richommie:
I wrote the names of noise maker. . .and dey got punished.
Next day, the class was so noisy, so a teacher came in and asked for the names of noise maker.,i gave her same list. . .and dey got punished.


#YOLO

Sankabson:
Our economics teacher loves pronouncing "Wish" as "Wissis". I put my head on the locker and started laughing with the class, not knowing that the man has changed face and all my classmates just went mute and I'm still laughing.

This man called me out and told me to correct him which I did, not knowing sey that will create problem too. he promised to give me 12strokes on cane. 6 for laughing at my teacher and 6 for correcting my teacher that I don't have respect at all.

He told me to lie down on the locker, after the 2nd stokes of cane, I shouted "Eledumare Oooooo" naso the teacher and the whole class started laughing and the teacher told me to go back to my sit. lol!

That was how I was given the nickname "Eledumare Oòoo"

2) I don't know how to play football or games but I was so good at syking girls for people. boys dey always come meet me to help them out but they do pay for my professional service which is 10-30 naira depends on who.

3) I had sex with the head girl inside principal's office after school hour. I attended her wedding couple weeks ago and I just dey remember nonsense we did together back in school.

Good old days tho!

Sanusi.

SexyNairalander:
[b]No doubt I have done so many crazy things and I can't even remember most of them

buh lemme share few, i went to a government school(my decision sha cos then i mumu small and needed to wise up)back then in school on Fridays to be precised. . .I always buy a pack of condom and share in the class though I was a member of anti-aids club.

also I can remember me and my guys dealing with a particular teacher that was transfered to our school that year, no doubt I went to a school known for fighting and other yeye doings ( atunrase senior high school) and this yeye man gathered enough information about our school and he discovered that the students are stubborn,

being the most feared man in his former school he brought his wahala and began to intimidate us (imagine) na so e flog everybody for class cos he was passing by and we were still making noise. . .we accepted to chop cane even though we don't feel the pain from cane anymore

well, we didn't wanna deal with him much. . .we just emptied the fuel in his bike and replaced it with water. closing hour baba was busy struggling to start his bike, buh boiz no send.


another case was the time our principal seized our football (for him mind) during the weekend we came to school and removed the louvers to his office and went in to collect our ball.



lemme stop here so you guys can share some experience[/b]

SexyNairalander:
hahahaha I swear atunrase student stubborn. . .e no get school them newa fight before, eko boys sef get wahala o na just betch freeman try small cos then use style calm

Sotenna:
I went through a boarding school.

When I was in JSS 3, one afternoon during the exam period, men I was damn hungry, I had no money, it was SAP for a lot of people not just me. SAP means Students Aguru Period, Igbos will understand the slang. It mean Students Hunger Period, because the school term is about to end and mostly at this point in time we've run out of resources, and only very few would be financially buoyant.

It was break time, and I was in front of the canteen, and some people were going in buying stuff and snacking on them, and back then if you buy a bottle of drink the canteen attendants will hold onto your balance until you return the bottle.

While I was standing there hungry, I had an exciting idea. "These guys don't write down your name if they owe you balance."

I rushed to the back of the PTA hall, under it's staircase were a pile of empty bottles, I selected one, went to the water tap and washed it thoroughly, then went after a guy in my class who was drinking a bottle of coke, I begged him to pour me some inside the bottle, he obliged, I walked out, went to a quiet place and started shaking the content of the bottle until it looked and smelled of coke, freshly consumed.

Then I went to the canteen woman, and demanded for ₦450 balance, she asked me what I bought, I told her that I gave her ₦500 note, and bought ₦20 worth of biscuits, and ₦30 bottle of coke, she gave me the balance without any hassle.

...and that was how I got ₦450 into my dry pockets, and got my arse out of SAP. ₦450 was a lot of money back then.


Hunger is bad, it can wake up a dormant scheming, dangerous part of a nigga. After that day I never tried it again, I guess I lost my fear because I was hungry and needed to survive.

whizcartel:
I was a good boy in high school. So i never got into anything mischievous. Oh! I remember when I ran away from school after I made a huge hole in the fence.

