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Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by contactmorak(op):
The Lagos State Emergency Management Agency LASEMA gave the advise after a twitter user cautioned that suicide rates may increase in Lagos, due to the fact that MMM Nigeria has frozen it's members account for one month.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/12/dial-112-if-any-one-attempts-suicide.html

Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by contactmorak(op): 4:24pm On Dec 13, 2016
hmm
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Airforce1(m): 4:24pm On Dec 13, 2016
I've not seen Bolaji today, let me go check on him.

dude invested his 230k meant for his school fees on MMM yesterday.
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by samyyoung(m): 4:27pm On Dec 13, 2016
Lol
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by olaric(m): 4:28pm On Dec 13, 2016
Suicide is never the best option.
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Twaci(f): 4:33pm On Dec 13, 2016
112


Dialing...


Dialing...


Connecting...


Connected.



"Hello! Hello! I'd like to anonymously report a mass suicide situation...yes, yes...most nairalanders...yes...thank you...byebye."



Disconnected.
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 4:47pm On Dec 13, 2016
embarassed

Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by contactmorak(op):
hmm
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by scholes0(m): 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016


Bunch of jokes

Like they will come to the person's aid in two weeks time if you call them
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Yinkatolu: 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016
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Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by seXytOhbAd(m): 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016
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Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by BrutalJab: 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016
Why the unnecessary noise and panichuh


After the Guilders meeting today, they said those with completed transactions will be given opportunity to GH, but those that are yet to reach their release date will need to wait for 30 days.


MMM caused all this, the release date from beginning should have been 30days instead of 2weekz.


So no need to panic cos if you die, its due to your stupidity and foolishness joor.
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by haywire07(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nairaland has created more panic on the MMM issue than any other source .

It is very unfair and immature ,

Besides, MMM hasn't crashed , but why are the mods quick to push anything related to "Mmm crash" to FP . why create unnecessary panic among averagely 60% of nairalanders who are active participants of MMM .
I pray u will be quick to push MMM topics to FP when it comes back by January
Please be wise
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by DesChyko:
If they really care that much, they should create a special line for MMM-related emergencies.

Nigerians have ways of handling themselves before now. Channelling everyone specially to 112 Is just lame.
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by PappiSnow: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
See what greed has caused, Humm


I believe they will bounce back
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by veekid(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016

i need to dial this before opethom kill himself finish; only God knows where him put head since yesterday

Dude invested his mum's 200k on MMM
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by goodlifehyd(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
No fears joor MMM just joined the #MannequinChallenge grin grin grin grin them go unfreeze later but might come under another name embarassed
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by faruz: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
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Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by kinibigdeal(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
Twaci:
112


Dialing...


Dialing...


Connecting...


Connected.



"Hello! Hello! I'd like to anonymously report a mass suicide situation...yes, yes...most nairalanders...yes...thank you...byebye."



Disconnected.
undecided
Twaci:
112


Dialing...


Dialing...


Connecting...


Connected.



"Hello! Hello! I'd like to anonymously report a mass suicide situation...yes, yes...most nairalanders...yes...thank you...byebye."



Disconnected.
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by PappiSnow: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
and brother morufu just joined last week with 500k cry cry cry
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by israelboy1(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
what's wrong with most people....can't the media just leave the participants to dance to the tune?

..and, others should face their daily business....the trending news..flooding everywhere is how a platform was placed on pause mode...

smiles, there is more to life..than posting unnecessary issue
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Ajiswaggs(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
God punish you
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by ring7(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
Airforce1:
I've not seen Bolaji today, let me go check on him.

dude invested his 230k meant for his school fees on MMM yesterday.
Hey greet am for me ooo
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by seXytOhbAd(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
Airforce1:
I've not seen Bolaji today, let me go check on him.

dude invested his 230k meant for his school fees on MMM yesterday.
Yoo, your friend has high BP and most likely suffered a transient ischaemic attack due to the tragic loss of his approx $500.
Airforce1 release a song about MMM
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by SaintzPeter(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
.....
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Boyooosa(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
Any compensation for doing so?
Cos na money i go take call o! #Creditisnotforfree
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by yorke1: 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
Lols. You people should not kill me with laughter.
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016
Wait o, one dude did not come to office today, dude collected office loan for mmm
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 5:09pm On Dec 13, 2016
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by TINALETC3(f): 5:09pm On Dec 13, 2016
grin
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