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So nairaland girls different from other girls? Woow, i don learn new thing today.

The topic alone na joke

Every dude on NL with his own ability..what's yours OP

iLegend:
Yeah, they're special. It takes a courageous girl to stay on NL with all the bashing most of them receive here. I see them as people with good self-esteem and intelligent, so their fingering is different and special.

Toor, the Lord is good.

iLegend:
We're all unique. Talking about my ability will make you jealous, so make I just hide am.

your more of a comedian to me


My advice try comedy

Lecturer don update Table of Content.
Let me just sign attendance as fast as possible before lecture start...

iLegend:
Wow! Thanks for the compliment. If say so, then I have scored a point cuz humor is one qualities women crave for. And if you can yansh them good, then you won't be thinking of jumping off 3rd Mainland bridge like some celebs. You're Emaculate, right? I think I know you, but let's not go there for now.

I already gat that

this my first and only moniker on NL how comes u know me

iLegend:
Hey this girl Makyd ee, longest time no chat. How ya bodi?

I dey jare....you?

Y must it b a Nl guy?? And BTW I'm sure u cannot even perform if the opportunity presents itsef

This may sound like joke but seriously, what do people gain acting like fools?

How can someone just feel proud to act stupid in public? If your child in the future sees this post of yours like next 25 years, how do you think he/she will feel?

Your children will be like :

"Chei! So my papa dey mumu for internet 20 years ago?"

iLegend:
I know a lot of people here but let's just pretend we don't know each other.

no jst open up

your mistaking me for someone else

iLegend:
I dey dey watch you as you no wan buy the Rolex watch you promised me last year. Very bad you. You have joinined Buhari's gang.

Me?

iLegend:
Opportunity? What did you just say? Listen, I have retired. No love lost. I'm keeping my tiny díck for my wife to be. No sex till marriage. But wait, you've just reminded me of my pre-máture ejaculatiòn days. What a humiliation I went through. The worst part is she told all her friends. Chaii is me be dis?

hahah, u see ya life.. Oya happy celibacy

iLegend:
She has forgotten. Aiit, let's bury the case. When is your next birthday? I know you celebrate it 5 times a year. Don't deny it. I know you're one honest motherfuckèr.

lol

I'm a June born