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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Softorgasm(m): 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2016
firstEVA:
hi cheesy
Good evening

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2016
Intrepid01:


C'mon stop feigning ignorance .

Smiles, he's human isn't he? He's not a murderer is he? He's probably spent his entire life doing more good than the average christian or Muslim. Who are we to judge his stance anyway? smiley
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Nobody: 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2016
I can't write a poem so I dedicate this copy and paste job to my crush. embarassed


I'm old and I'm bitter, with nothing to fear
So I hope I offend you by bending your ear.
It's my one joy in life - you can like it or not
No answer in edgeways? I don't give a jot
I've railed and I've raved since my dotage began
It's my privilage 'cos I'm a grumpy old man

And as I grow older; it's life I suppose:
But more and more things just get right up my nose
Like young mums with their kids and their stupid wee dollies
Who chat; blocking the aisles with their damned shopping trolleys
I barge my way past; just as rough as I can
So the bitches will know I'm a grumpy old man

And those tear-arse young drivers who must overtake
Then go at speeds lower than I want to make
No tail-gating for me and I don't use my horn
But I heartily wish that they'd never been born
And I see hades open to eat car or van
That did it, because I'm a grumpy old man

And I hate all those worthies who avert their eyes
Because I've forgotten to zip up my flies
I excuse myself saying 'It's quite plain to see
' I'll have far less bother the next time I pee
'In the human race maybe I'm just 'Also ran'
'But I don't give a toss - I'm a gumpy old man'

There's food down my shirt-front and some in my beard
Cos I eat off my knee and I don't think it's weird
When I lounge in my armchair while watching the telly
And my food drips unheeded all over my belly
It's a trait of the aged from here to Japan;
A perk just for being a Grumpy old man

I go apoplectic to hear people say
'Awesome' and 'Wicked' and 'Have a nice day'
The poor English language is brought to it's knees
And falls prostrate and screaming with phrases like these
They should be wrapped up neatly and flushed down the pan
But nobody heeds me: a grumpy old man

At my death just cremate me; I'm hoping to save
Somebody the labour of digging my grave
Set my ashes in concrete and on the urn write
' Here's a rebel whose aim was to put the world right
' He failed but what better memorial than
'A farewell salute to a grumpy old man'

by Tony Jennett kiss

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:

Men that gurl gives me the shivers, I quiver,
At the delicious diva that is Laveda.


Joe, the bull grin
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Divay22(f): 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
Are you deltan too?
proudly deltan

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
Laveda:

cheesy Speechless...
wink
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by HIScraziness(m): 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
postmann:
It's a small world and friends can
Break bread in solemn communion
Without fear of gulping down poison
Mid-night laughs and fears crossed phone

Cold, long nights, loyal hands of warmth
Made a brother felt a true sense of worth
Walls of loyalty sheltered the weak
Against the Knights no one dared speak

A NATO-esque resolution made manifest
And talent conglomeration brought a full basket
Of weapons beyond containment
Even romanceland was obeisant

A new sheriff was in town patrolling
The boulevard of romanceland was kept clean
Caught off guard, Hattchet took the first hit
His carcass was dusted off the street

Everyone took notice of a new monster
Fear took residence in the heart of every romancelander
Once formidable armies were reduced to guerrillas
Mischief and dirty tactics the only alternative of theirs

Plunder was great, bounty was rich
We counted the loot laying on a sunny beach
Victory songs and waves of achievements
Caressed the bones in these soldiers' breasts

But one muddied the fountain of the brothers' sweat
One deeped his hands in the treasury chest
A chain is only as strong as it's weakest joint
Greed was the master, he just a servant

You got so tall while standing on the brothers' shoulders
And you thought you earned your place amongst the stars
And you glory in your boastful anthem
But took a fall like Judas in Jerusalem.



This is so cool!!

