Eleniyan15:

LMAO

daddy yo

lol oboy u funny oo

Emzyme:
lol oboy u funny oo

lol

Okaakoko:
it's Classcaptain again! never a full moment with you

never a dull moment I meant

Okaakoko:
never a dull moment I meant

same noni boss

ClassCaptain:

same noni boss

complement

Okaakoko:

complement

Same boss.

Classcaptain dey wait for Jan 14 to continue

chinedumo:
Classcaptain dey wait for Jan 14 to continue

I go update tomorrow, I just deu wait some people wey promise me new year and Christmas gifts ..

Episode Eight


Beginning of the End...


I remembered the Church...!!!!

Immediately I started this mmm business, I was opportuned to be exposed to other members of the church doing the runzs codedly... Same people speaking in tongues and warning people against the scheme . One of the people I was able to convince the very first time was the treasurer of the church branch which I attend...Bro Innocent ...

I remembered there was a day we had a lengthy discussion.. We talked about the pastor's funny accent, bro Theo oversized suits, bro kunle strong perf and all until we got to the issue of the pastors salary and the income of the church :oo.

..it was at that point that he revealed to me about the special fund which was being raised to buy the church bus...

This money has been kept in the bank for over a year and includes contributions from various branches of the church, offerings and the rest.. In total sha ,it was close to a million naira... Plus the anonymous donation he informed me of,which was given to provide tiles for the church...Everything was a million and five hundred thousand naira..

This kind of tax payer money dey here and have been thinking of where to get the remaining cash.for my investment ..



I decided not to tell bro Theo because I feared that he fit go block my parol and try and divert the money to his own use by convincing the treasurer to release the money to him instead.

I went to bro innocent, the treasurer and explained this brillant plan to him..After all, a particular asimolowo church also invested in it..so why shouldn't we ?? In fact , we are helping the church grow

" Nobody will know... It just a month...and sharp sharp we return the money back.."
..

If una see the way bro innocent dey look me like mad man.Nothing wey I no tell this bro or use beg am, bro innocent no gree oo.. He kept telling me I should shun greed and it was the devil at work..

Even my submission that I was going to pay him 200k for this job did not move him..he sent me out and even advised I go for a deliverance and prayer and fasting session from the spirit of " material gluttony '

My threats to expose. Him for doing mmm and bring false accusations against him that he is stealing the church money no even touch am one bit..he said I should do my worst...


For the first time in a long time, I actually felt like strangling someone... I cried ,weep,sent text messages, called ...Bro innocent was hell bent and was determined like kanu not to release the church special fund to me for my investment.

And there was no other quick and risk free alternative I can use to get the money I need again...no other option..

Iss OK. Iss OK


But if bush meat wise, hunter sef wise !!!!

Class Captain, Class Captain..
If you finish this story before 14. I go do bad prayer for you..

Classcaptain , u be werey I swear

Episode Nine...

I knew one thing most men like bro innocent will fall for ......




its called " bottom power "..

I remembered during our discussion he said something about his interest in sis Gladys...And of course knowing the type of individual sis Gladys is , na money for hand and back for ground...

I met with her and promised her some cash if she could seduce bro innocent... As expected , it was eazi as Zagadat.... She was able to set cameras down and record bro innocent sucking her toes and begging profusely to be whipped and obey every of her mistress commandment ...

Not untill , I got these pictures and videos and threatened him that bro innocent relunctantly released the money ...and without wasting time , we wired it ....

And with that , over two million was dropped into my mmm account .. I met my target...I met my target..I met my fking target !!!

I started feeling like a millionaire ...I was looking at everyone different...I just couldn't be talking to.anybody anyhow..I was about to make more money than the person who introduced me to the scheme sef..

Billionaire ambitions..

During the first two weeks after I invested this huge sum , I wasted the little money left with me...After all, I am going to get everything and more back in a few weeks time ...

hehe !!!!

I bought 10k wristwatch, I dashed random people money ,strangers, gave over 20k to beggars on the street, went to beer parlours and paid for everyone 's drink, went to club and balled like never before , going home with oloshos I like..

to me I was just having a taste of the life I was going to be enjoying in a few weeks time...I was feeling like Pablo Escobar that burnt 2 million dollars to keep his daughter warm..

I was feeling like daddy yo..

My parents were getting money, clothes , my sisters were back to school...They keep scolding my elder brother for not being business minded like me...In fact he became a bastard in their eyes and more like my junior brother because he never brought money for them..

in fact, codedly it was part of the money I gave my parents that they give back to him whenever he comes home for money... Did I mention that I since parked out to a 2 bedroom flat leaving my elder bro in our former residence. ..

My parent never asked me where I was getting all this money...All I told them was that I was into selling clothes.. They never inquired, they never researched,all they were happy about was that the money was coming and they ridiculed their elder brother ....

Everything was going fine...the life was going smooth...

