I didn't really do crazy things tho.. but I got into trouble. me and my mates were playing ball when my leg and one guy's collided.. he fell down and was writhing in pains... before I knew it, his ulna had protruded at his wrist.. damn! I was visibly shaking.. I was reported to my school mum who spiced it up for my parents, you know the rest. The guy was on PoP for months

alot, i can't remember some, i was always quiet that i always think myself into trouble lols i mumu too much back then, i did alot of crazy things, the most painful was my father was a principal, teachers expected me to behave like my fathet buh i behavoured very differently, me and my friends after school me and my friends will go and play ps2 back then, i talked myself into trouble, i was brilliant buh i wasn't inteliigent at all, or i was very young, infact op forget

I friend nd bang my seniors back den @ DCC warri

bobbybrown007:
are you serious

Damn serious...

SexyNairalander:
i know obele wella

wow, nah blessing be this oooooooooooo. How I go take add you now

Hahahaha me tape current wella whenever girls are fighting ...... we do am sote one day the girls go report us for teachers and principals I was absent for like 1week plus #thuglife

I peed in my senior's bucket of water...cos she is wicked nd sent me to fetch a bucket of water for her

bobbybrown007:
wow, nah blessing be this oooooooooooo. How I go take add you now

just follow me back

There was this girl who loved opening her laps, what a did was simple, I sat in her front , intentionally threw down I pen and started watching 'film'

and there was this day like that, I pressed the boobs of a girl in public after she had told me I don't have the guts to do so. I pressed them real hard

The good part is everyone saw me as a good and gentle guy, they didn't know the inner me

For my sch, They no deh wan hear Boyfriend Girlfriend shii. but I was dating the Dopest Chic(Miss 'My school') in sch and None of us deh hide am.. We go see for morning deh do like married couple.. Kiss.. hold hands and everything.. they called our parents.. flog us tire.. We no gree oo.. They Eventually let us be and we Lived Happily ever after.

I could remember when my school employ a new teacher to take us USE OF ENGLISH,this nigga was a pest frustrating every dude in SS3,and as the head prefect in the school my mates in the class look up to me to correct the nigga mess,on this faithful day he came to our class nd ask everyone to put their head on the table due our noise palave,immediately, i stood up nd refused to put my head down nd my mates whom av been expecting me to act too refuse,the guy raise his cain and about to land me a stroke i grab his neck and tore his shirt,mennnn naso class scatter every body pick race,i push him,he fell naso i ran go ous ohhh.....3 weeks i no go school,when my mates visited me at home they all commend me nd ask me to come to school that nothing will happen,well in short word....the day i went to school i collect the beaten of my life nd demoted of my post as the head prefect.....WAT A BAD ME

iluvweed:
JSS3....very funny, I went to pay for school fees jeje my own oh, there was a long queue so I joined, but it was so crowded and everyone wanted to get back to their classes so we rushed the accountant....Then suddenly this man gave me a receipt and did not collect money from me lol...like 25k...he collected money from another person and also issued receipt too, that's where my MAD friend, tapped me and said omo this man don gock oh....... , na so I withdraw with scope out of the account room oh, go class jeje my own go sit down like all normal students... ....Then me and my friend started this shopping spree.....we eat like crazy at break time, I bought perfume, trainers, I even went to katangua then and bought clothes like crazy, me and my friend oh!...then the D-day came!...the accountant called me and my friend and few more people that where in his office then to see who did not pay, come and see as me and my friend begin dey act.... ......Ahhh Mr Mensah, I paid you oooh!...and my friend was also testifying to it like, I was there when he gave you the cash, and you gave us the receipt..... .....Na so Mr Mensah start to dey sweat like crazy..... .....chai I don wicked from small.....

I had almost similarly experience..
my dad use to give us our sch fees the first week of resumption. I don't know what happen that term,he gave me money for my jnr bro and sis and say i should wait till the next month,I paid and the accountant gave me 3 receipt thinking i paid for 3 as usual..I just say thank you sir,and leave the office..
the next month i bought disk man,date a very cute girl and hv my first kiss..money good die

Zambux:
During night prep applied robb on an albino eyes... That night was deadly... the beating, slaps and flogs I received eh no be here thanks to my school mother who came to my rescue ... We were all playing pranks in my class on those that were sleeping but i guessed mine went far... Didn't know it would hurt much sha

lwkmd devil lols albino for that matter

did plenty crazy things in school sha REPPING #NNSSPH remember hiding from seniors so they won't send me on unending errands in aso rock hostel in the Ceiling whenever they came back from night prep was in the ceiling so long i slept off . thank God i no roll fall sha.





also at one point in my sss2 when my foam was stolen i remember going about at night after lights out and if i liked your bed i and my goon would toss victims from their beds steal them and make a run for it . fun times sha

when I was in ss3 i and my friends took four ss two girls to my house to watch porn

Mine was table soccer, we all had football stadia on our school desks, and our shirt buttons were used as the football, a teacher caught us and gave us a stern warning, so we stopped using our desks, during break we will walk around the school looking for broken pieces of furniture, to design new stadias on them, Omo, na so the teacher cum catch us again oo,

The man took us to the center of the school's football pitch and we all carried the broken furniture on our heads, till break time, I no go ever forget that day...
The other one na gals, I can play with them oo, but oya try and date one of them na war, my friends will just laugh at me cos whenever I try just to chat up a gal I like.

