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There was this Nigerian man I saw in Church when I went back home for Xmas, the guy passed by me in Church and he stunk very bad, Please don't they use deodorants or is it poverty going through?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=373238.msg5210836#msg5210836 date=1262113799]There was this Nigerian man I saw in Church when I went back home for Xmas, the guy passed by me in Church and he stunk very bad, Please don't they use deodorants or is it poverty going through? [/quote]thats wat most women smell like but for the "Litres" of Perfume and tons of make-up,

Not all Nigerian men have body odour matterfact most of them are fresh to death. Also remember Nigeria is hot and even when some people use deodorant, they still sweat and get BO thats why frequent baths is necessary.

How come you've smelled the bodies of most Nigerian men? What exactly is your occupation?  

Ebonyeyes:
Not all Nigerian men have body odour matterfact most of them are fresh to death. Also remember Nigeria is hot and even when some people use deodorant, they still sweat and get BO thats why frequent baths is necessary.

thats a 1st from u, the eternal feminist defending the corner of the nugars, it must be xmas indeed

debosky:
How come you've smelled the bodies of most Nigerian men? What exactly is your occupation?  

Body Odour Smeller (BOS)      

You go to Church to stare at happy couples
You go to church to tell a married woman she looks happy
You go to Church to stare at pregnant women
You go to church to watch pigs fly

Mamagee, you're a hotmess. I'm divorcing you

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=373238.msg5210905#msg5210905 date=1262114366]thats a 1st from u, the eternal feminist defending the corner of the nugars, it must be xmas indeed [/quote]I told you I say the truth when its necessary

Ebonyeyes:
I told you I say the truth when its necessary

now i'm a believer

People have 'body odours' good/bad irrespective of their nationality. So. . .

mama-gee sure spends a lot of time in church doesn't she?

Hmmn wonders shall always continue. lol

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=373238.msg5210929#msg5210929 date=1262114570]now i'm a believer[/quote]Here's hoping you return the favour when staunch women-bashers strike because I normally dont see you doing anything

skfa1:
Body Odour Smeller (BOS)      

mama-gee is this truly your occupation?  

No mind mama-gee. na boredom dey cause am

i hope you didn't accidentally sniff yourself sha

Ebonyeyes:
Here's hoping you return the favour when staunch women-bashers strike because I normally dont see you doing anything

Now that is so untrue, i'm known to be fair and will never take sides with the male folk when i know they r in the wrong,

HIO4:
No mind mama-gee. na boredom dey cause am

i hope you didn't accidentally sniff yourself sha

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=373238.msg5210987#msg5210987 date=1262115071] [/quote]

i sat in a 4 hour sermon in a church in my village

i didnt smell anyone. they all smelled fresh  

your nose needs deliverance

platinumnk:
i sat in a 4 hour sermon in a church in my village

i didnt smell anyone. they all smelled fresh

your nose needs deliverance

r u sure u sat 4 the whole 4 hours? no ladies visit? no top up of ur face mask?

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=373238.msg5211021#msg5211021 date=1262115291]r u sure u sat 4 the whole 4 hours? no ladies visit? no top up of your face mask? [/quote]ladies go where? this is a Village not Lagos

platinumnk:
ladies go where? this is a Village not Lagos

mama gee,u have not answered that question.what really is ur occupatoin?.im smeeling sumtin oh,hope u are not a pros**tu*e.smelling 9ja men body

When i saw the topic and poster, i knew trouble was brewing. Debosky and skfa1 did not disappoint, hehe.
Some men. Not most. My nose is generally fine until someone random walks past and i feel like i'm abt to have a fainting spell. It's not as common as u make it sound mama gee!
Only thing that saddens me is when it's a guy who's supposedly worldly wise.

There was this new guy in my office - first day he showed up, i actually panicked when he said he was going to the cafeteria for lunch. It's one thing to endure it in the office, it's another to be subjected to that kind of assault while having lunch! Ol boy, i bell cat big time o! Luckily i had a can of spray deodorant - which he overused, still better than the previous 'aroma' - and gave him 2 roll-on bottles the next day.
Moral of the story, mama gee, is don't just come to NL and bash. DO something abt it. Make a difference in the person's life. There's deodorants that cost $1. He prolly just doesn't know he has a prob yet.

adagz 01:
mama gee,u have not answered that question.what really is your occupatoin?.im smeeling sumtin oh,hope u are not a pros**tu*e.smelling 9ja men body

Are you Daft?

Yea give them deodarant instead of laughing about them

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=373238.msg5210836#msg5210836 date=1262113799]There was this Nigerian man I saw in Church when I went back home for Xmas, the guy passed by me in Church and he stunk very bad, Please don't they use deodorants or is it poverty going through? [/quote]That was your upper lip that you smelled

^^^ after doing what??

anyone here ever gotten on a train in london filled up with average white people and noticed the smell?

You must have smelled most (that equals to about 80 million Nigerian men) to have jumped into that conclusion. *I dock my hat for you*

sillyboy:
You must have smelled most (that equals to about 80 million Nigerian men) to have jumped into that conclusion. *I dock my hat for you*

We certainly have too cos mama-gee takes up all the odd jobs nobody wants especially in church: BO Sniffer, Couples Starer, Pregnant Woman Observer etc.
She's so busy I wonder how she finds time to post. LWKM.