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ObioratheBully:


Married both the same day..


Sleeping arrangements?? My wives are busy women, so most of the time, they're not around at the same time..

But when that happens, my bed is big enough for the 3 of us.. I'm an Alhaji Afterall..

dillycool:
They might just plan a coup to eliminate you one day . Women!

Something must kill a man..

Until that day, I shall keep enjoying my sweet wives..


In case you want to be part of my emotional accoutrements, you know there's more than enough of me to go around..

Mediapace:
LTNs Miss. You didn't even ask about me

Mr kingsley e don tey o

BrooklynTheBully:



Yo, Elizabeth.... Wuzzup??

MsDelilah:
Dude, please can you just shut up? Please?

Everytime you post something, you keep giving us proof that your brain is on vacation. Just shut up. M jiri chineke no n'eligwe na-ayo gi. Kai!

PabloOmoEscobar:
Hmmmm

PeachyP:
Why are you hmming?

PabloOmoEscobar:
Cuz I knew you gonna be here soon

PeachyP:
Psychic hmmer

PabloOmoEscobar:
shushhhhhh
How did you figure me out?

PeachyP:
I won't tell
How did you know?

PabloOmoEscobar:
you wouldn't quote me if you didn't know it was me. True?

PeachyP:
What are you even saying?

PabloOmoEscobar:
I'm saying I had a peachy peach drink on the football pitch


You want to go on the hot seat? Question time?

PeachyP:
Lolz

Urm, sure

PabloOmoEscobar:

What's your name? Where are you from? Why are you faceless?

PeachyP:
My name's Liz, what's yours?
Urm, Nigeria
'Cause I'm invisible

PabloOmoEscobar:
Liz? Hmmm
You know mine

I know you're from Nigeria. What part?

Invisible? We'll see about that

What's your greatest fear?

PeachyP:
What makes you think so?

South-west, omo yoruba

Not fulfilling my dreams and getting married to the wrong person.
What's yours?

Are you stfuareyo.ugod?

PabloOmoEscobar:
Really? Hmmm good to know

Not being who I want to be and dying without touching no life

You know I am, why you asking again?


You speak Yoruba?

PeachyP:
Hmmer
At some point in life, we think of how we'll want to be remembered when we're gone.
Not being who you want to be how?
I wasn't sure
Yes... no... kinda

PabloOmoEscobar:
I know right
Being who I want to be means making my dreams come real. Trust me, it's a very big one

Now you're sure.

Yes no kinda? what's she saying sef?

Next question
What's your age bracket?

PeachyP:
Big ones? . Don't worry, it'll be achieved

The signature was the giveaway

Hehe. I grew up in an inter-ethnic home and I wasn't raised with the language but I learned from friends and co.

That's for me to know and you to find out

PabloOmoEscobar:
you just killed the game

PeachyP:
I didn't mean to

PabloOmoEscobar:
be doing like willie willie there sogbo

ObioratheBully:



Something must kill a man..

Until that day, I shall keep enjoying my sweet wives..


In case you want to be part of my emotional accoutrements, you know there's more than enough of me to go around..

lanicky:


Tried calling you this morning... Your number wasn't reachable.

PabloOmoEscobar:
be doing like willie willie there sogbo

Don't you sleep?

Mimzyy:
^{Don't you sleep?}

Mimzyy:
I was only kidding.