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Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by WafiJoe(m): 6:51pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Hiploko: From who? Will you PH by January? 1 Like |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by fkdmods: 6:56pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
adefizzy: Effizy, dem don give you number to call ooooo. I hope say you go use am well. Suicide is not the answer. Common sense is. You need it to survive in today's world. |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by opethom(m): 6:58pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
veekid:elerboobo, no your eyes e go be...... Wayre see you tomorrow |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Trippledee(m): 7:00pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
NO SHAKING |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by opethom(m): 7:09pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
veekid:your fada..... I'm alive and still breathing... Life is all about risk 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by deleo16(m): 7:11pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
MMM went through same thing in South Africa
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Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by veekid(m): 7:15pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
opethom: |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by wezzyjasified(m): 7:16pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
haywire07:no mind them..they are all badbelle mods.. if na important info, u no go see am for FP oo..job news n other, u go dey search for am but if na mmm crash or yeyebrity bo*bs, u go see am for FP 2 Likes |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by wezzyjasified(m): 7:17pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
deleo16:Guider Chuddy This Christmas period everyone would want to GH and that won't be good for the system, so this freezing will control the rate of GH and make it orderly. Note: people GH mostly only on Tuesday and Thursday, but now people will be GHing daily as soon as their mavro is released; and you know everybody's mavro won't be released on the same day, therefore there's bound to be controlled GH. SO TELL YOUR DOWNLINES: for those whose mavro is up to one month but you can't GH, don't worry; within 24 hours the eligible ones will be released so they can GH. The system has to freeze all at the same time (both the eligible and ineligible ones) so that it'll then take time to release the ones up to 30 days. NOTE: all these are measures to ensure that MMM stays alive till and beyond 2017. Our rush to GH has now been slowed down, for the sustainability of our community. MMM pays! Together we build the world!! 2 Likes |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by farano(f): 7:17pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Opakan2:Hahaha! my belle o I'm not MMM participant but I really like the scheme. . 1 Like |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by basadenet: 7:23pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
MMM has not crashed as speculated instead only freezes it mavro for one month which means you only get your money 30days (gh) after confirmation of payment (pH) to other person as against the usually 14 to 16 days. |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Sotenna(m): 7:24pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Mr. Seun, you can't possibly keep quiet while this is going on, I've noticed right from the onset that negative publicity have always had a free way to the front page. Never have I seen any positive post concerning MMM on the front page, even when you know it's evident this programme has actually helped a lot of nairalanders and Nigerians at large. Nairaland is a one stop for most computer literate Nigerians for news, information, education and entertainment, so I find it quite disturbing when this place shows any kind of bias towards something so obvious. I'd sincerely need a reply from you. Who are you so scared of to this extent? What were you promised in return if you look the other way? What happened to being fair and just? I ask these because the mods must have taken their instructions from someone. If they can get to you then it means we the nairalanders are no longer safe, because they can manipulate us through you. 5 Likes |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by caracas: 7:34pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
1stCitizen:Laughing at Your own calamity Mmm rocks !! |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 7:41pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
caracas: Drink some cold water. It is good for high blood pressure Lasema!!! I wish to make a report. The guy above me might try to jump into the Lagoon. |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Nobody: 7:58pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
I dialed the number and it said that the number does not exist, I should check the number and dial again. |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by LoveJesus87(m): 8:00pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Airforce1:Ah you better find am if he Neva jump bridge already |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by basadenet: 8:03pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Sotenna: You have said it severally, yet no response from Seun. |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by MrRomantic(m): 8:04pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
AfonjaStinks: They will, they do. Lagos is not 'Nigeria', the state is way ahead of the country. Trial will convince you, drink small otapiapia to confirm |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by DedeNkem: 8:05pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
What is MMM? |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by abbeyty(m): 8:06pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
AfonjaStinks: lol a whole two weeks, the person must have gone to heaven and back b4 they finally show up |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by caracas: 8:09pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
1stCitizen: This guy is really funny . Commit suicide with the car i just bought from the proceeds of mmm.? Your prob is nothing but poverty . U better join mmm n change Your lifestyle for good. Mmm rocks . Awaiting my millions in january |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by uckennety(m): 8:12pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
BrutalJab: D better resign than do dt No guider av moredan 3.5million in d system Guider dt doesn't pick call |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by uckennety(m): 8:12pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
caracas: MMM will reset by january! |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by wezzyjasified(m): 8:17pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
caracas:tell him oo.. mmm money wey I use buy brand new lap top of 175k @1stCitizen better open ur eye.. I dey expect big money after new year too |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by VajanahDischaj(f): 8:18pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
DRY POST!! THIS IS WHEN THE FOOLISH MODS OF NL WILL MOVE MMM TOPIC TO FP! BLOODY ISLAM'S 1 Like |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by wezzyjasified(m): 8:18pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
uckennety:reset to what? how? |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by wezzyjasified(m): 8:20pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
VajanahDischaj: I don't understand ur comment pls bloody Islam how? how does that relate to mmm pls |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by CHARLOE(m): 8:27pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
Let me tell you a short story called.. The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM) Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''. The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor. Then... They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere! Welcome to # MMM. 4 Likes |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by ikorodureporta: 8:32pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
haywire07: if mmm returns 2moro, how many ppl wl invest again?? |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by Franklin24: 8:33pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
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Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by uckennety(m): 8:39pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
wezzyjasified: Reset to N0 no matter D amount we all av in it |
Re: Dial 112 If Any One Attempts Suicide Due To MMM "Crash"- LASEMA Advises by VajanahDischaj(f): 8:49pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
wezzyjasified:ôya block me na. no be ona dey talk against MMM, u say it's against the religion, u try talk about it on NL and u get blocked but now see the amount of topics on FP cos of this little event. 1 Like |
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