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Ustec:
ME: Dis 1 dat u pretended lyk u din see my comment on ur nw pix u uploaded...lyk I told u,am still available..

She rplied
HER: LMAO
That was all 4 dat day,..
The ffg day in d evning I decided 2 chat,..I txt





ME: Hey cutie,..hope u had a great day,I knw uv missed me,but wldnt admit it...
So I check her FB prfil,she stdy law so I decide to tak smtin funy outa it.
I then txt her again

Me: Did I just see law there
Lawyers can Iie for Africa
No wonder!
She rpld

Her:lol
So I rpled her 2day

Me: Common, am not an in-house clown,am a practising Dr.

That ws all, sh hs nt rply...since aftrnoon and we @ nyt now.
So BOSS what did u phantom out or decipher 4rm the chat.
Is it going well,what are my blunders..
Am nt tinking of anytin wit her, I just wana PRACTISE...U made me understand its just a game.

solomix10:
hey bro ,am not dat good in this ..but with my little knowlegde i can decipher u are acting needy... U seems u are the only one pushin d chat ,while she is replyin wit monosylllabics...my obseRVES tho...


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let d bosses talk..

HARDDON:
i get your drift....!
Itz normal...... it is not only magnent that have invincible force fields . Humans do too.

Just like u cant date everybody, convo too is same.

Tension can cause this, her lack of humour sense can too, ur not livng ready cud n so many other factors.

The best move is mos def to just go n dont act a fool.

There is something else i cant say here. Just makes ur mind blank.....

Ustec:
Sir don,
After reading ur book,..it has really change how I feel about myself,my confident level had skyrocketed,though havnt go for any field practise..
So I want to say a Big thank you very much and God blees ya
Below is d chat I engage wit a lady on facebook I tld u abt:
She posted on her FB wall "AM SINGLE"
guys wea commenting she no respond,me just enter and say

ME: U are mine if u can impress me well enough..,!
The nxt she did was

Her:replied with 20 lol smiley(u kno dat laughing symbl na)

Me: U should knw d nxt thin if u re rily interested..chat me up!

Her: God forbid... Abeg, am not desperate

Me: Me eithr,..bt u hv limited time cos entry will soon close...
Her: LMAO.. I wish you luck
That was all for that day.
Guys dea wea saying so many surprise stuff,me no mind.
But I din gv up lyk my BOSS,HARDON will always say.
The fllwg day she uploaded one sexy(kinda hot) pix of hers and wrote #feeling silly..
So i jst tot of 1 of d BOSS punchline,..

ME:u are rily looking hot in dis 1 o,..u took hot pepper ni..

Waited for some minutes,..she din reply,a tot jst cam 2 me dat I shld delit d comment,so I did,dont knw y ethr..
So latr @ nyt I decide 2 try chatting her up on FB messanger....
Dis wea our chats

okwypascal:
boosss

exactly how it happens o, me I do easily leave them bcus u might jus end up over doing.

but boss this something u can not say here, nawa o, help a bro na, atleast u can send it as a mail biko. bcus if u know the kind hot chick I jus let go, u would borrow me ur skills to get her. now am just being mean to her to retain my ballz.

HARDDON:
Now i know what it is: Tension
You obviously havent mastered ur inner self.
This is .worse tin that can happen to a guy. N the really teasingly hawt gurls wud make it even more difficult once they sence ur lack of confident n breath losing.

Itz all in ur head. Sendless n gain all.

And hey, stop been mean, its not her fault u cant take hold of ur testoterone

The inner man needs constant word dose, constant victory to grow n king.

HARDDON:
U r too naive , too Nice, too needy! ! Gross Misconduct punishable by punch!

7 gud weeks she has been eating ur dough! Flezing ur time , airtime n so many other while u r here calling BABE? U r lucky this is not wiithin my training session, guys wud hv held ur hands n legs, lie u flat oon d floor while i gives u sttrokes of aboki bulala .

