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HARDDON:
Men r naturally wired to go after ladies. Itz not our fault, thats how we were fashioned!

Not just us but all lower animals too!

Check out birds singing sonorously, dancing n displaying their bright plumage just to get laid!

The hen wants it, but d idiot wud take a run of life just to make d c0ck sweat itz balls for it.
She wud fly over roof, jump ova waters but wen caught eventually , she wud spread that her bum bum like a starved he goat just to geh it!

The higher d chase, the sweeter d taste? see? Itz not only ladies that r seemingly confused.

Check out animals puffing up , even fighting their fellow males just to get laid.
We are not alone.

But alpha males r higher Animals, not like ur average everyday d1ck n derrick ( pun intended)

To him/her with the higher value, belongs the ride

HARDDON:

Psychologist?
Nah! im an Exocist . I specialize in whooPing d cells of ignorance out of men living like babies!


It annoys me wen i see men drooling ova heaving bo0bs n b00ties uncontrolably. Even in front of their Wives!

I have had to walk out on a meeting i was having @ a kul spot cos d mallam kept eye tracing every soft muchento that breeze by!
Never gave him the job thereafter .


As for all aspiring to be top Executives, the very first thing u need to do as a matter of urgency, is Kill Ur Randy Urge!
You Shld be able to sit infront of a nak3d gurl , even in ur tipsy state, n not be moved.
If not, be ready for scandals n blackmails

japhmanuel:
HARDDON. There is this girl mahn that is pretty Af...she's jst a D.E student so i barely know her but we make eye contact alot and im sure shes giving me a sign....i dont know what i ll go and say to her...HElP!!!

solomix10:
@hardon.... Pls i have this issue............my rod tends to get a quick hardon whenever am close or rufflin with a girl.,even tho i dnt av any intention of having sexual tingin with them...
it is embarrasin when tryin to make a non-sexual play or contact with girls and they incidentally touch my hardrod yeah it has happened several times even 2dae , nd i got to backoff frm them immediately, had it been we are in a private it could have been better but this also happens in public too... this is ripping me off of my contact and closeness with girls cos i think its a TUrn oFF,nd deserved to be laugh at...
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Pls what do u think i can do about this ....am lossin my control .. HARDON pLS help a brother oo

HARDDON:


Preparation r of two types.... d one u wRite fun lines n possible responses, n u go tru them every morn (not fun , yea we know, frigid , yea, sure....but highly recommended for rookies)

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Advanced Wand: You can flow chats, stringing lines without blinking.... this is gud . It helps u think on ur feet. The thing is, when she replies , ur brain dissect it n produce multiple responses u filter out n respond with d best line. Best line that draws laugh, project u as a man confortable in ur skin, attractive n or challenging . Wit a leading on tone so she can respond

The Masters' Mode :from chating, u roll real n deploy thinking on ur feet Really standing on ur feet wit her infront of u....physically

Anfieldboss:
Guys, I collected a girl's phone number about 2 months ago. I had a crush on her but the opportunity did not present itself to have a convo with her and collect her number from her directly. I managed to get her phone number somehow.

The first time I called her, she asked how did you get my phone number question and all that, but I found away to get pass through that. Now we have a very good rapport in fact we talk for as long as 30-45 minutes on the phone when I call her. She laughs at my jokes and she is quite lively and funny too. I plan going to visit in her school which is about 25 minutes from the town I work.

I'm only worried because this girl doesn't know how I look like. She is tall and I am short, even though the height difference is not too much but I'm worried if she will like me when she sees me. The only confidence I have is that I have rolled with girls as tall as her as before, but girls are different she might not be into shorter guys. I don't know if I should bring up my stature to her,when I call her next or just wait till we meet.

She is not currently online, if not she would have seen my pictures as I have added her on Facebook and I also have her on WhatsApp.


NB: This girl knows me physically but she just doesn't know I'm the one calling her.

Guys what should I do? I have not been nervous about meeting a girl like this for a very longtime now.

cc HARDDON, peterpen, DaySpringer

Anfieldboss:
The first time I called her, she asked how did you get my phone number question and all that, but I found away to get pass through that. Now we have a very good rapport in fact we talk for as long as 30-45 minutes on the phone when I call her. She laughs at my jokes and she is quite lively and funny too. I plan going to visit in her school which is about 25 minutes from the town I work.


cc HARDDON, peterpen, DaySpringer

Anfieldboss:
It's normal if you're still a virgin, just try to control your thoughts when you're with a girl especially with the one you find attractive.