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Softorgasm(m): 9:51pm On Dec 14, 2016
Divay22:
proudly deltan
This is sweet song to my ear, the joy i feel when i meet my fellow deltans, knows no bound..
so what clan are you?
urhobo, isoko, IJAW or itshekiri?
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 9:51pm On Dec 14, 2016
lezz:

Joe, the bull grin
Bull? grin
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Maxi112: 9:53pm On Dec 14, 2016
I am afraid to love, and yet I love you.
My fear is like a wall I walk right through.
The wall is there, and yet it doesn't stop me.
I need it still, and yet I still need you



l know someday we will be in a field
Surrounded by the blessing of the sky.
I'll dance with all the freedom of pure joy,
Needing you without a reason why.



But now I'm still afraid that I might lose you,
That you might not accept my desperate need.
You make me laugh and cry and be completely.
You are the flower, I the slender reed.

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Divay22(f): 9:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
This is sweet song to my ear, the joy i feel when i meet my fellow deltans, knows no bound..
so what clan are you?
urhobo, isoko, IJAW or itshekiri?
Urhobo

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(m): 9:55pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
Alright point and lesson taken.. we live to learn, only the foolish allows his pride to stop him from learning.

Loooolz, I would've been swayed with muddiness,
If I didn't know you oscillate between two extremes;
High unexplained elations and borderline depression
But, who's to stay this isn't something to take with sobriety?

You dey try.

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Softorgasm(m): 9:57pm On Dec 14, 2016
Divay22:
Urhobo
wow!!!!
faints, wake up again and faint again..
Omote I'm please to see you..
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by RoyalBlak007: 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2016
★***★**★.
*★*★**★**.
grin cheesy
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by lezz(m): 10:02pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
Bull? grin
yes, Joe, a literary bull of sexual imageries.
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Intrepid01(m): 10:03pm On Dec 14, 2016
Mimzyy:


Smiles, he's human isn't he? He's not a murderer is he? He's probably spent his entire life doing more good than the average christian or Muslim. Who are we to judge his stance anyway? smiley

Very right my Lady!!!...i won't further comment on this.

Cos who am I to discourage a willing heart?

Afteral everyone deserves a chance to love and be loved.

If he's sincere and genuine , I'll join him in seeing that his dream of having you come true.

Life without love is but a lonely place ....my Lady.

Hardmirror, here comes your "Perfect Coral"

Your jewel of inestimable value......

[i]Salute!!![i]

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Divay22(f): 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2016
Softorgasm:
wow!!!!
faints, wake up again and faint again..
Omote I'm please to see you..
same here.....alright enough of the derailing.....
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2016
lezz:
yes, Joe, a literary bull of sexual imageries.
Sexual imagery, yeah... I'm having one now. Just checked the dp of the moniker Aniker, she seem welcoming... grin
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Mimzyy(f): 10:08pm On Dec 14, 2016
Salute! wink

Intrepid01:


Very right my Lady!!!...i won't further comment on this.

Cos who am I to discourage a willing heart?

Afteral everyone deserves a chance to love and be loved.

If he's sincere and genuine , I'll join him in seeing that his dream of having you come true.

Life without love is but a lonely place ....my Lady.

Hardmirror, here comes your "Perfect Coral"

Your jewel of inestimable value......

[i]Salute!!![i]
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Ishilove: 10:20pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ode to Joe and the Bushy Vagina_

He pens sticky limericks

Straight faced, but I know his gimmicks.

The hairy orifice, his one true fascination,

Until alas, one fateful day,

He stuck his fingers,

Into a bushy vagina_ habouring

A nation of lice! cheesy

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Intrepid01(m): 10:27pm On Dec 14, 2016
Today should av bn a Friday ooo.....
.this thread deserves more...but I gotta go catch some sleep, cos the crow of the cock is waiting at dawn...nite nity.

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:27pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ishilove:
Ode to Joe and the Bushy Vagina_

He pens sticky limericks

Straight faced, but I know his gimmicks.

