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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Theoritical(m): 5:23pm On Dec 15, 2016
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
pervert
you've just murdered a soul. & the clown actually fell for it grin
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2016
AnthonioAlsaid:
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW SOME GUYS BRING THEMSELVES TO EAT THAT STUFF

THE THOUGHT OF MY MOUTH ON THAT PLACE IS REALLY IRRITATING
I used to think like you till one day I was like
" hol'up! Im actually eating pùsśy"
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by xaliujokes(m): 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2016
piss off
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2016
Cunninlinguist:
Hmmmm
O boy see name
Baba I hail O
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by columbus007(m): 5:47pm On Dec 15, 2016
Do they still such stuffs nowadayz undecided
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by henryexe: 5:54pm On Dec 15, 2016
For guys blessed with open teeth, gently suck the clit through the gaps... This is a KO move. Hehehe
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 6:30pm On Dec 15, 2016
The things men do...in spite of all the blood, white,creamy,brown,green and slippery discharge we dey comet from there una still have to put mouth...ewwwwww. ..I pity una sha
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by BabaRamota1980: 7:29pm On Dec 15, 2016
JoyTracy:
Get your tongue ready fellas.

Today, we’re going to get down
and dirty… that’s right kids, I’m
going to be sharing some damn
good MouthAction tips for men, that I
believe EVERY guy should be using.
For those of you who don’t like
going down on women (shame on
you) look away now.
Before I get into the “how-to’s” I
want to make one thing very clear:

Don’t do it like the pornstars!
The worst thing you can do is take
advice from porn. Not only are they
doing it wrong, but they’re actually
doing it wrong on purpose so the
cameras can film the action.
Seriously, it’s called “milking it”.

NOTE: If you want to give MouthAction
One more quick thing, you need to
make sure you reinforce positive
comments: Some women will be
self conscious, so you must let her
know you love going down on her
and that she tastes really good.
Ok, let’s get started on the “how-
to’s” then.

HOW TO GO DOWN ON HER


1. TAKE YOUR TIME
Don’t just go straight for the clit
like most guys do, it’s a little too
eager and doesn’t have any
element of sexual tension which as
you know is key to making her
orgasm.
Begin by kissing lightly and licking
all around the pussy, spend a few
minutes doing this until she is
squirming for you to go further.


2. LICK JUST BENEATH THE CLIT
After kissing and licking around the
vagina, you then need to begin
softly and slowly licking the area
just beneath her clit
(use both
hands to spread her vagina lips).

This area is very sensitive, you can
also lick all the way up from the
base of the pussy to the top, but
being careful not to touch the clit
just yet.

3. STIMULATE THE CLIT
Continue by sucking on her clit in a
gentle way, your mouth
movements should just like you’re
half way through biting an apple
and you’re trying to save the juices
from running down your chin
(sounds silly, but it works).
Another way to describe how your
tongue and mouth should look is
(mouth = slightly open) and
(tongue = making a half pipe
shape). Your entire mouth should
be covering her clit.
Make up, down and sideways
movements with your tongue
whilst your mouth is fully covering
the clit.
Kick it up a notch by groaning a
little, this will do two things (1)
make her think that you’re really
enjoying eating her out and (2)
give her a vibrating sensation on
her clit which will maximise the
pleasure.

4. LINGER THAT FINGER
By now she should have orgasmed,
if she hasn’t then don’t worry she’ll
be very close. The next thing you
can do is use your finger to
simulate penetration. What most
guys will do is just straight up
finger the girl, you don’t want to
do this.
You need to take your index finger,
insert it into her vagina and rest it
on the base of the vagina, no
moving back and forth, just leave it
there. This will make it feel as
though she’s getting f*cked.
If you want, you can use the center of gravity
fingering technique that will give
her a squirting orgasm.


BUTT OR NO BUTT?
Some guys will be grossed out by
licking a girls butt, so for all the
adventurous guys out there who
really want to please their
woman… a little butt licking will
feel awesome to the girl, so it’s
always an option. She might not
actually like it either so check first.


DEFINITELY DON’T DO ANY OF
THESE…

Bite her clit – Unless she
specifically says “Please bite my
clit” don’t do it. Remember that
the clitorious is incredibly
sensitive and biting it will be
very painful for her.

Flick her clit – Either with your
tongue or fingers. This will both
feel uncomfortable and very
sensitive.

Go too fast – Dude, you need to
take your time with this. The
longer the better, she will tell
you when she’s had enough.
Stick your tongue in – Another
no no most guys make is by
putting their tongue all the way
in the vagina and licking her
aggressively, this is both not
sexy and not enjoyable for her.
So that’s it dude. Some killer oral
sex tips for men given to me by my
good friend Jason at Orgasm Arts.
Joy,
This must be the abridged version. It appears rushed or compacted and thus removes the warmth and delectable closeness one feels in the delight of secreted juices and moist, it doesn't do justice to the er0tica effect, the urgency one feels in a throbbing knob straining for insertion into the pot while yet held back in the desire. The writing is good but is distant and cerebral...

