shebi you like money,Love shopping but you are padlocking that hole you didnt drill yourself... One day for you..


Last week at my lodge, my
girlfriend and i
were in
bed kissing passionately and
getting
sensual. As our passion began to heat'up, she
said..... ""NO
BABY I
DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT, I Just
Want You To
Hold Me"".
.
I screamed "WHAT"??!! "What Was
That"?!
.
She replied....""You're just not in touch with
my
emotional needs as a woman
enough for
me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man"".
She further added....""Can't you
just love me
for who
i am, and not what i do for you in
the bedroom?"".
.
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen
that
night, i just went to sleep. .
The next day, i decided to cancel
going to
school so
that i could spend time with her.
We went out and had a nice lunch, then i
took her
shopping at a very big boutique.
I walked around with her as she
tried on
several expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to
take, so i
told her
we would just buy them all.
. She wanted new shoes to go with
her new
clothes, so
i surprised her by telling her to just
get a
pair of shoes for each cloth she selects.
.
We went over to the jewelry section
where
she
picked'out a pair of gold earrings. She was so excited, she also asked
for a
Bracelet and
a Wrist'Watch, and i surprised her
further
then i replied...""That's Okay Honey"".
.
She was on'top of the world from
all the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally
said....""I think this is all dear, let's
go to the
cashier"".
.
I could hardly contain myself when i replied
her...."NO BABY I DON'T FEEL LIKE
DOING IT".
.
Her face went completely blank as
her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT"??!!.
.
I further said....""Honey I Just Want
You To
Hold Those Things For A While"".
""You're just not
in touch
with my financial needs as a man
enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a
woman"".
.
Just when she had this look like she
was
going to kill me, i further added....
""Why can't you just love me for
who i am,
and not
for the things i buy you?
.

Guys you can also take her to a luxury eatery
tell her to order anything even the one to take home for friends
While eating,make an excuse and walk out and leave her to mysteries. NB:make sure she is not with her purse..

Later now they would say "all Men are wicked"

yepa

All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

Bro, you wicked sha

solomix10 badt guy.

Onukube1:

All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

Hehehehehehe!
The thin' is paining you somehow abi?

SAVAGE!!!

That was a complete shiit

""You're just not
in touch
with my financial needs as a man
enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a
woman"".

dat don't make no sense

This is pure wickedness

But for now, the thunder that will fire this op is still doing presss up![/i][/b][/color][/quote] hey take it easy ...are you the victim y taking this too serious

Na u dem dey call AGBAKO

darbeelicous:
[color=#990000][b][i]never gonna work cause I always move with my card, and I'd simply use pos....
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But for now, the thunder that will fire this op is still doing presss up!

hey take it easy ...are you the victim y taking this too serious

Old story

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Good one bruv...really good one

Lizzdeb:
This is pure wickedness

Nothing like wickedness... she got served.

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man... Believe me @op

All I see is a Girl not a woman.... carry on OP you can do more

Onukube1:

All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

but the girl who is spending his money like that is a woman abi? even if it's fiction u people should learn to reason deeper than just jump to the female's defence without reasoning...

Onukube1:
All I see is a boy and not a man... Believe me @op

This comment is from a girl not lady.




Very far from being a woman

darbeelicous:
im sorry did I sound serious? Nah.......I'd Neva take any post on this section seriously, its all for fun dear.

really huh! ..u saying u were joking with thunder now abi. Not jst a mere thunder bt d one that is doin press up.. Lolss

@OP.... YOU ARE THE MAN.

Onukube1:

All I see is a boy and not a man...
Believe me @op

Well said. I have had to once bail out a lady whose boyfriend played the same game with her. I drove her home too cos she didn't have a single dough on her person. She begged to have my number stating she wished to pay me back. Anyway, before I drove away I asked her "if ur boyfriend thought u were too immature, why didn't he just end it with you? Why did u two keep seeing eachother deceiving urselves while thinking u were deceiving the other person"? I left her there standing with her mouth open.

liljboy:
@OP.... YOU ARE THE MAN.

Guy its childish. Am disappointed that u think he is the man for such his action

drnoel:


Guy its childish. Am disappointed that u think he is the man for such his action

so the girl is matured with her own actions abiiiii?.....