The hairy orifice, his one true fascination,

Until alas, one fateful day,

He stuck his fingers,

Into a bushy vagina_ habouring

A nation of lice! cheesy
See, ain't that hard at all. Noice though. I love the spontaneity. But no be me go shook hand for veejayjay wey get many STI and STD. At the emboldened. tongue

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by DriveByKiller: 10:28pm On Dec 14, 2016
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TrapHedges:
when I fight you I won't strike you
I use a HIV Infected needle to strike anybody that resembles or looks like you

Then I make you existence a shameful memory
Beat your corpse and bring it back to life

Welcome back! This is a new you
It's a cold word so I was born with a sweater

No sweater we ain't enemies but I'll make sure I fake your parents suicide and kill you in the orphanage
That's your 2nd death I'll make your family morn like they're receiving a good blow, but it's all grief

Now watch wtf flies outa your mouth.. Cus am Gona hijack a marine and meet you Underworld,
Have your dead family tied in the couch, slit your throat so when you scream only blood comes out

This is enough for a nightmare, wake up dumb dumb


T.L.O.S
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You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! grin

The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting.

You take NL far too seriously
Than you do your real life!

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by postmann: 10:32pm On Dec 14, 2016
DriveByKiller:



You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! grin

The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting.

You take NL far too seriously
Than you do your real life!

So embarrassing!

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Nobody: 10:33pm On Dec 14, 2016
DriveByKiller:



You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! grin

The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting.

You take NL far too seriously
Than you do your real life!
chai

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:38pm On Dec 14, 2016
DriveByKiller:



You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! grin

The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting.

You take NL far too seriously
Than you do your real life!
LMFAO!. busted and nutted! I've always known many of these romance section regulars are brain lazy homo sapiens.

Imagine the dude went on full blow plagiarism thinking no one will be non the wiser.

Gosh!.

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:41pm On Dec 14, 2016
TrapHedges:
when I fight you I won't strike you
I use a HIV Infected needle to strike anybody that resembles or looks like you

Then I make you existence a shameful memory
Beat your corpse and bring it back to life

Welcome back! This is a new you
It's a cold word so I was born with a sweater

No sweater we ain't enemies but I'll make sure I fake your parents suicide and kill you in the orphanage
That's your 2nd death I'll make your family morn like they're receiving a good blow, but it's all grief

Now watch wtf flies outa your mouth.. Cus am Gona hijack a marine and meet you Underworld,
Have your dead family tied in the couch, slit your throat so when you scream only blood comes out

This is enough for a nightmare, wake up dumb dumb


T.L.O.S
You should be ashamed of yourself. Taking what ain't yours to take.

*spits on him.

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by TrapHedges(m): 10:43pm On Dec 14, 2016
BurningBlade:
You should be ashamed of yourself. Taking what ain't yours to take.

*spits on him.
to be honest I don't understand what you mean?
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by TrapHedges(m): 10:45pm On Dec 14, 2016
DriveByKiller:

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You didn't only plagiarised, you brought your fake friends and alternates to like your stolen lines! grin

The OP said this is for mental exercise and fun not for glory-hunting.

You take NL far too seriously
Than you do your real life!

please fight another person.. I never claimed it was mine.. And yes mental exercise, I used my brain to remember it was technic's and also I don't know what you're talking about likes.. I wonder how what I wrote got anything to do with you
Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
TrapHedges:
to be honest I don't understand what you mean?
If you had understood, I'd have been amazed.

Dude, you committed plagiarism, I'm surprised you're still too smart to even know what you 'wittingly' just did.

How lame and shameful.

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by DriveByKiller: 10:49pm On Dec 14, 2016
TrapHedges:


please fight another person.. I never claimed it was mine.. And yes mental exercise, I used my brain to remember it was technic's and also I don't know what you're talking about likes.. I wonder how what I wrote got anything to do with you
when you lift someone's work you give him credit or reference. others here have posted music and lyrics from other sources and all credited the original authors. you stole a line and strut with pride like it is yours. dishonesty there.

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Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by BurningBlade: 10:49pm On Dec 14, 2016
TrapHedges:


please fight another person.. I never claimed it was mine.. And yes mental exercise, I used my brain to remember it was technic's and also I don't know what you're talking about likes.. I wonder how what I wrote got anything to do with you
Are you in school? didn't they teach you or even tell you when you take an intellectual property that isn't yours, that you're suppose to credit the owner of the intellectual property you took?

You even signed the verse with T.L.O.S or whatever... now who is T.L.O.S, you?

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