Aniker:
My BFF made me smoke shaaa.. Twas crazy fun

Dare2Try:
i remember taking one man squad to the fullest and i was telling my hostel master to dress my bed for me to sleep thinking i was talking to my school son( shayo things) the beating i receive the next day was beyond my imagination

iluvweed:
JSS3....very funny, I went to pay for school fees jeje my own oh, there was a long queue so I joined, but it was so crowded and everyone wanted to get back to their classes so we rushed the accountant....Then suddenly this man gave me a receipt and did not collect money from me lol...like 25k...he collected money from another person and also issued receipt too, that's where my MAD friend, tapped me and said omo this man don gock oh....... , na so I withdraw with scope out of the account room oh, go class jeje my own go sit down like all normal students... ....Then me and my friend started this shopping spree.....we eat like crazy at break time, I bought perfume, trainers, I even went to katangua then and bought clothes like crazy, me and my friend oh!...then the D-day came!...the accountant called me and my friend and few more people that where in his office then to see who did not pay, come and see as me and my friend begin dey act.... ......Ahhh Mr Mensah, I paid you oooh!...and my friend was also testifying to it like, I was there when he gave you the cash, and you gave us the receipt..... .....Na so Mr Mensah start to dey sweat like crazy..... .....chai I don wicked from small.....

crown08:
guy how far, u also school in sico?

prettyboi1989:
see as una dey open una yansh, the internet never forgets. this shiits myt later haunt u

ayofimihan:
For my sch, They no deh wan hear Boyfriend Girlfriend shii. but I was dating the Dopest Chic(Miss 'My school') in sch and None of us deh hide am.. We go see for morning deh do like married couple.. Kiss.. hold hands and everything.. they called our parents.. flog us tire.. We no gree oo.. They Eventually let us be and we Lived Happily ever after.

monsurufatai:
I shot a teacher.

phenomem:
There is time also.

I happened to go to a boarding school. The water reservoir was a it far from our hosteland there is always too much people on the question waiting to fetch. I decided to go fetch some water. As I carried my water gegely dey come, a senior student called me to pour my water in his bucket. I was so mad but I obliged. I went like twice more and same thing repeats itself. I knew there was no way I was gonna fetch water successfully that evening. So I decided to go again. On fetching the water I went to a corner and urinated enough in it. I carried the water with my shoulder high. As I get to the hostel, some senior students have sighted me bringing in water. So they brought theit big bowl of gaari milk and groundnuts dipped it into my bucket of water and use it to soak their Gaari. I was just smiling. They took like half of the water and another senior collected the rest to bath with. I carried my empty bucket to the hostel. I told some of my friends in which they tell some of theirs and the story goes on. They wanted to beat me when they knew but the story already got to the house master. Since then, they never bleeped with my water.

Zambux:
During night prep applied robb on an albino eyes... That night was deadly... the beating, slaps and flogs I received eh no be here thanks to my school mother who came to my rescue ... We were all playing pranks in my class on those that were sleeping but i guessed mine went far... Didn't know it would hurt much sha

Sankabson:
Our economics teacher loves pronouncing "Wish" as "Wissis". I put my head on the locker and started laughing with the class, not knowing that the man has changed face and all my classmates just went mute and I'm still laughing.

This man called me out and told me to correct him which I did, not knowing sey that will create problem too. he promised to give me 12strokes on cane. 6 for laughing at my teacher and 6 for correcting my teacher that I don't have respect at all.

He told me to lie down on the locker, after the 2nd stokes of cane, I shouted "Eledumare Oooooo" naso the teacher and the whole class started laughing and the teacher told me to go back to my sit. lol!

That was how I was given the nickname "Eledumare Oòoo"

2) I don't know how to play football or games but I was so good at syking girls for people. boys dey always come meet me to help them out but they do pay for my professional service which is 10-30 naira depends on who.

3) I had sex with the head girl inside principal's office after school hour. I attended her wedding couple weeks ago and I just dey remember nonsense we did together back in school.

Good old days tho!

Sanusi.

chimdi101:
Some guys will say it's a lie sha...
I attended a military school, my friends dared me to do sometin so dangerous, but I was more than a daredevil
There was a gun a soldier left resting on the gate, so I took the gun and pointed at the soldier while he was coming back, (I was putting on a mask tho) the funny thing was that he raised his hands up despite the fact that he was aware I was a student, and then I threw the gun, ran away and hid, and I wasn't chased by him, I escaped his wrath!

JoshMedia:
We used mirror reflection of the Sun to disturb our Physics Teacher when writing on the board and when he turns back we pretend to be writing. AH UNCLE JAMES. I miss those days.

Martinola:
I was nt d crazy type dou...a girl named Lizzy reported me to our class teacher after i made fun of a "copper", so some beatings were dished out to me, i later find a way to kidnapp her school bag and never demand a ransome niether did i return it...she was bagless for a forthnight with d hope of finding it...lol.

berryice:
I peed in my senior's bucket of water...cos she is wicked nd sent me to fetch a bucket of water for her

sheunsheun:

lol, naso na. class 09

clans:

Now this was creative yet cunning and smart.