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| 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by curvysola(f): 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Primary school was such a silly time in our lives. As kids, we were so innocent and precious and usually involved in some form of mischief or the other. There were awesome trademark insults that everyone in primary school knew. Getting these insults was the most painful thing ever, and here are the most common ones we could remember. 1. ‘Bombastic element’  2. You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?  3. ‘Tear Tear, Patch Patch, Omo baba shoemaker’  4. ‘American dusting powder’  5. ‘See your scatter scatter teeth like James bond bullet’  6. ‘The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am’  7. ‘You mess, akpu fly gate.’  8. ‘Monkey banana’  9. ‘The strongest man for your village na akpu kill am’  10. ‘You mess for church, Jesus statue wey dey for crucifix cover hin nose’  12. ‘Kuli-kuli attack your village, nobody survive’  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 1:35pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
-Unbreakable chinchin -Indian kpomo -American dustbin -Amala head(for those that rocked skin-cut) ...and many more  2 Likes |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Emescot(m): 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Attention all unit, its like this op and kisschrix went to the same primary school with me... 1-12 is onpoint bro KissChrix: |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 1:37pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
¤ See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator.. ¤ You mess, Babangida repeat primary One.. ¤ You mess two kuli kuli sumersault.. ¤ The strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am ¤ You mess, e no do poo; e no do par e do mama Ngozii.. ¤ Your four corner head like 2B book.. ¤ With your long preek like zoro sword... ¤ Your preek Long reach Heaven kon write ==" To be continued..."  ______________________ www.nairaland.com/attachments/4552176_img20161110133042edit_jpeg909b862af324c72ff77a8b311dbfcc47 I miss my childhood days sha.. KD Barracks for laive mhennn.. 4 Likes |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by seunny4lif(m): 1:38pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Waiting for FP Seun abi Lala Una know say data don increase sha |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by softMarket(m): 1:38pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
ME- i kill my one star OP- i kill my two star ME- i kill my three star OP- i kill my four star ME- i kill my five star OP- i kill my six star ME- so u killed ur sister? I will report u to the police OP- (starts crying and beggin) ME-  moi-moi brain2 Likes |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 1:40pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Emescot: Na that Amala head I rock pass Any small hair, blade don land on My head |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 1:41pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
See ur flat head like olumba signboard |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by sinaj(f): 1:42pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Lol No 10 got me laughing Ajekpako life sha I really miss d good old days  |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by makydebbie(f): 1:45pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Yea the good old days in Nigeria. That bombastic element is so true |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by talktonase(m): 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
I no go lie the yab dey pain me... >  |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Emescot(m): 1:55pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
KissChrix: All my life na only 2 times i rock am 1. Wen i dey primary school i go barb my hair i come collect parting my pman say make i go back go comot everything 2. Na when teacher put chewed (chewing) gum for my hair... Lmao |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 2:08pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Emescot: Bad boiy You dey put parting for primary school 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Emescot(m): 2:12pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
KissChrix:Lol just a simple innocent parting o dats all... |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by dedons: 3:51pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
The tallest man for your village sit down ontop maggi yet him legs no reach ground... The strongest man for your village na kulikuli he take dey carry weight. |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 4:14pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
KissChrix: |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by NevetsIbot(m): 11:51pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
bombastic elementry science. You tall finish, you look like smoked cigar. Your black and white like chickens poo Your dick hard like mallam brakes. Your internal organs like transistor radio. Your chest is wide like fg signboard. Your head is shaved and clear like ibadans express way. Kai, lol |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 11:56pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Smellingmouth:I can imagine what you were like in primary school. |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by misshoree(f): 11:58pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
Was used to just 1,4 and 8 tho |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by heayey(m): 12:01am On Dec 01, 2016 |
On point @op |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by gifty99200(f): 5:41am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Tall u no tall, short u no short u be like headmaster biro lol. |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by jamalnation(m): 5:53am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Lol.. You dey mad you dey crazy you dey Gbogbolo Shiga that was d finishing move then 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 5:58am On Dec 01, 2016 |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Chienex24(m): 7:39am On Dec 01, 2016 |
those years... men I don dey old ooo... time to search for pink f and settle down quickly.... |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 8:22am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Smellingmouth:Happy New month. Sure it was fun but it seems some kids had more fun than others. 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by debque(m): 8:44am On Dec 01, 2016 |
born by mistake American dustbin your head is nuh correct unbreakable chinchin |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 10:59am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Benita27: I guess yours was ==" life of an ajebutter kid" Happy new month Beni.. 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 11:03am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Smellingmouth:Not really, there was no room for that in my primary school, but i'm familiar with some you mentioned. |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Nobody: 11:08am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Kuli-kuli attack your village, nobody survive.  Even in adulthood this should be painful still.  Do you know what it means - for kuli kuli to even think of attacking your village is an abomination, not to talk of obliterating the lives in your village.  Painful |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by luchee(f): 11:13am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Bicycle seat head You short sotay you use ladder climb maggi You shit for river, all the fish shout "are we safe?" |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Smellingmouth: 11:36am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Benita27: But you can't compare yours to mine.. Obviously you attended one of the best primary school in your area.. You want me to describe how mine was? I hope your day is going as planned. 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by Urahara2: 11:37am On Dec 01, 2016 |
Smellingmouth: Smellingmouth u for don dey chop cane well a for primary school |
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