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Genea:
lolx, calm ur blood temp joor

1gm of white from Alhaja in mushin and Segun's OG-kush with a regular small Ziploc of paw-paw and my blood pressure is like your best song, you down?

Jewelnutch:
1gm of white from Alhaja in mushin and Segun's OG-kush with a regular small Ziploc of paw-paw and my blood pressure is like your best song, you down?

yes sir!!!!!!

Genea:
yes sir!!!!!!

We go down - we go down in the DM.
NB: I have screened your profile and I'm serious about the bout.

Jewelnutch:
We go down - we go down in the DM.
NB: I have screened your profile and I'm serious about the bout.

lolx

Genea:
lolx

Is there anyway we could discuss this without a third party and another "lolx?"

Jewelnutch:
Is there anyway we could discuss this without a third party and another "lolx?"

no dear..

Genea:
no dear..

Drugs You Should Try It,



Or never mention and quote me. Have a horrifying evening. (:

Medunah:
It helps me

And a whole lot of other guys out there

*clears throat*


Hello bae

#YOLO

Jewelnutch:
Drugs You Should Try It,




Or never mention and quote me. Have a horrifying evening. (:

sorry I did

Genea:
sorry I did

Nothing personal, young woman. I see a future somewhere.

Jewelnutch:
Nothing personal, young woman. I see a future somewhere.

tnx, owk

33bandit:
petroleum engineering student creating a topic like this ..just take a second look at all your dictions .
i am sure you are among those types that don't attend class graduating with 3rd class . lol .go get money jawe u too small to talk about girls ,I'm 25 and I've not even started dating yet lmaoooo

Wee u kip kwayet! Olodo!

headword:
Am a kind of person dat is shy, afraid and don't no how to approach a girl, and sometimes if I start wooing a girl I screw up on the way, dat y sometimes I do tell my friends to share some of their contact, don't have much friend, most especially girls, am afraid to get 1, may be because am not social, don't like go out, just don't no y, guys what do u think I can do to overcome dis. pls need ur advice

seems to me like you yourself knows what your problem is, you need to overcome your shyness. Confidence is the most important tool here, let it reflect in the way you talk(project your voice, never mumble), walk(chin up, shoulders high;never slouch your shoulder, makes you look like a loser) and relate to people in general. Approach more babes and try to sound as casual as possible, no mumu stories about how you think you've met her some where or other any lame game. work on your sense of humor too. And go out more, girls will not come knocking at your door anyway so get your ass out there!


Get some money too, But being broke doesn't mean you can't get girls

my 2 cents

Why won't you be unlucky? out of your 8 posts on nairaland, 2 is on trying to get a random whatsapp sex chat and you say you don't know why you screw up

richommie:
I want us to start something baby.
N/B..i don't ve money!

#YOLO

lol

sweettease:
Why won't you be unlucky? out of your 8 posts on nairaland, 2 is on trying to get a random whatsapp sex chat and you say you don't know why you screw up

Detective

headword:
Am a kind of person dat is shy, afraid and don't no how to approach a girl, and sometimes if I start wooing a girl I screw up on the way, dat y sometimes I do tell my friends to share some of their contact, don't have much friend, most especially girls, am afraid to get 1, may be because am not social, don't like go out, just don't no y, guys what do u think I can do to overcome dis. pls need ur advice

when I was at your age I have stop fuckin gals ..till now. . cos am tired of dem.. I don't see any reason having dem around me.. dere is time for everything in life just be yourself. .concentrate on your studies rather than looking for gals to date.. little words is enough for d wise

Well, do something meaningful today. Check my signature

majour:
Detective

I've just learnt not to give cheap sympathy on nairaland

sweettease:
I've just learnt not to give cheap sympathy on nairaland

I can relate to that

Mimido2:
lie lie

chisos is lord!!
ur dp

Genea:
u no well

Op nothing is wrong with you, you are just being toooooooooo nice. Man up bro. Here are things you need for starters;
Groom yourself
Good hair cut.
smell nice.
New cloths.
Nice shoes.
Forget all these guys saying go and make money. You need money as a man but you also require social skills even in making money. You are a student and it's no crime to focus on toning your social skills.

Okay, At least have money to buy quality gum. Yes I mean chewing gum. Not all these nonsense 10naira gum ooo. Go to supermarket and you'll see quality ones like 500naira. You'll be wondering what you need them for but as a newbie, they are good openers with the ladies.
As a student you'll always see beautiful girls everywhere on campus. Aproach them and use your gum as an opener. Ask if she likes gum, ask if she can spend 500naira on gum, yell her there are few things you like and are not afraid of spending to get them. Bring out your gum, bring out one for yourself then another for her. Tell her to try it. She can't say no. Gbam you have her already. After she must have collected it, ask her if her mum didn't warn her not to take things from strangers. She laughs. Switch to casual things talk for a while, then ask what she feels about the gum you gave her.

I could paint many scenario for you. You'll be a pro in no time and you won't depend on gum, the game will come to you naturally.

NB: don't laugh too hard as a guy, be fvking witty, never compliment her looks because she hears that everyday. Be unpredictable, place her on spotlight and she'll either respect or fear you. Either way, you'll conquer her.



I hate seeing guys who can't own ladies, it annoys me. Man up bro.

This is why you lose them https://randomshek./2016/11/17/why-you-fail-at-dating-20-reasons-to-consider/

habbyy03:
chisos is lord!!
ur dp

wat happened?

Mimido2:
wat happened?

It's hot.

headword I sympathize with u. It's normal to feel shy especially if u ain't the type that talk to girls all the time. Don't heed to the advise of "go make money first and see girls flock around you".

Money is not everything. There are charismas you need to develop to become irresistible to ladies. Bro, I can tell you I'm good at initiating conversation with ladies a lot. You need not sound professional when approaching a lady hence she would end up sky rocketing her defense . And you don't need to cram anything in your head before approaching a lady.

Try use the situation of the environment where you meet the lady to strike a convo. Here is an instance: I saw a girl walking on the road with pure water in her hand. I walked faster to catch up with her and as we were walking side by side, I looked at her and said " so you finish that pure water all alone without leaving little for me eh? She burst into laughter saying she didn't know she would see me . And I replied so is that why you finish it? hope you ain't a greedy girl cuz if u are I will just break up with you now. She burst into another heavy laughter saying you such a funny guy. From there I asked about her name and what she does. That's how we talked till we parted.

That's just an instance. To over come your shyness, always make use of the situation of where you meet a particular girl to strike a convo and always try to exaggerate things in a funny way. Most people here were once like you. You need to start from somewhere.

There is a group chat I would like you to join. In that group chat, you will get to learn so many things. How to chat with a girl in a bad guy manner. It's only for guys. You will like it. I will also share you some female seduction books to read to learn more.

Just send me an email request here and I will forward the what's app group link to you to join and I bet you, all your women issues would be solved.

Mimido2:
lie lie

.hehehehe I no dey lie sai dai in fada ba dai dai ba

Jarizod:
Bro except this is a joke u know this isn't something to be proud of right

ov coz m joking

Malayy:
old fool. because you are 25, gay and been masturbating all your life, does not mean every nigga out there will be like you..

your opinion doesn't matter.what I do with my body ,non of your fucking business

luminouz:
Wee u kip kwayet! Olodo!

hian

33bandit:
hian

Lol!