CplusJason:
I'm already in a state of agitated excitement in preparation for the romantic massage.

Will be waiting in my bright blue colour boxer.

I just took flight but there's traffic on the air, just wait a little longer.

chimdi101:
Some guys will say it's a lie sha...
I attended a military school, my friends dared me to do sometin so dangerous, but I was more than a daredevil
There was a gun a soldier left resting on the gate, so I took the gun and pointed at the soldier while he was coming back, (I was putting on a mask tho) the funny thing was that he raised his hands up despite the fact that he was aware I was a student, and then I threw the gun, ran away and hid, and I wasn't chased by him, I escaped his wrath!

Hahahahaha, Bros u bad oo.
Funny sha

Benita27:
I just took flight but there's traffic on the air, just wait a little longer.

Lol, let me help myself with Lady Antebellum "Need You Now" song to get me in the mood.

Mavelshee:



Dude na Franco be dat?

Who or where be Franco?

My experience : we had this very strict teacher who would only come to the class to copy note on the board without explaining it. My note was so up to date, but the worst happened one unfaithful day when I decided to leave that particular note book at home because it was on a Friday and the book was too heavy.

Mehn.... The teacher came to the class almost closing period with security men to check on students with incomplete note.

When they all entered our class and locked the door..... I knew my own was over

Nikkybrainz:

My broda you don crase finish as wear. Lol. You still go im wedding join

my brother, shey e no good ni ? we're on a friends level now. Lol!

Deejay777:
lol eledumare oooo, God wil 4giv u, go nd sin no more

Amen Sir. Lol!

Day wey we put Jazz for front of staff room make teacher dey pass through, the next day they all developed swollen legs .the thing later cast sha, after several casting and binding the spiritual.

in ss1 we were playing ball in class and was my turn to play but felt the urge to wee wee.i didnt want to go downstairs cus i wuld miss my turn,so i went to the window side,pulled out my prick and started urinating.did not know my english teacher was downstairs washing her hands.she just noticed say rain dey fall on top her head and water turn to colored water.omo see flogging

This happened in SS2 or so, Biology lab served as the classroom for science students. On this very day a lass I will call T came late to school, biology was our first subject on the said day and the biology teacher happens to be a no nonsense woman.

After the whole query on why T came late to school, she decided her punishment will be sweeping of the lab for that day with strict warning of consequences if she failed to do so. Now T happens to be one of these girls who feel because they have grown big boobs and the likes, we the 'smallies' are not in their category.
After the close of school; T swept the whole lab as instructed, to be sincere she really did a good job.

Introducing my humble troublesome self & my pal I will call P, after we watched T clean the lab and head for home, we went round the school to pick up trash and poured back inside the lab T had swept and we also left for home

I can only leave you guys to imagine the punishment meted on T after the teacher got to school to see a lab looking like a makeshift refuse dumping ground.

To think I was the poster kid for good behavior. Smh

The guy can lie ehn, I stopped believing him long ago. It was fun growing up in ib

sunnyeinstein:
Immanuel college High school ibadan...

-was never flogged because 70% of my siblings went tru d school
-get to school b4 7, drop bag, leave school to eat beans and bread and listen to sports news @745am on BCOSradio with abdul-fatai oyedeji (dat guy can lie sha). Finish afta 8am, stroll down to school and walk majestically in tru d main gate, immune to teachers and prefects.

-three special routes to and from d school (pry schl route, farm route and theology route; worst cones to worst we jump fence directly facing d principal's window to reach destination quickly) to play game @kennyG's in agbowo shopping complex where i hav a special seat that's activated once i enta till i leav i dont drop pad (na there i spend all d money i tif weekly for my popsy shop on weekends)


Many more that cant be mentioned here... a memoir is befitting

chimdi101:

Who or where be Franco?

Never mind

ihatemods:
You were a good boy but you made a huge hole in the school fence


The devil is playing long tennis with ur head

That's after he has used your own head for shooting practice.

sunnyeinstein:
Immanuel college High school ibadan...

-was never flogged because 70% of my siblings went tru d school
-get to school b4 7, drop bag, leave school to eat beans and bread and listen to sports news @745am on BCOSradio with abdul-fatai oyedeji (dat guy can lie sha). Finish afta 8am, stroll down to school and walk majestically in tru d main gate, immune to teachers and prefects.

-three special routes to and from d school (pry schl route, farm route and theology route; worst cones to worst we jump fence directly facing d principal's window to reach destination quickly) to play gamec @kennyG's in agbowo shopping complex where i hav a special seat that's activated once i enta till i leav i dont drop pad (na there i spend all d money i tif weekly for my popsy shop on weekends)


Many more that cant be mentioned here... a memoir is befitting

Immanuel College at samonda right?

