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Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 28, 2016
Zombie, I am not rich but I earn more than your father as a Quantity Surveyor... you think everyone on Nairaland is a student.

And yea, I do have an opinion, my current girlfriend is a BioChemist (works in a teaching hospital).

From your reaction, you MUST be a very ugly girl... now run along...

crazymommy:
broke boys think they have an opinion
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by crazymommy(f): 2:42pm On Nov 28, 2016
NubiLove:
Zombie, I am not rich but I earn more than your father as a Quantity Surveyor... you think everyone on Nairaland is a student.

And yea, I do have an opinion, my current girlfriend is a BioChemist (works in a teaching hospital).

From your reaction, you MUST be a very ugly girl... now run along...
grin grin e pain the fool.....I will feed you for 10 years without sweating....now run along u this thing
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 2:44pm On Nov 28, 2016
Ugly Zombie, can you now stop quoting me..... go feed your family for 10 years.... now move on typical jobless girl...

crazymommy:
grin grin e pain the fool.....I will feed you for 10 years without sweating....now run along u this thing
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by crazymommy(f): 2:46pm On Nov 28, 2016
NubiLove:
Ugly Zombie, can you now stop quoting me..... go feed your family for 10 years.... now move on typical jobless girl...
grin grin arindin...e pain the fool....him wan cry.....cry cry baby.....better go to the bathroom and go and watch her pant or else na hunger go kill you if she refuse to stop using her money to take care of your miserable life....
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 2:52pm On Nov 28, 2016
wow... you MUST be that ugly or you belong to those set of bitter girls that cant get a decent guy.... cheesy ... okay stay and keep quoting me...

crazymommy:
grin grin arindin...e pain the fool....him wan cry.....cry cry baby.....better go to the bathroom and go and watch her pant or else na hunger go kill you if she refuse to stop using her money to take care of your miserable life....
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by crazymommy(f): 2:57pm On Nov 28, 2016
NubiLove:
wow... you MUST be that ugly or you belong to those set of bitter girls that cant get a decent guy.... cheesy ... okay stay and keep quoting me...
Yeah because your sisters at home are single at 50 grin grin does not mean every lady is that way..my children get sense pass you times 10....grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 3:01pm On Nov 28, 2016
Ugly Zombie... tell me more....

I think I need to add Bitter Ugly Zombie to your title....

crazymommy:
Yeah because your sisters at home are single at 50 grin grin does not mean every lady is that way..my children get sense pass you times 10....grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Whytelyon(m): 3:03pm On Nov 28, 2016
frankypunk:
pray mke she no just meet yahoo boy wey just hammer..issoritte.. ;Dpray mke she no just meet yahoo boy wey just hammer..issoritte..

So,the yahoo boy money no go finish? Issoritte.

The yahoo boys way u day talk sef, shay you know say na unless you use otunmopo, charm them one time...grin but e no day catch them all o.. Ba issoritte
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by crazymommy(f): 3:06pm On Nov 28, 2016
NubiLove:
Ugly Zombie... tell me more....

I think I need to add Bitter Ugly Zombie to your title....
*****yawns*****very boring punchline.....try harder boy.....
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 3:11pm On Nov 28, 2016
Bitter And Ugly Zombie... now run along...

crazymommy:
*****yawns*****very boring punchline.....try harder boy.....
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by crazymommy(f): 3:23pm On Nov 28, 2016
NubiLove:
Bitter And Ugly Zombie... now run along...
perfect description of your mother....very boring ....is that all you got??grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 3:30pm On Nov 28, 2016
Basically that is what you are... the typical jobless, ugly and bitter girl... from your comments it easy to decipher that.

all you got?? --- you MUST be a mo.r.o.n and a zombie if you can't figure out what is happening.

crazymommy:
perfect description of your mother....very boring ....is that all you got??grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Whytelyon(m): 3:31pm On Nov 28, 2016

Nubilove and crazymommy

Una no day shame? Something way no suppose bring fight is bringing fights and issues, which one you day? Shay una realise say na public una day so?

Nubilove, you a man behave like one na.. if una two marry tomorrow na like this una wan use raise una children? For this kain world now,na em una day provoke and behave like this, na wa o. You guys are mature than this na.


Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 3:35pm On Nov 28, 2016
I can't marry that kind of girl.

Whytelyon:

Nubilove and crazymommy

Una no day shame? Something way no suppose bring fight is bringing fights and freckles, which one you day? Shay una realise say na public una day so?

Nubilove, you a man behave like one na.. if una two marry tomorrow na like this una wan use raise una children? For this kain world now,na em una day provoke and behave like this, na wa o. You guys are mature than this na.


Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Whytelyon(m): 3:41pm On Nov 28, 2016
NubiLove:
I can't marry that kind of girl.

Man proposes, God disposes. Nigga even if you can't calm down na, e don day enter mama and family matter, you sef see am na, you too wan day bashed as them day bash Airforce1 on top nairaland fa? You na big boy, just overlook am make she day go. No matter the provocative statements she brings,let her be don't talk back at her, good or bad.

Don't say anything to her again. Just keep quiet. Abeg even tho na for my sake.
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by bluejean(f): 4:21pm On Nov 28, 2016
Senorprinz:
What if I got money and romance, Isn't that an added advantage? huh
Now u c sense in what am saying. U didn't addbd romance part 4RM d start
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Obiomon: 4:28pm On Nov 28, 2016
Incrizz:
I prefer your list by far especially 2 and 4.

Importexport made sense, but you made more sense in the ratio of ant to Elephant as per sense wise cool

Obiomon sweetie I am fine thank you. Come see loads of lists....grin
lol I know, I agree wit his list especially number 5 cheesy grin . I we do number 4 u we do no 5 wink
With that our love will last forever grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Senorprinz(m): 7:36pm On Nov 28, 2016
bluejean:
Now u c sense in what am saying. U didn't addbd romance part 4RM d start
Yes, because real life relationships don't start with romance.
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by bluejean(f): 8:30pm On Nov 28, 2016
Senorprinz:
Yes, because real life relationships don't start with romance.
That's part lie n part truth. That's a generalization
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Senorprinz(m): 7:58am On Nov 29, 2016
bluejean:
That's part lie n part truth. That's a generalization
Let's use you as an example,
What attracts you to a guy?
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by StupidYorubaFool: 6:52pm On Dec 08, 2016
NuFarma:
There's no such thing as "the type of woman". They're all the same.



Because no matter how much is spent on you females, you keep wanting more.

Spot on.



Lol.



Exactly. If you see women for what they really are, you won't want to waste your resources to impress them.
The reason why almost "fine girls" are dumb is because they depend on their looks to progress in life.
In most cases, It is the "ugly girls" that do well in school and conduct themselves in a more professional manner in work places because they know there's no good looks to depend on if they really want to progress.



I tell u, man. And if the "fine boy" is wise, he'll cut her off because she's only using him to give off the impression that she has value.
God bless you man for this...
I've shared this post...
I see this nowaday girls as white elephant projects that don't really deserve it.
It's sheer waste of time
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Incrizz(f): 1:47am On Dec 17, 2016
Obiomon:
lol I know, I agree wit his list especially number 5 cheesy grin . I we do number 4 u we do no 5 wink
With that our love will last forever grin
Yes Sweetiegrin
*highfiving you*grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Nobody: 3:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
but wait o... why should i impress a girl?... is she my boss? abi am i looking for promotion...

....to my fushur NL Gf if youre waiting for me to impress u... pls wait no more.. lets just do it like that...
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Obiomon: 5:01pm On Dec 25, 2016
Incrizz:
I prefer your list by far especially 2 and 4.

Importexport made sense, but you made more sense in the ratio of ant to Elephant as per sense wise cool

Obiomon sweetie I am fine thank you. Come see loads of lists....grin
helo gurl! Happy Christmas!!! How many chicken u chop grin
Re: Top 5 Ways To Impress Women by Incrizz(f): 11:18am On Dec 26, 2016
Obiomon:
helo gurl! Happy Christmas!!! How many chicken u chop grin
Sweetie, you beat me to it.
Merry Christmas.
I will beat you to it come new yeargrin
I didn't eat chicken o.
I ate fish.

Babes please come to Daystar for the new year eve service naw..? Pweese wink

I don't mind some chicken for new year at your place though.
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