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I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 8:24pm On Dec 30, 2016
Hey guys... I was just perambulating and gallivanting on one of the avenues in a nearby estate and I came across this naturally endowed lady in her twenties (22-24).

Damn her beauty was so irresistible and her assets and shape so unfathomable and stupendously tantalizing, as glamorous as she was I couldn't withstand her tempting beauty so I stopped her and engaged on a chit chat with her.
She interacted well with me without forming.. She gave me her number and I later called and we discussed on phone, told her I'm a carpenter by profession (despite that, she still didn't despised me) while she told me she's a graduate of uniuyo studied communication arts. She inquired about my relationship life and I lied to her that I'm single...
Well she would be visiting me tomorrow at my face me I face you room.
I've got my CD, Vega 100 and everything ready for the match...
As for my girlfriend I'm sorry I'm being left with no other option than to go for this beautifully elegant damsel.
I still love you.
Thanks for understanding
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by delishpot: 8:25pm On Dec 30, 2016
Hopefully your babe is doing same to you too. #Draw
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:28pm On Dec 30, 2016
huh


Nice.. Enjoy..
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by stan241(m): 8:29pm On Dec 30, 2016
Read that 3x and still didn't understand it.
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by MOSTEC(m): 8:30pm On Dec 30, 2016
Where is dat pic of those dat give a fu*k biko
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:30pm On Dec 30, 2016
Whoever sold u d shii you just smoked should be incinerated


sad angry
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:31pm On Dec 30, 2016
angry

Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Thecassanova: 8:36pm On Dec 30, 2016
At ur service sir
MOSTEC:
Where is dat pic of those dat give a fu*k biko

Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:36pm On Dec 30, 2016
Clap for yourself
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:38pm On Dec 30, 2016
I honestly wonder what u expect people to say huh congratulations huh
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 8:39pm On Dec 30, 2016
delishpot:
Hopefully your babe is doing same to you too. #Draw
what's your genderhuh
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:40pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sick people everywhere... undecided
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by slimthugchimee(m): 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2016
another stupid one on the loose

Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by xedyl(m): 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2016
Seems like anoda Vega 100 advert.
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 8:43pm On Dec 30, 2016
stan241:
Read that 3x and still didn't understand it.
undecided that your Wicked old grandma in your village is responsible for your dilapidated brain.
Ndo
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by delishpot: 8:45pm On Dec 30, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
what's your genderhuh
Stupidfool, does it matter? Sorry meant to say your user name. StupidYorubaFool
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:47pm On Dec 30, 2016

Stûpid Yoruba Fool indeed! grin

living up to your name...

Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Divay22(f): 8:48pm On Dec 30, 2016
Iffa slap eh

Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by senibo1: 8:48pm On Dec 30, 2016
nobody is stopping you.
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 8:50pm On Dec 30, 2016
delishpot:
Stupidfool, does it matter? Sorry meant to say your user name. StupidYorubaFool
used to think you were a male due to the absence of the embedded gender on ur profile but while prowling thru ur posts I saw how you defended ladies and stood against topics by misogynist and the last straw that buttressed my assertions was when you voiced in your opinion in support of feminism
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by delishpot: 8:52pm On Dec 30, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
used to think you were a male due to the absence of the embedded gender on ur profile but while prowling thru ur posts I saw how you defended ladies and stood against topics by misogynist and the last straw that buttressed my assertions was when you voiced in your opinion in support of feminism
So? What has what you typed changed about what I believe or who I am? would you have felt better if I had said yeah, go ahead, cheat on your woman it's your right to do so. I have a daughter and I will fight until she can stand as a full human being and given right to live as one without gender bias.
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 8:56pm On Dec 30, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
Hey guys... I was just perambulating and gallivanting on one of the avenues in a nearby estate and I came across this naturally endowed lady in her twenties (22-24).

Damn her beauty was so irresistible and her assets and shape so unfathomable and stupendously tantalizing, as glamorous as she was I couldn't withstand her tempting beauty so I stopped her and engaged on a chit chat with her.
She interacted well with me without forming.. She gave me her number and I later called and we discussed on phone, told her I'm a carpenter by profession (despite that, she still didn't despised me) while she told me she's a graduate of uniuyo studied communication arts. She inquired about my relationship life and I lied to her that I'm single...
Well she would be visiting me tomorrow at my face me I face you room.
I've got my CD, Vega 100 and everything ready for the match...
As for my girlfriend I'm sorry I'm being left with no other option than to go for this beautifully elegant damsel.
I still love you.
Thanks for understanding
pls he is not a Yoruba guy ooooo, just a wanabe

just remove the Yoruba from the middle of his moniker and call the restgrin


.....and at O.P uno what....

Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 9:04pm On Dec 30, 2016
delishpot:
So? What has what you typed changed about what I believe or who I am? would you have felt better if I had said yeah, go ahead, cheat on your woman it's your right to do so. I have a daughter and I will fight until she can stand as a full human being and given right to live as one without gender bias.
you have a daughterhuh No wonder..
You're an old cargo..
Pls madam are u up to 50 years??
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by delishpot: 9:05pm On Dec 30, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
you have a daughterhuh No wonder..
You're an old cargo..
Pls madam are u up to 50 years??
I am 150 years old sir. Way above the 50 years you are asking. if you call me madam or sir, I would answer you still. I just am. I am genderless on NL. It is very impirtant to me that I remain that way. BTW so only old people have kids in your opinion?
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 9:09pm On Dec 30, 2016
delishpot:
I am 150 years old sir. if you call me madam or sir, I would answer you still. I just am. I am genderless on NL. Itbis very impirtant to me that I remain that way.
you're an old woman..
I stumbled on one of your comments and knew you were a lady..
By the way I love them mommies grin I'd like us to go privately.. I don't care if you're married.
But if you're a man pls BACK OFF .
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by delishpot: 9:10pm On Dec 30, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
you're an old woman..
I stumbled on one of your comments and knew you were a lady..
By the way I love them mommies grin I'd like us to go privately.. I don't care if you're married.
But if you're a man pls BACK OFF .
La wa, I chose to back off. grin grin grin to avoid newspaper stories.man discovers his lover was a........ besides, cheating on your gf is a sin. And If I we're an old cargo woman with a child, why would I want to play around? My faith forbids it.
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 9:11pm On Dec 30, 2016
Estharfabian:

Stûpid Yoruba Fool indeed! grin

living up to your name...

Abadie?
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 30, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
you're an old woman..
I stumbled on one of your comments and knew you were a lady..
By the way I love them mommies grin I'd like us to go privately.. I don't care if you're married.
But if you're a man pls BACK OFF .
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 9:14pm On Dec 30, 2016
delishpot:
La wa, I chose to back off. grin grin grin to avoid newspaper stories.man discovers his lover was a........ besides, cheating on your gf is a sin. And If I we're an old cargo woman with a child, why would I want to play around? My faith forbids it.
bye. Thanks for commenting. Can I have a free mention now cos it has been flooded. Thanks for your time
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by delishpot: 9:15pm On Dec 30, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
bye. Thanks for commenting. Can I have a free mention now cos it has been flooded. Thanks for your time
You are welcome. Thanks for your time too.
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by StupidYorubaFool(op): 9:16pm On Dec 30, 2016
PabloOmoEscobar:
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
she's a lady in her early 30's. I've been stalking her for quite a long time now
Re: I'll Cheat On My Girlfriend Because Of This Lady I Just Met by Bluezy13(m): 9:16pm On Dec 30, 2016
Hmmm

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