Good job dear.... more kisses for you, kiss kiss kiss
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by BabaRamota1980: 7:33pm On Dec 15, 2016
uzobaby:
The things men do...in spite of all the blood, white,creamy,brown,green and slippery discharge we dey comet from there una still have to put mouth...ewwwwww. ..I pity una sha
go and put the water you drink under microscope and put pussy juice ....hold on, ahh, there is problem here!
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 7:57pm On Dec 15, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
go and put the water you drink under microscope and put pussy juice ....hold on, ahh, there is problem here!
grin grin grin as long as it is pussy,the juice no go kill African man..looooool
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by babasolo(m): 7:58pm On Dec 15, 2016
chivinera93:
hmm.. just passing..
Extremely pretty..you fit make a man blind...yours eyes jst swept me off my feet..
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by chivinera93(f): 7:58pm On Dec 15, 2016
Xcoo:
jus passing...and u ar Hot already
grin grin grin
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by BabaRamota1980: 8:48pm On Dec 15, 2016
uzobaby:
grin grin grin as long as it is pussy,the juice no go kill African man..looooool
grin. E get some pussy sef wey toxic more than ebola.

What's your take on this writeup?
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 15, 2016
[quote author=BabaRamota1980 post=51964412]grin. E get some pussy sef wey toxic more than ebola.

What's your take on this writeup? [/quote I Informative...when men learn we enjoy the outcome grin grin
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 9:05pm On Dec 15, 2016
Babzilla:
I used to think like you till one day I was like
" hol'up! Im actually eating pùsśy"
BROS ABEG TELL ME WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHANGE YOUR THINKING
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2016
Theoritical:
u 4ked up. grin insincerity is the first key to weakness. U really gullfed
NAH I WAS BEING PLAYFUL I CAN'T EVER BRING MYSELF TO EAT THAT STUFF IF YOU LIKE POUR HONEY INSIDE
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 9:34pm On Dec 15, 2016
AnthonioAlsaid:
BROS ABEG TELL ME WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHANGE YOUR THINKING
Didnt do nothing it just came naturally
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by BabaRamota1980: 10:08pm On Dec 15, 2016
Informative...when men learn we enjoy the outcome
I like when women are forthright and don't pretend. Eating pussy is good for increasing affection and bonding. When you say you enjoy it describe the enjoyment for me. How does it feel?
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 10:29pm On Dec 15, 2016
Babzilla:
Didnt do nothing it just came naturally
HMM...UNA DEY TRY
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Emekayoung(m): 11:13pm On Dec 15, 2016
I can't eat a pusssy that smells like stagnant gutter water. Besides some girls don't even know that thing smells so much even wen it's obvious...
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Cunninlinguist: 11:14pm On Dec 15, 2016
Babzilla:
O boy see name
Baba I hail O
grin grin
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by wtfCode: 12:37am On Dec 19, 2016
Fidelismaria:
coool



but can i bite d vagina lips grin grin
Yea, gently with ur lips,not teeth o
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by bizzy500: 12:58am On Dec 19, 2016
chivinera93:
hmm.. just passing..
following you at the back grin
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by blessedvisky(m): 1:54am On Dec 19, 2016
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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by VitaminB12(m): 3:27am On Dec 19, 2016
chivinera93:
hmm.. just passing..
Don't just pass, Can I suck yours and make you speak Chinese. Its a good source of vitamin b12
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by BabaRamota1980: 4:51am On Dec 19, 2016
Emekayoung:
I can't eat a pusssy that smells like stagnant gutter water. Besides some girls don't even know that thing smells so much even wen it's obvious...
Kikikikikikiki.... grin grin grin

my guy, you brought back memories. Oh my, met beautiful girl, nice curves, all the paranerphelia of s3x are bouncing correct. Gave me hell, you hear me...hell before she gave in and allow me acces to her bra fasteners. Long story short, we get small pikin here, no want corrupt them, .....you could cut ice block in two with my rod, thats how hard i was. cool
B1tch was soaked from sucking my abbunna. When she pulled panties down it was peeling from stickyness of her moist cream. Then she parted the thighs and it hit my nose... ooohhhhhh...ooohh...oh no, no no no. My rod flabbed, i held my breath till i got the fvk out and threw spit out. Shyyyte!!

Dude you got the best post in on this thread. 50 gun salute for you boss! grin grin grin
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 5:35am On Dec 19, 2016
[color=hotpink]dang,I like the idea of this so much embarassed
But in reality l wouldnt want him 2 put his lips/tongue on mine after they've been in my kitten lipsrsealed
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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 5:42am On Dec 19, 2016
Cunninlinguist:
Hmmmm
[color=orange]u learn somethin' new smiley??[/color]
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by RENOWNED2(m): 6:54am On Dec 19, 2016
uzobaby:
The things men do...in spite of all the blood, white,creamy,brown,green and slippery discharge we dey comet from there una still have to put mouth...ewwwwww. ..I pity una sha
You Should Get A Medical Checkup.Serious
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by RENOWNED2(m): 6:57am On Dec 19, 2016
Yo Op, Some Of These Tips Are Unclear.
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 7:18am On Dec 19, 2016
RENOWNED2:
You Should Get A Medical Checkup.Serious
grin grin
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