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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Softorgasm(m): 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
firstEVA:Good evening 1 Like |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Intrepid01: Smiles, he's human isn't he? He's not a murderer is he? He's probably spent his entire life doing more good than the average christian or Muslim. Who are we to judge his stance anyway? |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Nobody: 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
I can't write a poem so I dedicate this copy and paste job to my crush. I'm old and I'm bitter, with nothing to fear So I hope I offend you by bending your ear. It's my one joy in life - you can like it or not No answer in edgeways? I don't give a jot I've railed and I've raved since my dotage began It's my privilage 'cos I'm a grumpy old man And as I grow older; it's life I suppose: But more and more things just get right up my nose Like young mums with their kids and their stupid wee dollies Who chat; blocking the aisles with their damned shopping trolleys I barge my way past; just as rough as I can So the bitches will know I'm a grumpy old man And those tear-arse young drivers who must overtake Then go at speeds lower than I want to make No tail-gating for me and I don't use my horn But I heartily wish that they'd never been born And I see hades open to eat car or van That did it, because I'm a grumpy old man And I hate all those worthies who avert their eyes Because I've forgotten to zip up my flies I excuse myself saying 'It's quite plain to see ' I'll have far less bother the next time I pee 'In the human race maybe I'm just 'Also ran' 'But I don't give a toss - I'm a gumpy old man' There's food down my shirt-front and some in my beard Cos I eat off my knee and I don't think it's weird When I lounge in my armchair while watching the telly And my food drips unheeded all over my belly It's a trait of the aged from here to Japan; A perk just for being a Grumpy old man I go apoplectic to hear people say 'Awesome' and 'Wicked' and 'Have a nice day' The poor English language is brought to it's knees And falls prostrate and screaming with phrases like these They should be wrapped up neatly and flushed down the pan But nobody heeds me: a grumpy old man At my death just cremate me; I'm hoping to save Somebody the labour of digging my grave Set my ashes in concrete and on the urn write ' Here's a rebel whose aim was to put the world right ' He failed but what better memorial than 'A farewell salute to a grumpy old man' by Tony Jennett 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
BurningBlade: Joe, the bull |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Divay22(f): 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Softorgasm:proudly deltan 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Laveda: |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by HIScraziness(m): 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
postmann: This is so cool!! 3 Likes |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Softorgasm(m): 9:51pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Divay22:This is sweet song to my ear, the joy i feel when i meet my fellow deltans, knows no bound.. so what clan are you? urhobo, isoko, IJAW or itshekiri? |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 9:51pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
lezz:Bull? |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Maxi112: 9:53pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
I am afraid to love, and yet I love you. My fear is like a wall I walk right through. The wall is there, and yet it doesn't stop me. I need it still, and yet I still need you l know someday we will be in a field Surrounded by the blessing of the sky. I'll dance with all the freedom of pure joy, Needing you without a reason why. But now I'm still afraid that I might lose you, That you might not accept my desperate need. You make me laugh and cry and be completely. You are the flower, I the slender reed. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Divay22(f): 9:54pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Softorgasm:Urhobo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(m): 9:55pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Softorgasm: Loooolz, I would've been swayed with muddiness, If I didn't know you oscillate between two extremes; High unexplained elations and borderline depression But, who's to stay this isn't something to take with sobriety? You dey try. 3 Likes |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Softorgasm(m): 9:57pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by RoyalBlak007: 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
★***★**★. *★*★**★**. |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(m): 10:02pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
BurningBlade:yes, Joe, a literary bull of sexual imageries. |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Intrepid01(m): 10:03pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Mimzyy: Very right my Lady!!!...i won't further comment on this. Cos who am I to discourage a willing heart? Afteral everyone deserves a chance to love and be loved. If he's sincere and genuine , I'll join him in seeing that his dream of having you come true. Life without love is but a lonely place ....my Lady. Hardmirror, here comes your "Perfect Coral" Your jewel of inestimable value...... [i]Salute!!![i] 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Divay22(f): 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Softorgasm:same here.....alright enough of the derailing..... |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
lezz:Sexual imagery, yeah... I'm having one now. Just checked the dp of the moniker Aniker, she seem welcoming... |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 10:08pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Salute! Intrepid01: |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Ishilove: 10:20pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ode to Joe and the Bushy Vagina_ He pens sticky limericks Straight faced, but I know his gimmicks. The hairy orifice, his one true fascination, Until alas, one fateful day, He stuck his fingers, Into a bushy vagina_ habouring A nation of lice! 5 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Intrepid01(m): 10:27pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Today should av bn a Friday ooo..... .this thread deserves more...but I gotta go catch some sleep, cos the crow of the cock is waiting at dawn...nite nity. 2 Likes |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:27pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ishilove:See, ain't that hard at all. Noice though. I love the spontaneity. But no be me go shook hand for veejayjay wey get many STI and STD. At the emboldened. 1 Like |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by DriveByKiller: 10:28pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
[img][/img] TrapHedges:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4610492_2016121422_25_38_jpeg167239a9b90bcbe3749bde26f3b41f43 www.nairaland.com/attachments/4610493_2016121422_23_44_jpeg6e3703d0819a8d3ab45011b6430cfeee You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting. You take NL far too seriously Than you do your real life! 10 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by postmann: 10:32pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
DriveByKiller: So embarrassing! 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Nobody: 10:33pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
DriveByKiller:chai 6 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:38pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
DriveByKiller:LMFAO!. busted and nutted! I've always known many of these romance section regulars are brain lazy homo sapiens. Imagine the dude went on full blow plagiarism thinking no one will be non the wiser. Gosh!. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:41pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
TrapHedges:You should be ashamed of yourself. Taking what ain't yours to take. *spits on him. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by TrapHedges(m): 10:43pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
BurningBlade:to be honest I don't understand what you mean? |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by TrapHedges(m): 10:45pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
DriveByKiller: please fight another person.. I never claimed it was mine.. And yes mental exercise, I used my brain to remember it was technic's and also I don't know what you're talking about likes.. I wonder how what I wrote got anything to do with you |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:46pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
TrapHedges:If you had understood, I'd have been amazed. Dude, you committed plagiarism, I'm surprised you're still too smart to even know what you 'wittingly' just did. How lame and shameful. 4 Likes |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by DriveByKiller: 10:49pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
TrapHedges:when you lift someone's work you give him credit or reference. others here have posted music and lyrics from other sources and all credited the original authors. you stole a line and strut with pride like it is yours. dishonesty there. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:49pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
TrapHedges:Are you in school? didn't they teach you or even tell you when you take an intellectual property that isn't yours, that you're suppose to credit the owner of the intellectual property you took? You even signed the verse with T.L.O.S or whatever... now who is T.L.O.S, you? 1 Like 1 Share |
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