So secondary school students killed and ate a cow within the school premises.
Haba!!!
Small small

chiraqDemon:
Everybody knows how long biology and crk notes are
In my ss1 i didnt write even a word on the notes
My crk teacher made me write it all in one day and as a sharp guy i would write 2 lines and skip 10

My physics teacher too had to gimme 20 strokes on my left hand every night prep cos i didnt have his notes
And i never did

We were also vwry good at running from our school security men
Cooking indomie in a pot placed on an iron
Sleeping in the ceiling just to avoid going oit during classes
Breaking coconuts by stoning em on the ground
There was this teacher that made it a habit to seize our stuff n we made it a habit to deflate his tyres daily
Killed and ate one of the cows that were in oir school then
Schl mngmt never knew it was us

Made a video of two teachers bonking n they became our errand boy n girl since then
We had this big titted teacher n one of my friends squeezed her tits in her office (they later became fvck buddies)

....after work our principql came out n he didnt see his car (boys don use d man car flex till him fuel finish) we just called d man with business center phone n told him where to pick his car..till we graduated he never knew who did it

I was caught using a phone in school by a female teacher
I was actually watching southpark n when i saw her i exited it n she collected it and scrolled down n saw porn n she was now saying i was watching porn.....when she reported it she said when she saw the vid that i asked her if she liked it
I almoat got expelled but luckily i was just suspended

My best friend was expelled cos he was caught with 3 bottles of codine a card of trams n a pack of cigs n condoms too....my guy bin bad gan

Me sha overall i was a calm guy cos damn no matter wetin i do i no de talk to girls.....they scared me more than anytin so i just de quiet

Raided our hostel master's apartment close to school just to get our money that he seized..... the man was a broke ass so we just moved his tv n sold it n got our cash back.....

I remember when my guys raided the school shop in the night....ppl come start to de give free milk
U go ask ur guy for one cube of sugar e go give u 5 come even add milk n milo for u...enjoyment that time eh

Whenever i remember those times i just wish for a week in school again

I wont say d name of my school in case my former principal is also reading this topic he might know me

JoshMedia:
Deejay whatsup? How were you able to detect that?

through ur comment

Sotenna:


Nne, it was a Marist seminary school, the weight of that crime on my conscience was crushing back then. I had to live with it. I also decided never to try it next time.

Marist? Like Marist Brothers?

Bigsteveg:

So secondary school students killed and ate a cow within the school premises.
Haba!!!
Small small

LOL. my cousin's set in school killed cow that came into sch compound. Guy, better believe oh. People dey crase

Mzsolmi:
Marist? Like Marist Brothers?

Yeah, MCA Uturu, Okigwe, Abia State.

Sotenna:


Yeah, MCA Uturu, Okigwe, Abia State.

Hmmmm.Me,MCCN Nteje,Anambra State

Bigsteveg:

So secondary school students killed and ate a cow within the school premises.
Haba!!!
Small small

Lol the school big wella and it wasnt a big cow
A calf...btw we didnt eat errthang nau...just took what was needed no time to prepare the whole animal..

It was my JS 1. I wrote a luv letter with a different handwriting to a boy in my class and i put d name of a girl in d next class on it as d writer. I handed over d letter to d boy claiming i saw it on d floor. He went to d girl to challenge her which she denied. she reported to d mammy waters @ d staff room and 3 of us were invited 4 questioning. We were asked to re-copy d letter, thinking they will kno who has d writing. Mumu teachers! up till today dt case is not yet solved because i used my actual hand writing which contradicts d other one.

I implicated a girl in SS2 for attempting to make d most wicked teacher in my school flog me. I turned it against her and She was flogged head to toe, and i was just laffing because i was just smart then.

I remember jumping tru d back windows wenever dt biology teacher was coming.
And those early morning bleeps with Y****si. We used to meet as early as 7-7:15am bf others will come and do all those stuffs. Still nobody believed i could kill an ant.

AloyalNigerian:

What?

Nothing o

ihatemods:
who ask you

na u tok am

Mzsolmi:
Hmmmm.Me,MCCN Nteje,Anambra State

Yeah, I knew about about our Nteje fellows. MCA and MBJ usually hosts sporting activities for all Marist schools back then, and we'd get to meet a lot of folks from different Marist Schools all over.

lmao I could remember those funny/crazy day @ sec. sch, we have one agric teacher d man was very wicked,I print a poster and contested for his post..I was reported to the principal and was punished

agrovick:


Immanuel College at samonda right?

Yep

chimdi101:
Some guys will say it's a lie sha...
I attended a military school, my friends dared me to do sometin so dangerous, but I was more than a daredevil
There was a gun a soldier left resting on the gate, so I took the gun and pointed at the soldier while he was coming back, (I was putting on a mask tho) the funny thing was that he raised his hands up despite the fact that he was aware I was a student, and then I threw the gun, ran away and hid, and I wasn't chased by him, I escaped his wrath!

duuude what military school did u attend
i attended airforce military school, jos & im trying to put 2 & 2 together coz dis cant happen in AFMS OR NMS dat i know of, except d standard is verry low now or theres another military school i don't know of

agrovick:
This happened in SS2 or so, Biology lab served as the classroom for science students. On this very day a lass I will call T came late to school, biology was our first subject on the said day and the biology teacher happens to be a no nonsense woman.

After the whole query on why T came late to school, she decided her punishment will be sweeping of the lab for that day with strict warning of consequences if she failed to do so. Now T happens to be one of these girls who feel because they have grown big boobs and the likes, we the 'smallies' are not in their category.
After the close of school; T swept the whole lab as instructed, to be sincere she really did a good job.

Introducing my humble troublesome self & my pal I will call P, after we watched T clean the lab and head for home, we went round the school to pick up trash and poured back inside the lab T had swept and we also left for home

I can only leave you guys to imagine the punishment meted on T after the teacher got to school to see a lab looking like a makeshift refuse dumping ground.

To think I was the poster kid for good behavior. Smh

Choi.

Blessograo:

Nothing o

How was your day?

AloyalNigerian:

How was your day?

Fine thanks but going to bed

Bigsteveg:
The guy can lie ehn, I stopped believing him long ago. It was fun growing up in ib

I just love d guy voice n energy.

Even Larry izamoje sef dey lie back den, na d guy lie pass sef!