Anfieldboss:
Guys, I collected a girl's phone number about 2 months ago. I had a crush on her but the opportunity did not present itself to have a convo with her and collect her number from her directly. I managed to get her phone number somehow. The first time I called her, she asked how did you get my phone number question and all that, but I found away to get pass through that. Now we have a very good rapport in fact we talk for as long as 30-45 minutes on the phone when I call her. She laughs at my jokes and she is quite lively and funny too. I plan going to visit in her school which is about 25 minutes from the town I work. I'm only worried because this girl doesn't know how I look like. She is tall and I am short, even though the height difference is not too much but I'm worried if she will like me when she sees me. The only confidence I have is that I have rolled with girls as tall as her as before, but girls are different she might not be into shorter guys. I don't know if I should bring up my stature to her,when I call her next or just wait till we meet. She is not currently online, if not she would have seen my pictures as I have added her on Facebook and I also have her on WhatsApp. NB: This girl knows me physically but she just doesn't know I'm the one calling her. Guys what should I do? I have not been nervous about meeting a girl like this for a very longtime now. cc HARDDON, peterpen, DaySpringer

BadBullet:
Hahaha as far as nl is concerned you can view any thread you want ...aside that this thread is to assist guys and am just helping bringing them here instead of giving them advice let them come learn it themselves

whats'up with u na bro

Adasun:
harddon,should i caught ur jirode bfor u attend to us

HARDDON:


Hey! Daz da 3rd most precious jewel on ma body apart frm ma........

So dnt clown dere

if not for them creatures dat benefit frm it eeh


u for see.......

liljboy:
These drills helped me yesterday when I was traveling.... Impressed and got the digits.

Nobleking2000:
OGA harddon I see your handwork. it has been insightful. Thanks.

There is this girl I love so much , I asked her out but she told me that she is not interested in any relationship right now. But she always feel comfortable, happy and free whenever she is with me. we can talk for hours without her being in a haste to leave. In some occasions I do catch her staring at me. Fast-forward to this week I asked her out again but she gave me same response but I can remember on Saturday after some hours with her when I was leaving I heard her say I love you .

But the problem is that she saw the chat I had with her elder sister which is somehow incriminating but was never serious . Since then she has been asking me don't questions indirectly as regards to having me and past relationships not withstanding that she is yet to accept my friend request. Since then her reply has been cold .
How can I handle this situation?

BadBullet:
son of the soil oya knack us your drill

HARDDON:
Sure! Thanks for your lucid flow Wacky!

i think u should become my editor cum public relation officer on here! what chu say?

peterpen:
Hello Harddon nd other gurus in d hux, how do u spin fun answers when a girl asks u this
Answer me Accordingly
1. My Name on ur Phone ________
2. Relation between u N me _________
3. Any Name u would Like to Call Me__________
4. What will b ur Reaction Wen u Find out that I am Dead ___________
5. The thing u Like most on My Face______
6. One thing that u Love the Most about Me ________
7. If u Got a Chance to Ask me Smthng about My Personal Life, what will it be ?_______
8. How do u Feel Wen u Talk to Me ________
9. Your First Reaction on My First Look _______
10. Do u Love Me __________________ Send to Everyone on ur contact, And Get Interesting Answers
hw do u handle this
Cc. HARDDON

rekeson:
Hmmm I can tell you for a fact that you are dealing with a very childish kid. Na dem teenage girls dey post all these childish tinz on social media.