Not until a time in DECEMBER when I logged in to my account

The Wait


13th December 2016


i woke up by myself today to the news of mmm accounts been frozen for this month and till next year January.... I strongly believe it can't be true.. MBA NU , have they moved the fools day celebration from April to December ?? Or probably it is one of this mtv base pranks or some yeye .blogspots looking for traffic with their usual headlines.. I got tons of messages but no, I rather check the thing MYSELF !!!

Shaking and sweating without fever, i logged into my account on my beluo O5 phone and verily verily , it was like a dream..., there it was.

..But No se i still refuse to believe it is true..i saw warnings... Was this the message i was suppose to get from the dreams i have been having for the last three days??, was this why Papa Elena called me last week after almost a year ....Something is wrong somewhere but i am totally the wrong person this must affect..

As I soliloquies and ruminate on events of the last 3 months with a brand new 2 meter long rope in my hand where I stand under this banana tree, I still pray and hope this is not true.. I have packed a few clothes and switched off my major line for now..if anyone like they should call, i wouldnt allow anyone add injury to be salt..

I will give this people three days ... 72 hours to fix this or I will kill myself and my innocent blood will be on the owners of mmm Nigeria head...God would ask for my blood from their head ..Only three days to disprove this rumour...I am here with my stove and garri to keep myself alive and make eba with some bush leaves so as to survive before i finally murder my own self in the next 3 days...

What , am not the only one affected?? Is that all u can say to me now??

Yes it may be true but I can boldy say am the worst affected... My story into this MMM is not a small one..and as I am about to bid the world farewell , I cannot but reminisce how it all started 3 months ago when I ventured into the pyramid schemes system... Just like yesterday, it is now as if I was under a Russian spell.

.....,.........






January 13th 2017


Well Done Sir, Well Done Ma ..


My wanted pictures are already everywhere as I can see on the sites..Food supply zero...Water zero !!!

I am awaiting the Announcement ...Thank you...

The return of MMM


it better be A MIRACLE !!!!!



THE END Before The End

Cc lalasticlala , Dominique

Mmm is Back !!! shame on haters

MMM oyoyo

Atleast Mr. Boo Osin don't need to suicide again

hilariously comical

FrancisAsquare:
Atleast Mr. Boo Osin don't need to suicide again

We Thank God

FrancisAsquare:
Atleast Mr. Boo Osin don't need to suicide again

Absolutely, no need to " Suicide again '''

ClassCaptain:
The Wait


13th December 2016


i woke up by myself today to the news of mmm accounts been frozen for this month and till next year January.... I strongly believe it can't be true.. MBA NU , have they moved the fools day celebration from April to December ?? Or probably it is one of this mtv base pranks or some yeye .blogspots looking for traffic with their usual headlines.. I got tons of messages but no, I rather check the thing MYSELF !!!

Shaking and sweating without fever, i logged into my account on my beluo O5 phone and verily verily , it was like a dream..., there it was.

..But No se i still refuse to believe it is true..i saw warnings... Was this the message i was suppose to get from the dreams i have been having for the last three days??, was this why Papa Elena called me last week after almost a year ....Something is wrong somewhere but i am totally the wrong person this must affect..

As I soliloquies and ruminate on events of the last 3 months with a brand new 2 meter long rope in my hand where I stand under this banana tree, I still pray and hope this is not true.. I have packed a few clothes and switched off my major line for now..if anyone like they should call, i wouldnt allow anyone add injury to be salt..

I will give this people three days ... 72 hours to fix this or I will kill myself and my innocent blood will be on the owners of mmm Nigeria head...God would ask for my blood from their head ..Only three days to disprove this rumour...I am here with my stove and garri to keep myself alive and make eba with some bush leaves so as to survive before i finally murder my own self in the next 3 days...

What , am not the only one affected?? Is that all u can say to me now??

Yes it may be true but I can boldy say am the worst affected... My story into this MMM is not a small one..and as I am about to bid the world farewell , I cannot but reminisce how it all started 3 months ago when I ventured into the pyramid schemes system... Just like yesterday, it is now as if I was under a Russian spell.

.....,.........






January 13th 2017


Well Done Sir, Well Done Ma ..


My wanted pictures are already everywhere as I can see on the sites..Food supply zero...Water zero !!!

I am awaiting the Announcement ...Thank you...

The return of MMM


it better be A MIRACLE !!!!!



THE END Before The End

wow...... what a wonderful write up, Patiently waiting for the return of MMM. thumbs up for u

ClassCaptain my nigga

Lamentations of a loser . Now she wants to die wetin concern haters na una life. But pls before you die (if) female . Locate me in the other room for bedroom things

Mmm is back nw wanna hear from seun and his cooooooo,hope the good news from mmm will be making front page but I guess hell nah



Haters hw market


#maka ndi owutee

I don't know why someone like classcaptain should not be compensated with this world class masterpiece.

Egbon classcaptain, God bless u

KissChrix:


I no like this kind rough play o

which kind rough play?dem hold your preek?

MMM account is open but no withdrawals for now.

People are not yet GH anything, they have to work first before they eat, and the worst is that you cannot even vex and remove or money or pull out of the gaddamn scheme! it is now like prison break thing.

Dude ur full o shit