"Have you eaten" wtf

prettythicksme:
I have seen so many packs!

The one you've been seeing is fake, come lemme show you real six packs

Caringguy:
The one you've been seeing is fake, come lemme show you real six packs

I already knw this is where u r heading to,oya show me.

MzLarem:
Forming accents for me

you dey craze,to ba ya e,wa so yoruba

speak english so that we can all understand your joke.

JuicyLucy:
"Have you eaten" wtf

on behalf of all guys, I can bodly tell you that, we do not think the aforementioned phrase is sexy, we just say it to continue conversation, especially the boring ones, where you ladies give one word answers like its an interview

prettythicksme:
I already knw this is where u r heading to,oya show me.

Check my profile in 2mins....

Caringguy:
Check my profile in 2mins....

ok,i will.

TheBatman:

speak english so that we can all understand your joke.

Its not meant for everybody and its not even a joke.

Mimido2:
I was going out o,he just approached me and said he sighted me from afar and dat as soon as he saw me d headache started because d love was too much for him to bear and dat d headache will leave after I give him my number
I just stood and was looking at him cos I didn't know wat to say.

finish the story abeg, so you kept looking at him and he kept looking at you and both of you kept looking at each other...abeg tell us what we want to know, did you drop the digits

MzLarem:
Its not meant for everybody and its not even a joke.

what you wrote there was a joke, though not a very funny one, but I admire your effort, so i'll give you a letter grade E for Effort

TheBatman:

what you wrote there was a joke, though not a very funny one, but I admire your effort, so i'll give you a letter grade E for Effort

Ok

TheBatman:

finish the story abeg, so you kept looking at him and he kept looking at you and both of you kept looking at each other...abeg tell us what we want to know, did you drop the digits

give him my number? for Wat na?
I just left him dere......I didn't say a word
dat same week he saw me and walked up to me and started saying dat because I didn't give him my number d headache changed to fever and dat he is still sick
I told him to take loratidine,it Will help with d fever

Stupedinluv:
Telling me i am beautiful all the damn time.

And immitating female gestures to make me laugh

i can do better really

Mimido2:
give him my number? for Wat na?
I just left him dere......I didn't say a word
dat same week he saw me and walked up to me and started saying dat because I didn't give him my number d headache changed to fever and dat he is still sick
I told him to take loratidine,it Will help with d fever

lool, okay this was funny, I like that guy, if he continues like this, you'll eventually give him your number, he's jokes would soon start sound cute and funny and i'm sure you're already loving the attention.
Enjoy

Mimido2:
give him my number? for Wat na?
I just left him dere......I didn't say a word
dat same week he saw me and walked up to me and started saying dat because I didn't give him my number d headache changed to fever and dat he is still sick
I told him to take loratidine,it Will help with d fever

still not working ....

Rayhandrinni:
still not working ....

Wats not working?

Mimido2:
Wats not working?

the dose you prescribed me

TheBatman:

lool, okay this was funny, I like that guy, if he continues like this, you'll eventually give him your number, he's jokes would soon start sound cute and funny and i'm sure you're already loving the attention.
Enjoy

didn't see d dude again.....was so hapi he listened to my advice
his jokes were not making sense at all
don't tell me u are planning to use them

Rayhandrinni:
the dose you prescribed me

lol don't take over dose o

Sending drinks to your table ......especially champagne why? I don't like champagne for starters and secondly I am not impressed by obscene displays of wealth ( real or imagined!)

Mimido2:
didn't see d dude again.....was so hapi he listened to my advice
his jokes were not making sense at all
don't tell me u are planning to use them

Naah, that ship has sailed, the guy don spoil that method for the rest of us be that

Rayhandrinni:
i can do better really

How do you mean?

Mimido2:
lol
don't take over dose o

iv still got that headache....only your number can cure

Raine80:
Sending drinks to your table ......especially champagne why? I don't like champagne for starters and secondly I am not impressed by obscene displays of wealth ( real or imagined!)

Would it be better to send a bottle of what you are already drinking?

Bla bla bla bla

Playa0ne:


Would it be better to send a bottle of what you are already drinking?

Not really ....Manners maketh a man

Raine80:

Not really ....Manners maketh a man

Yes but sending a drink to your table doesn't translate to having poor manners...most times its just to break the ice, because for the fact that you are drinking a brand of what he is sending already means that you can afford it..or dont you think?

I think this way because it works most times for me. I do it because most ladies that approach me at a party often come with the line buy me a drink...but I noticed that just wanna be with me so thats a way of breaking the ice because on occasions that I am out of cash they gladly buy me drinks.

Stupedinluv:
How do you mean?

i like you

prettythicksme:
I have seen so many packs!

prettythicksme:
I love pot belly guys wey get six cars,six house,six everything not six hungry packs.

Mimido2:
I was going out o,he just approached me and said he sighted me from afar and dat as soon as he saw me d headache started because d love was too much for him to bear and dat d headache will leave after I give him my number
I just stood and was looking at him cos I didn't know wat to say.

Really? Hahahaha

never wanted to comment till i saw this. Really got me there.

ItzMePuffPuff:
I just saw this. I actually had 1 dude tell me that I was like "whaaaat why u even in my face." And the fool thought I would be touched by it ☆ Needless 2 say i never dated him

Dafuq? He be so full of himself
Guess hw was cute?