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| Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by contactmorak: 4:23pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
The Lagos State Emergency Management Agency LASEMA gave the advise after a twitter user cautioned that suicide rates may increase in Lagos, due to the fact that MMM Nigeria has frozen it's members account for one month. http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/12/dial-112-if-any-one-attempts-suicide.html 9 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by contactmorak: 4:24pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
hmm 2 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Airforce1(m): 4:24pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
I've not seen Bolaji today, let me go check on him. dude invested his 230k meant for his school fees on MMM yesterday. 290 Likes 13 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by samyyoung(m): 4:27pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Lol 2 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by olaric(m): 4:28pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Suicide is never the best option. 1 Like |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Twaci(f): 4:33pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
112 Dialing... Dialing... Connecting... Connected. "Hello! Hello! I'd like to anonymously report a mass suicide situation...yes, yes...most nairalanders...yes...thank you...byebye." Disconnected. 131 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 4:47pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
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| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by contactmorak: 5:04pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
hmm 2 Likes |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by scholes0(m): 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Yeekpa! Moku Mogbe Modaran !!!!!  25 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Bunch of jokes Like they will come to the person's aid in two weeks time if you call them 39 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Yinkatolu: 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
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| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by seXytOhbAd(m): 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
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| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by BrutalJab: 5:06pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Why the unnecessary noise and panic  After the Guilders meeting today, they said those with completed transactions will be given opportunity to GH, but those that are yet to reach their release date will need to wait for 30 days. MMM caused all this, the release date from beginning should have been 30days instead of 2weekz. So no need to panic cos if you die, its due to your stupidity and foolishness joor. 158 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by haywire07(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Nairaland has created more panic on the MMM issue than any other source . It is very unfair and immature , Besides, MMM hasn't crashed , but why are the mods quick to push anything related to "Mmm crash" to FP . why create unnecessary panic among averagely 60% of nairalanders who are active participants of MMM . I pray u will be quick to push MMM topics to FP when it comes back by January Please be wise 201 Likes 14 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by DesChyko: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
If they really care that much, they should create a special line for MMM-related emergencies. Nigerians have ways of handling themselves before now. Channelling everyone specially to 112 Is just lame. 3 Likes |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by PappiSnow: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
See what greed has caused, Humm I believe they will bounce back 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by veekid(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
i need to dial this before opethom kill himself finish; only God knows where him put head since yesterday Dude invested his mum's 200k on MMM 16 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by goodlifehyd(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
No fears joor MMM just joined the #MannequinChallenge  them go unfreeze later but might come under another name 46 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by faruz: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
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| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by kinibigdeal(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Twaci:  Twaci: 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by PappiSnow: 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
and brother morufu just joined last week with 500k  13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by israelboy1(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
what's wrong with most people....can't the media just leave the participants to dance to the tune? ..and, others should face their daily business....the trending news..flooding everywhere is how a platform was placed on pause mode... smiles, there is more to life..than posting unnecessary issue 11 Likes |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Ajiswaggs(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
God punish you 3 Likes |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by ring7(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Airforce1:Hey greet am for me ooo 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by seXytOhbAd(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Airforce1: Yoo, your friend has high BP and most likely suffered a transient ischaemic attack due to the tragic loss of his approx $500. Airforce1 release a song about MMM 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by SaintzPeter(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
..... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Boyooosa(m): 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Any compensation for doing so? Cos na money i go take call o! #Creditisnotforfree 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by yorke1: 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Lols. You people should not kill me with laughter. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 5:08pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Wait o, one dude did not come to office today, dude collected office loan for mmm 13 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 5:09pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
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| Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by TINALETC3(f): 5:09pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
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