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Kondomatic:
This comment is from a girl not lady.





Very far from being a woman

Yea,a girl who can never have anything to do with a dirty glutton like you boy

liljboy:
so the girl is matured with her own actions abiiiii?.....

Both of them are immature but two wrongs don't make a right. The guys should have been the mature one and dropped her sorry ass without such high incident. Beside I thought u knew better, now I am slowly changing my mind about u cos have seem some other rather questionable comments u have made in the past.

OP and lies. That's a very old joke.

marsoden:
OP and lies. That's a very old joke.

Apart from the fact that the OP picked it from an old joke which I know so well. Lets pls remove sentiments here and teach young men better.

drnoel:
Both of them are immature but two wrongs don't make a right. The guys should have been the mature one and dropped her sorry ass without such high incident. Beside I thought u knew better, now I am slowly changing my mind about u cos have seem some other rather questionable comments u have made in the past.

that's your own wahala, keep following me like fly na..... different strokes for different folks.... hit head for wall if e pain you

liljboy:
that's your own wahala, keep following me like fly na..... different strokes for different folks.... hit head for wall if e pain you

Haha no worry e no pain me. My interest in the matter is to teach young men better cos I have young cousins ur age also on NL. Beside I don't follow u, rather u are the one following me.

darbeelicous:
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But for now, the thunder that will fire this op is still doing presss up![/i]

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

Onukube1:
Yea,a girl who can never have anything to do with a dirty glutton like you boy

Why una dey tk dz matter personal... una b victims?

Nothing serious na .... it evens them out. U do me, I do u.
Thunder no fit fire d guy leave d gal for this matter.

By d way who man epp? Na money b koko.

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

so to be a man I must keep buying tinz for babe nd won't get anything in returnabeg goran sitdown

This stuff is old na

CorGier:
dat don't make no sense

Your statement is double negative, makes no sense as well

.

Stale joke.

Chaiii...See wickedness of the highest order

solomix10:
shebi you like money,Love shopping but you are padlocking that hole you didnt drill yourself... One day for you..


Last week at my lodge, my
girlfriend and i
were in
bed kissing passionately and
getting
sensual. As our passion began to heat'up, she
said..... ""NO
BABY I
DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT, I Just
Want You To
Hold Me"".
.
I screamed "WHAT"??!! "What Was
That"?!
.
She replied....""You're just not in touch with
my
emotional needs as a woman
enough for
me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man"".
She further added....""Can't you
just love me
for who
i am, and not what i do for you in
the bedroom?"".
.
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen
that
night, i just went to sleep. .
The next day, i decided to cancel
going to
school so
that i could spend time with her.
We went out and had a nice lunch, then i
took her
shopping at a very big boutique.
I walked around with her as she
tried on
several expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to
take, so i
told her
we would just buy them all.
. She wanted new shoes to go with
her new
clothes, so
i surprised her by telling her to just
get a
pair of shoes for each cloth she selects.
.
We went over to the jewelry section
where
she
picked'out a pair of gold earrings. She was so excited, she also asked
for a
Bracelet and
a Wrist'Watch, and i surprised her
further
then i replied...""That's Okay Honey"".
.
She was on'top of the world from
all the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally
said....""I think this is all dear, let's
go to the
cashier"".
.
I could hardly contain myself when i replied
her...."NO BABY I DON'T FEEL LIKE
DOING IT".
.
Her face went completely blank as
her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT"??!!.
.
I further said....""Honey I Just Want
You To
Hold Those Things For A While"".
""You're just not
in touch
with my financial needs as a man
enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a
woman"".
.
Just when she had this look like she
was
going to kill me, i further added....
""Why can't you just love me for
who i am,
and not
for the things i buy you?
.

Guys you can also take her to a luxury eatery
tell her to order anything even the one to take home for friends
While eating,make an excuse and walk out and leave her to mysteries. NB:make sure she is not with her purse..

Later now they would say "all Men are wicked"

I did d eatery one on a coupla girls Like way back! It was d most horrible experience a girl could go thru! Each girl brought 3 other friends n none in both cases had money! They washed n scrubbed tanterlizer plates like die!

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

Will you keep kwayet there!!!!!!!

Onukube1:
Yea,a girl who can never have anything to do with a dirty glutton like you boy

Lol.. your sentence construction shows how unintelligent you are.. I'm certain people like you don't have good friends in real life, you have a miserable life. I can only feel pity for you, going as far as disrespecting people online by calling them "dirty"? You must be really poor and broke in reality. Do you even have any boyfriend at all or you give nightstands? Why don't you stick to your silły teeth whitening topics?

U cant even compare the two....her body is more precious than money. She should drop you like its hot.

princessayesha:
U cant even compare the two....her body is more precious than money. She should drop you like its hot.

If body is more precious why do we have prostitutes who literally beg you to exchange body for money..

but wait sef..She can do all the smooching but the hole is now no go area.. after smooching everywhere..na wa o..i'm confused

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

U wouldnt know what a man is.....even if he bites ur ass!

emitoz:
Your statement is double negative, makes no sense as well

oya waka.

drnoel:
Well said. I have had to once bail out a lady whose boyfriend played the same game with her. I drove her home too cos she didn't have a single dough on her person. She begged to have my number stating she wished to pay me back. Anyway, before I drove away I asked her "if ur boyfriend thought u were too immature, why didn't he just end it with you? Why did u two keep seeing eachother deceiving urselves while thinking u were deceiving the other person"? I left her there standing with her mouth open.

You didn't tell us if you gave her your number or not. That part interests me most.

Real nigga,,, guy come ma host you for house abeq,, we go kill cow

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

Abegi! make I hear word...naso una dey talk when person pay u in ur own coin

LePrezident:
You didn't tell us if you gave her your number or not. That part interests me most.

I told u she took my number cos she promised to pay which I knew was empty cos I didn't do what I did with the interest of seeing her again. Anyway she did call a couple of times till it became clear to her that I wasn't going to be a willing replacement for her previous immature guy so she told me before she bowed out and I quote "I am just too unlucky with men. The ones I want happen not to be interested in me. The ones I don't want but still date play silly pranks like leaving behind in an expensive restaurant". That was the last I heard of or from her.

omo u bad gan ni o. haaa. thumb up

drnoel:
I told u She took my number cos she promised to pay which I knew was empty cos I didn't do what I did with the interest of seeing her again. Anyway she did call a couple of times till it became clear to her that I.was not going to be a willing replacement for her previous immature guy so she rold me before she bowed out and I quote "I am just too unlucky with men. The ones I want happen not to be interested in me. The ones I don't want but still date play silly pranks like leaving behind in an expensive restaurant". That was the last I heard of or from her.

Alright then. Life is an interesting novel to behold.

just
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