Instead of filling the blanks, u ought to be advising her to grow up already....

drnoel:
Guy it was a pussy I myself rejected cos I never went after ladies that do too much shakara. Its not like I didn't have my own serious runz but the story I told u guys was that of all my side runz. The one of my main runz, I will tell at another time. When I tell the story it will demystify women, make u understand that they are not hard to get weather u are nice or bad. U only need to play ur game well.
On another thought, let me give u the story of Nkechi.
Met her while working in Owerri. She was a very pretty girl who liked dating these yahoo boys. She was materialistic to the core.
I returned home one time to hear my cousin's (I was staying with them then) talking about her. Before then I hadn't noticed her at all. Anyway we met at a club some weeks later and she rebuffed one of the guys I walked in with calling him a small boy. My group were very angry and they all swore vengeance on her. So the game was on.
They all tried her one by one but no one was able to bed her. These guys were not new to the game and they had as at that time much more resources than I did, most of them had be hustling for ages, had business here and there and had been working for years. I on my part was just a starter, fresh out if uni then and had just gotten a job but was still finding my feet hence my squatting with them.
They tried everything thing, gifts, money and what not but still never went to first base with her. They insulted me when I told them they were going about it wrongly.
Anyway, I allowed them make fool of themselves playing at alpha males.
When I got into the picture was one time I drove my jalopy to a pharmacy to collect a prescription cos I had malaria. I had just paid and didnt pay attention to a couple sitting at a restaurant close by until I heard my name called. I turned to see who called me and it was her. I didn't know she even knew my name. We exchanged pleasantries and I moved on.

Then met her at a bank months later and we chatted like old friends. She invited herself to lunch with me when she heard I was going to eat. She was surprised when I didn't pay for her, she later told me suspected that I was that kind of person and I thought that was where it would end but it didn't.
It was when she started telling me all the things she did with my cousins and how they were wasting their monies with her that I knew this one was a done deal.
I told my cousins to back down which they did on the gentleman agreement that I passed her back to them when I was done.
She told me she just wanted to be friends and had a boyfriend but she slept in my room many nights and ate my food. Anyway na play play I carry 4k am. I noticed she went to sleep everyday without panties and I said "wtf". That was when I knew this girl was a devil. This was like 3 months into getting to know her. The first time I touched her she slapped me and walked out of the house around 2 am thinking I would come looking for her. I allowed her deceive herself till she returned around 4am. After then she started wearing panties to sleep. I just consoled myself and didnt let that dissuade me.
Anyhow I devised a means to start playing rough and dumbble games with her whenever we were indoors. Initially she was so self conscious ans kept fighting me off but after a while she started also enjoying the game and expecting it. It was with that play I sucked her first, fingered her for the first time and 4ked her. After I had 4ked her, I continued 4king her. The tricky part now was how to pass her over to my cousins which I did by telling them all her secrets. I had guilty conscience doing that but I knew she was no good girl so that settled it for me. One of my cousins got her drunk and started hittng her on the side when I was not around, another used another means. Anyway by that time I had found a new catch so I moved out of their house and her outa my life.
Nice guys rock.

rekeson:
Hmmm I can tell you for a fact that you are dealing with a very childish kid. Na dem teenage girls dey post all these childish tinz on social media.

Instead of filling the blanks, u ought to be advising her to grow up already....

fayded:
boss@harddon
I need ur advice on ds matter
back then in ma year one..met a gal..she was really cute..nd guys liked her..buh when I approached her,we just clicked.u know one of dose moments in life..when u just meet someone ,buh when you guys start talking,it just flows nd seems like u ve known each other for ages..
well,back then we were close friends..I just friendzone maself foolishly..by telling her..dt I wantu to be close friends wth her..she gave it a term "MF" meaning more than friends..
so I and her became MFs..nweiz..after some time..I wanted more than just dt..buh she wanted us to be just friends...d worst of d matter is dt..she even sends me airtime..to call her..nd calls me too..she was really close to me
nweiz..she left ma uni,nd went to unilag..we still kept in touch..nd chatted even deep into d nyt..along d line..I got a gf in ma Skul..nd u know..we dated nd all..nd I told ds ma MF about her too..
nweiz,I eventually broke up wth ma gf..nd den..I started talking to ma MF again..nweiz..I gave it one more shot wth ma MF..nd told her..dt I want more than MFz buh she still insisted on being mfz..now d ish is dt she says no..buh sometimes her actions say yes..nd she hasn't even kissed a guy before sf..nd never dated before even till now..
so..dt night dt I gave her ma last shot..I blocked her on WhatsApp..nd we have never talked since den..nweiz..I eventually added her bk..buh haven't said a word to her..
boss..how do I go bout it??..I know..dt I have effed up well well..sha
thanks..ur advice is needed.
yea..we stay in different states..she is in lag..m in d east..
I know..d distance is far..buh truth is..I really do love dt gal..nd she knows..