HardMirror:

Smellymou.th. You are the nairalander of the year.
So funny, witty, Yet so matured.
Thanks for making my year on nairaland

BurningBlade:
All the same. Money without romance is nonsense.

Mimzyy:


The ones you have met innit?

MrCork:




sadly..our Nigerian women don't belief in romance...money talks...you don't belief me jusssssss anyone of them !!

They need inspiration. Give em a poem Cork

postmann:
It's a small world and friends can
Break bread in solemn communion
Without fear of gulping down poison
Mid-night laughs and fears crossed phone

Cold, long nights, loyal hands of warmth
Made a brother felt a true sense of worth
Walls of loyalty sheltered the weak
Against the Knights no one dared speak

A NATO-esque resolution made manifest
And talent conglomeration brought a full basket
Of weapons beyond containment
Even romanceland was obeisant

A new sheriff was in town patrolling
The boulevard of romanceland was kept clean
Caught off guard, Hattchet took the first hit
His carcass was dusted off the street

Everyone took notice of a new monster
Fear took residence in the heart of every romancelander
Once formidable armies were reduced to guerrillas
Mischief and dirty tactics the only alternative of theirs

Plunder was great, bounty was rich
We counted the loot laying on a sunny beach
Victory songs and waves of achievements
Caressed the bones in these soldiers' breasts

But one muddied the fountain of the brothers' sweat
One deeped his hands in the treasury chest
A chain is only as strong as it's weakest joint
Greed was the master, he just a servant

You got so tall while standing on the brothers' shoulders
And you thought you earned your place amongst the stars
And you glory in your boastful anthem
But took a fall like Judas in Jerusalem.

Divay22:

I pledge to Nigeria my country,To be hmmmm(lemme just write it) okay.....
I pledge to Nigeria, my country
To be faithful,loyal and honest
To serve Nigeria with all my strength
To defend our unity and uphold
Her honor and glory
So help me GOD.

Mimzyy:


See you in the other room ,

I'll be GONE TILL NOVEMBER,2017.

CarrotAndStick:
You've always been my dream girl
But I want you more in real world

Emotions hemorrhage with every word spoken
Please don't leave my heart broken

I'll buy you roses, burn you a thousand candles
The list is endless but those are the least I can do

I don't care if the whole world hate me
So long you'd birth my babies

'Cause it's you I desire to f...u.....c.....k....try connect the dots
Close enough till we tie the nuptial knots


Guess who.

Divay22:

I pledge to Nigeria my country,To be hmmmm(lemme just write it) okay.....
I pledge to Nigeria, my country
To be faithful,loyal and honest
To serve Nigeria with all my strength
To defend our unity and uphold
Her honor and glory
So help me GOD.

Smellymouth:


Thanks a lot boss..

Truly I appreciate you for this...

Nuff Respekt...



Princess Laveda, I dey look you with half past eye oo..

ILuvGummyBearz:
They need inspiration. Give em a poem Cork

Smellymouth:


You must be kidding..

Nor try me o...

*Boxing***

ILuvGummyBearz:
They need inspiration. Give em a poem Cork

postmann:
It's a small world and friends can
Break bread in solemn communion
Without fear of gulping down poison
Mid-night laughs and fears crossed phone

Cold, long nights, loyal hands of warmth
Made a brother felt a true sense of worth
Walls of loyalty sheltered the weak
Against the Knights no one dared speak

A NATO-esque resolution made manifest
And talent conglomeration brought a full basket
Of weapons beyond containment
Even romanceland was obeisant

A new sheriff was in town patrolling
The boulevard of romanceland was kept clean
Caught off guard, Hattchet took the first hit
His carcass was dusted off the street

Everyone took notice of a new monster
Fear took residence in the heart of every romancelander
Once formidable armies were reduced to guerrillas
Mischief and dirty tactics the only alternative of theirs

Plunder was great, bounty was rich
We counted the loot laying on a sunny beach
Victory songs and waves of achievements
Caressed the bones in these soldiers' breasts

But one muddied the fountain of the brothers' sweat
One deeped his hands in the treasury chest
A chain is only as strong as it's weakest joint
Greed was the master, he just a servant

You got so tall while standing on the brothers' shoulders
And you thought you earned your place amongst the stars
And you glory in your boastful anthem
But took a fall like Judas in Jerusalem.

BurningBlade:

MrCork:

sadly..our Nigerian women don't belief in romance...money talks...you don't belief me jusssssss anyone of them !!

MrCork:




...correction..black women don't belief in poem or romance.....all they see is cash. All men agree white women are berrrrrrra wifey materials! (real talk)

really?
then let them white chicks take u . How is that goin' for u over there in london?

KissChrix:
Wa fe ku laleyii


Arabinrin.. Emi tire soro Ife


O lo se de lati America, you say I'm a local rappers


A mo love is love, talk is talk


Owo ya pa lapo Kan won ma disturb


O’n de mo fun mi now what’s wrong


It’s because of you that I sing this song

Arabinrin, bi ki n ti pe Lori e, ko to iseju marun, Mi o fe kole sibe


Jobo jobo, baby I'm not a criminals..... Jobo jobo, baby girl just to give me chance



PART TWO

Ma wo eyin mama the mama


Mo fe da’ko, mo fe gbin cassava


O ti di passa d passa


You dey make me dey saba the saba


Emi ni the mana d mana


E mi ni mo mu fun won ma lo kana


Won awilo awilo


For the champion, I fit be milo

Smellymouth come complete am jurh

Divay22:
hope I tried,at least?

MrCork:



^^OP..this is them..this are the gold diggggggger ones....they will chop yur mpiney like dracula

CarrotAndStick:
You've always been my dream girl
But I want you more in real world

Emotions hemorrhage with every word spoken
Please don't leave my heart broken

I'll buy you roses, burn you a thousand candles
The list is endless but those are the least I can do

I don't care if the whole world hate me
So long you'd birth my babies

'Cause it's you I desire to f...u.....c.....k....try connect the dots
Close enough till we tie the nuptial knots


Guess who.

BurningBlade:
You did well. You wrote in free verse form. it's nice.

Splinz:


Why don't you give us one puff? C'mon...

MrCork:

^^^^kaiiii....this fine looookin one is sweetina....sweeeeery you can chop my moiney anyday and you can cheat on me 10 times a year....I will forgive u

ILuvGummyBearz:
tried. Got no words

Splinz:


Oh poor you... Need one from me?

No...Thank u though