing normal teenish play and she dared me to throw her bag in front of everyone.
Myself being a 'i nor fi Bleep up' kinda guy I threw the bag and out of nowhere the disciplinary prefect appeared and ordered everyone on their knees almost the whole class obeyed expect for me and a few of my guys.
He walked up to me and yelled at me threatening me but I didn't shake and looked him straight in the eyes before I knew it he released 2 hot slashes on me but me being a hard guy when girls are looking didn't shake, las las he ended up leaving me to face one of my guys whom almost treated he's Bleep up before he's friends( disciplinary prefect) appeared from nowhere and rushed my friend.
So basically i almost fought with the disciplinary prefect cuz of an average looking girl with big yanch.

Only nice guys impress women, the reverse is the case for people like us.

Let her copy my answers word for word in exam. She knew next to nothing.
After everything, she scored higher in the exam

Trekked barefoot to her house after my slides cut on the road. Got there and this girl didn't even let me enter inside. She answered me from the gate. I was under hot sun

Na the same girl do these two things oh

Modified:

Zilch

Only stupid guys try to impress girls.

I always tell guys to always work on yourself and chase your dreams.

When you are on the pathway to succes, the opposite sex will know and will always want to be friends with you.

I stopped trying to impress people when I became self-employed...

I don't owe anyone to impress them and they don't owe me to impress me either

Not giving a damn to impress her at all was the smartest thing I did to impress a lady. Just doing me, if she likes me she'll stay. That way, I wouldn't have to stress myself to satisfy her

NOTHING! I never did/do things to impress nobody! I'm not in this world to impress u! If u don't like me then fvck off!