Who Dah f gives a flying f about dating her sORry a33? ( i only use d f word wen im angry! N ryt now i am!))
Noted HARDDON. Would act accordingly. Thanks.

U just succedded in handinG her ur huge balls strewpidly.
N oh how she controls u so!
One wud hv tit tot u learnt ur lesson from d oda gurl.

REMEDY

Too pisses to proffer any!

Ok, im feelin beta now after pausing for 15mins


Here is what you wud do.

U wud assume u broke up with her n stop calling, hanging out.
If she calls, pick n in a hurry tone tell her u wud call her back n drop. Dont call back. Or let d phn ring , dont take. UnDo all d nice moves. Cut her wings

Pay the sacrifice n digest this Thread.
Meet others while @ it.

If eventually u let her a lil audience n she go asking why u changed, tell her u got a new gurl n uve moved on, she should do dsame!

Then excuse urself n roll home. this is where u wud see begging if she really likes u, but if she never did n was just using u, u wud know also cos she wud move on with her life!

Digest the thread!

HARDDON:
For a newbie, you did a great job!
confidence is there

You just need to learn how to blend the words. N stop been needy. Be very ready to walk on by when she isnt up to par.

N UNDERSTAND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE , SHE HAS EVERYTHING TO GAIN!

This is our watchword.

Your first line wud have be superb if you let the endng elicit a response. How did u want her to impress u? What does she have to do? See? It wudvt been more engaging. Eg

".........impress me : what r your still set that should Make me WANO consider ur application? "

See?

SENSE PILL 80: Make open Ended statements, Ask leading on Questions, this makes it fun for ladies to respond easily without monosylables.

Your second line was totally off!
How can u ask an apllicant that hunger is beating if she is interested?

In all u r getting there. Keep praticing like this, soon ud be gud.

Dont eva forget ur aim: u r d boss n giving her an opportunity to wow u n probably ud consider her

Neimar:
ezics de badt guy

HARDDON:
My momma always tell me that b4 she spanks d lights outa my randy bu77! Im beginning to suspect u

If i were u, i'd
I luv ME to! Toh hawt, toh sezxy. Toh tall, to handsome! TOh Dark toh grab

Is it time to make ur hair yet? ( #ouch! Dont use this anyhow gees!)


Oh how i missed your troubles! Come here( pull her n hug her)


Luv? Is that a name of an animal , place or thing? I had too much to drink last night, my memories playing pranks on mua! R u my gf?

Think of others

HARDDON:
Due to popular Demand,
Next Drill Nugget wud be about the Right Ways To Have a Gurl Ask You out!
Yea , i know we doing reverse

Kalatium:
@Harddon u forgot to deal with this drill.

Omooba224:
Man Hardonn! I've been following this thread for almost a week now, I would be glad if you can nurture me.
There is this babe I just met in my school, at 1st I used this line (saw her drinking a Viju) "I will like to drink from your Viju" She replied "heya, I have exhausted it, lemme buy for you ". She had wanted to buy it for me but I said she should not worry. I just ask her name and left. A week after, I saw her, She rushed to dash out her digits of which a wrong number. Few weeks later, (last week)I saw her at a mall and challenged her for giving me a wrong number. She now gave me a new one. I called her thrice since that day and we just[b] talked normally[/b].. I want to step up my game with her..

HARDDON:
@ bolded, u killed the flow with ur MR NICE GUY reply.

U should let her buy it n even tell her tis:
" while @ it, get me a plate of isi ewu with a bottle of dom perignon also. We r celebrating"

Something very expensive u know they dnt sell around

Then wen see she returns, u say
"Thanks for this.... but ehmmmm, my head reapond to kind gestures but u have to do more than this to win my heart. That thing has a mind of its own. "



See? Challenging, enchanting! Exciting!
Mark of a man confortable in his sleek skin.



2) we dont ask for names! Who cares bout her name? We drop line of note n roll


3) wrong number in dis age? Brahahaha!
Btw, we dont challenge in this kinda situation, we punish!

