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Estharfabian:


Who saves their contact As ''Most handsome lover"?


I feel this story is Fabricated asf. a product of your imagination and nothing more.


PS-You should've Committed suicide. Nigeria is getting too crowded.

AfroMighty:
You can lie wake lugard
and besides

StupidYorubaFool:
this rubbish of a fucck stuff is getting too stale already...

So monotonous, trite and hackneyed.
And I always advised kids like you go grow up

damar007:
oya recieve #commonsense

Estharfabian:
You should've Committed suicide. Nigeria is getting too crowded.

Estharfabian:


Who saves their contact As ''Most handsome lover"?


I feel this story is Fabricated asf. a product of your imagination and nothing more.


PS-You should've Committed suicide. Nigeria is getting too crowded.

DuchessDee:
Kill yourself already! We will be one less of a person who is stupiid enough to call himself foolish just to spite a tribe.


Take knife .

StupidYorubaFool:
how about engaging in a night stand with you with each pleasurable utopian banging session which will propell you to cloud 9.
Then after I might have gotten what I wanted from you I'm now OK enough to kee mysef

Emescot:
Nitori olorun thats too brutal, one less guy wont make Nigeria less crowded na, i bet u most be in support of this boko killings

LoL.


well, it has to start somewhere!
PS-You realise I'm just trolling, right?

HARDDON:
Why evuls?

@ op, thanks for the well tot out comic relief

Estharfabian:

Estharfabian:

LoL.


well, it has to start somewhere!
PS-You realise I'm just trolling, right?

StupidYorubaFool:
Hi guys.. I would have died now and probably I'd be gnashing my teeth in hell fire but God's mercy saved me from such foolish suicidal attempt that I nearly exhibited yesterday,.

There is this my girlfriend called Lois (pseudonym) that I love so much with all my heart... I've engaged on an everlasting blood covenant with her and we both love an trust each other....

So she visited me yesterday and whilst on the crescendo of our te-te-a-te-te, I was compelled to check her phone and scrutinize on some of her contacts and her inbox messages...

The crux of it all unleashed on me when I stumbled on her call logs with a sobriquet saved as "MOST HANDSOME LOVER “ I only checked the name didn't even bother to check the number behind the name.

I was bothered, worried and Despondent and tried to ascertain the identity of this guy... I have to sim lines and she saved my both lines as" MY HOPE ALIVE "

WELL I threw in the towel and gave up, having been in the shackles of heartbroken relationships I finally deduced that she was cheating on me with this most handsome lover. What's the essence of life when my last hope is gone and has disappointed me.. Life isn't worth living anymore.

I immediately went to my OTHER room, brought out a tight rope and tied it to the hook on my ceiling and when I was about to out in my neck, a thought came to me and asked me to go and check the number behind the "Most handsome lover ' and I immediately drew out my neck, went to check the number and wow to my surprise the number was my airtel and I exclaimed " WOW I KNEW IT, SHE CAN'T CHEAT ON ME'" I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND WILL SURELY MARRY HER.

that voice was truly the voice of God and saved me from such stupid act ..


By now I would have died and my funeral obsequies would have been advertised on Nairaland and my friends, foes and arch enemies would have typed rip and happy that stupidyorubafool is dead....

Thanks to GOD.

DuchessDee:
Lets do it this way fry your balls , have a nice dinner. Then kill yaself finish

HARDDON:
Why r u doing Miley Cyrus on me this early hours of the day?
u dont want me to have my lunch with clear head?

biko, which one is doing Miley Cyrus?

Emescot:
Yeah sure i know, when i hear internet troll now Estharfabian will come to my mind lOl brutal troll

lol. accepted.

StupidYorubaFool:
darling it's apparently obvious and Chrystal clear that konji is intoxicating the both of us and i cant stand the heat of it's pressure so let's cool off our high libido at a nice rendezvous probably Sheraton hotels or Eko suites.
I'm serious

StupidYorubaFool:
this rubbish of a fucck stuff is getting too stale already...

So monotonous, trite and hackneyed.
And I always advised kids like you go grow up

StupidYorubaFool:
this rubbish of a fucck stuff is getting too stale already...

So monotonous, trite and hackneyed.
And I always advised kids like you go grow up

DuchessDee:


Eko suites? Isn't that the warehouse for Mama ibuka's Weed?

You sure like weed don't you? .

samfuntua:
we would have celebrated your demise in grand style

Alondra:
Funny story