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Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Bimpe29: 3:31pm On Dec 07, 2016
A man has strained his penis as he attempted to wear his wedding ring on it.

According to reports in The South African Medical Journal, wife to the 28-year-old unnamed man has just had a baby, and his friends had advised him that in order to put his sexual urge under control, he should wear his wedding ring on his manhood.

The situation soon assumed a gory dimension, as he was taken to the hospital in an emergency.

“His penis was erect and blue and he was in severe pain,” the journal noted.



It was a herculean task before doctors could remove the ring, though; as the ring’s width was rather too small for the circumference of his penis; coupled with the fact that his penis had become excessively swollen in the aftermath of the misadventure.

“The wedding ring got stuck and caused the patient’s penis to swell.

“Doctors even tried using a small surgical saw to remove it, but it got too close to his manhood!

“Deciding otherwise, they, instead, used an injection to drain blood from the penis, by making several punctures with a needle to decrease the swelling.

“This worked quite well, as the swelling went down, allowing them to pull off the wedding ring,” the journal reports.

The man stayed in the hospital for a few days to recuperate, after which he was discharged and given pain killers and antibiotics.

Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by dayleke: 3:36pm On Dec 07, 2016
Hmm....
Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Ayeesharh(f): 4:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
Pinshur of d man's joystick wit d wedding ring
Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by ayobase(m): 4:05pm On Dec 07, 2016
what's the diameter of his pen1s - 1cm?

How could it have slipped through on the first place.

Ohhh, your friends said you should and you did - fool!

It is either this news is fabricated or the man in question is fabricated.



my signature calls

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Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by sleekydee1(m): 4:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
Ayeesharh:
Pinshur of d man's joystick wit d wedding ring

cool my niggress!!! u haff join bad gang.
Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Splinz(m): 4:49pm On Dec 07, 2016
Ayeesharh:
Pinshur of d man's joystick wit d wedding ring

I thought d**k scares you a lot? undecided

Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Ayeesharh(f): 6:46pm On Dec 07, 2016
sleekydee1:

cool my niggress!!! u haff join bad gang.

lolx! ayaff join ooo
Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by sleekydee1(m): 6:50pm On Dec 07, 2016
Ayeesharh:
lolx! ayaff join ooo
kontinu, issorai...
Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Amicable24: 9:11pm On Dec 07, 2016
No source... Hmmmm angry angry

Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Franky826: 10:47pm On Dec 07, 2016
grin
Re: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Paulpeps(m): 5:59pm On Dec 12, 2016
Ayeesharh:
lolx! ayaff join ooo
Ayaf kachew today! So, you haff joined bad gang abi? All the good pikin yaff turn into sumtin else! Issorait, I will deal wit u later.

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