I'll just be sweating like I ran 1000km... Well, gone are those days sha.. It was fun....

In SS3 I always made sure I was the last person to leave the hostel, Never missed Night Catchups with babes, and always cooked at night

My best friend was being flogged by our teacher (uncle Hanson) for not doing his Assignment... I offered to take the last three strokes for him nd our teacher obliged me the request. He gave me the three strokes, still turned to my friend, gave him another three strokes before turning to me again and said "let this serve as a lesson to you, always learn to mind ur business.. you can't change the world".. lolx...

#5iver...

Mine was not all that crazy but sure was risky i always pressed Amina breast in class, i and my classmates once drank alcholic wine in class we told him it was none alcholic and the baba believe but he later found the next day we nor come xkul all of us sick, and we dey lucky with our abroad based propeittress wey like us. u know dose times u are whinning those beautiful female teachers dont go too far:she was passing in front of our bad gang and she said do u have anything for me one of us said Aunty i will give u sausage and *he paused*the rest of us chanted milk, my brother the cane wey she use flog us na MFM manufacture am. lastly our geography teacher was allergic to fish which ever... I'm sure u knw wat we did wif OGA TITUS.
The poster below me just reminded of when we don't tell our parents that we should start paying school fees so that they can send us home, when they do we don't go home we take off our uniforms branch PES shop, na so we go play so tey each of us get five free game.

iluvweed:
JSS3....very funny, I went to pay for school fees jeje my own oh, there was a long queue so I joined, but it was so crowded and everyone wanted to get back to their classes so we rushed the accountant....Then suddenly this man gave me a receipt and did not collect money from me lol...like 25k...he collected money from another person and also issued receipt too, that's where my MAD friend, tapped me and said omo this man don gock oh....... , na so I withdraw with scope out of the account room oh, go class jeje my own go sit down like all normal students... ....Then me and my friend started this shopping spree.....we eat like crazy at break time, I bought perfume, trainers, I even went to katangua then and bought clothes like crazy, me and my friend oh!...then the D-day came!...the accountant called me and my friend and few more people that where in his office then to see who did not pay, come and see as me and my friend begin dey act.... ......Ahhh Mr Mensah, I paid you oooh!...and my friend was also testifying to it like, I was there when he gave you the cash, and you gave us the receipt..... .....Na so Mr Mensah start to dey sweat like crazy..... .....chai I don wicked from small.....

25k??..katangua??..which sch

richommie:
I wrote the names of noise maker. . .and dey got punished.
Next day, the class was so noisy, so a teacher came in and asked for the names of noise maker.,i gave her same list. . .and dey got punished.


#YOLO

Your is even nice, I didn't like my agric teacher, becox of him, I got home and packaged a lot of devil bean to skul, got to skul so early and poured it on all around d staff room... oboy, come see madness from both male n female teachers after about 1hr... I laf dt day tired.. kudos to my best frnd den, moses, we did dt shit togeda

Immanuel college High school ibadan...

-was never flogged because 70% of my siblings went tru d school
-get to school b4 7, drop bag, leave school to eat beans and bread and listen to sports news @745am on BCOSradio with abdul-fatai oyedeji (dat guy can lie sha). Finish afta 8am, stroll down to school and walk majestically in tru d main gate, immune to teachers and prefects.

-three special routes to and from d school (pry schl route, farm route and theology route; worst cones to worst we jump fence directly facing d principal's window to reach destination quickly) to play game @kennyG's in agbowo shopping complex where i hav a special seat that's activated once i enta till i leav i dont drop pad (na there i spend all d money i tif weekly for my popsy shop on weekends)


Many more that cant be mentioned here... a memoir is befitting

see as una dey open una yansh, the internet never forgets. this shiits myt later haunt u

Can't recall any from my side, but one of the craziest thing that happened in school back then was when my classmates(girls) decided to do a vigil inside the hostel, we were seriously praying for success in our SSCE exam and the next thing it was time to pour anointing oil inside a bucket of water and sprinkle on everyone. We looked for anointing oil to no avail, surprisingly one of us came out that she's already anointed and immediately poured her spit inside the bucket for it to be sprinkled on everybody, we all scampered to our beds for fear of eczema.

yasolan:

25k??..katangua??..which sch

Lol are you related to mr mensah? lol.....iyana-ipaja area...a private sch.

carried a real fake gun to class gave those trouble makers a shock of there life

Did a lot f crazy things back then.
I will write a fake letter just for the gateman to allow me pass during break time nah so I go con go play PS wining eleven 4....(cross and nodding).If that fake letter no work,we go pass inside bush we call it Golden gate back then nah so we go comot for school.

Back in school I was called the snow tiger coz although I had only few friends, i was always on my own, nobody bullies me and go free and I also remember forging my boarding master signature on many occasions just to get out of school and another funny thing I did was to carry my fellow student food and cook it in my room till it was done for consumption and the rest is history

use to copy notes for girls i like.