Afta she gives u the right one, u say
" hey, u blew ur chances with me. Just as i was about making u my woman!" Aerrrhhhhhh


4) guys like us dont talk normal !

We make fun of them in an attractive way. Normal talks r boring , boring talks drive gurls away! Wake up!

Kindly read d thread again!

reksly:
Nice guys stinks

They are slow and repulsive

They always finish last (that explains why u later got a pussy that has been demolished over time)

In fact nice guys always end up with overly used kitty cats...

Ximenez:
Don't mind the guy. Nice guys only get remnants and the bitches use them for consolation or a fall back option.

HARDDON:


What is d remix of that saying about patient dogs?

HARDDON:
I did?
Nah,we rolll that soonn

ELITE12:
My Deepest Condolences to all the patient dogs and Mr Nice Guys out there in the world right now

Been Eating One very FatBone this yuletide season

HARDDON:
@ bolded, u killed the flow with ur MR NICE GUY reply.

U should let her buy it n even tell her tis:
" while @ it, get me a plate of isi ewu with a bottle of dom perignon also. We r celebrating"

Something very expensive u know they dnt sell around

Then wen see she returns, u say
"Thanks for this.... but ehmmmm, my head reapond to kind gestures but u have to do more than this to win my heart. That thing has a mind of its own. "



See? Challenging, enchanting! Exciting!
Mark of a man confortable in his sleek skin.



2) we dont ask for names! Who cares bout her name? We drop line of note n roll


3) wrong number in dis age? Brahahaha!
Btw, we dont challenge in this kinda situation, we punish!

Afta she gives u the right one, u say
" hey, u blew ur chances with me. Just as i was about making u my woman!" Aerrrhhhhhh


4) guys like us dont talk normal !

We make fun of them in an attractive way. Normal talks r boring , boring talks drive gurls away! Wake up!

Kindly read d thread again!

kayodedada1:
how can i have a long interesting talk with a girl that won't make her feel bored?

okwypascal:
my bro with this ur attitude of eating alone and giving us enticing gist. there is God o

kayodedada1:
how can i have a long interesting talk with a girl that won't make her feel bored?

ELITE12:

Neva felt like this before.... shey na me girl they use her own recharge card call me for almost.1hr,

even paid for our outing on boxing day
use her own leg waka come my huz to get down... this is like magic Guyzz

HARDDON:

Just a lil push! Look what we've achieved! We? No, u!
Push n Start car

HARDDON:

Just a lil push! Look what we've achieved! We? No, u!
Push n Start car

HARDDON:

Just a lil push! Look what we've achieved! We? No, u!
Push n Start car

HARDDON:
@ bolded, u killed the flow with ur MR NICE GUY reply.

U should let her buy it n even tell her tis:
" while @ it, get me a plate of isi ewu with a bottle of dom perignon also. We r celebrating"

Something very expensive u know they dnt sell around

Then wen see she returns, u say
"Thanks for this.... but ehmmmm, my head reapond to kind gestures but u have to do more than this to win my heart. That thing has a mind of its own. "



See? Challenging, enchanting! Exciting!
Mark of a man confortable in his sleek skin.



2) we dont ask for names! Who cares bout her name? We drop line of note n roll


3) wrong number in dis age? Brahahaha!
Btw, we dont challenge in this kinda situation, we punish!

Afta she gives u the right one, u say
" hey, u blew ur chances with me. Just as i was about making u my woman!" Aerrrhhhhhh


4) guys like us dont talk normal !

We make fun of them in an attractive way. Normal talks r boring , boring talks drive gurls away! Wake up!

Kindly read d thread again!

Ustec:
SIR HARDDON
what is the best illogical reply 2 a lady that ask..

HER:so what do u rily wanna know abt me?


2)does asking a lady 2 b ur frnd aftr complmenting her,sounds needy?
like ex.

ME:.........HOPE we can be frnds


Am counting on u sir