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jonbellion:
felixomor was it your pornography addiction that led you too the ass of hank

Lennycool:
I read a lot and always had a high regard for science and questioning all things.
Plus Christianity was restricting my goals in life, especially the really conservative one I was raised in.
I still believed in hell then but just stopped fearing it. I was like shiiit, Its not like I'll be alone there. I have to just live my life.
That's when hanks ass stop tasting so sweet, I had my own life to live.
So I became irreligious and later as I read more agnostic, and then after a day reading a certain blog I became an atheist.
Now all I want to do is go back to my former ass kissing days and kick myself in the ass.
I'll totally be like.
"You're kissing ass you idiot."

But I will not lie. Hanks ass sure tasted mighty fine then

No wonder felixomor and kingebukasblog can't take their lips of it.

If u cant assemble soomething sensible, why mention me?

felixomor:
If u cant assemble soomething sensible, why mention me?

Guy, how far? I heard that you're deep in hank's ass

JackBizzle:
Guy, how far? I heard that you're deep in hank's ass

Well, maybe true

Some people "hear" demons.

felixomor:
Well, maybe true

Some people "hear" demons.

I have heard it all!


First, spirit spouses

And now, demon whisperers!!!



Una christians don high from Hanks smelling anus!!

JackBizzle:
I have heard it all!


First, spirit spouses

And now, demon whisperers!!!



Una christians don high from Hanks smelling anus!!

Try washing ur ears with anointing oil.
I am happy u confessed without prayers

felixomor:
Try washing ur ears with anointing oil.
I am happy u confessed without prayers

Try washing your mouth with disinfectant. Too much $hit from kissing hanks' ass

JackBizzle:
Try washing your mouth with disinfectant. Too much $hit from kissing hanks' ass

Says the one who hears demons.
I m still glad u were not pressured to confess.

Honestly

felixomor:
Says the one who hears demons.
I m still glad u were not pressured to confess.

Honestly

Confess to what?

Demons that i do not believe in?

JackBizzle:
Confess to what?

Demons that i do not believe in?

U dont have to believe to hear them.

Its the default setting for an unsaved soul..

felixomor:
U dont have to believe to hear them.

Its the default setting for an unsaved soul..

What makes you think you are a saved soul?

Your hatred for atheists?
Your dislike for anything not christian?
You overall ignorance?

JackBizzle:
What makes you think you are a saved soul?

Your hatred for atheists?
Your dislike for anything not christian?
You overall ignorance?

Get behind me, satan

felixomor:
Get behind me, satan

Ah...the devil is already inside you.....


....every time you spread hate against atheists- he is with you
.....every time you look down on no-christian religions- he is with you
.....every time you lie for you religion- he is with you.

jonbellion:
KISSING HANK'S ASS

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

At first, you assumed these folks are sensible and honest. You soon discovered how arrogant and patronizing they are.

jonbellion:
Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

They take undue liberty to disturb your privacy and sensibility.

jonbellion:
John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

The apologists comes up every now and then, with tales of heaven and earth trips. They see bliss in their hallucinatory state.

jonbellion:
Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

The blind faith syndrome is the assurance.

jonbellion:
Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from Him..."

They claim hank talks to them, but just only their deluded mind.

jonbellion:
Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Yet they bug you with such idiotic fairy fiction.

JackBizzle:
Ah...the devil is already inside you.....


....every time you spread hate against atheists- he is with you
.....every time you look down on no-christian religions- he is with you
.....every time you lie for you religion- he is with you.

U dont even know the commonest of bible verses?

Am i surprised?
No.

Again, get behind me

felixomor:
U dont even know the commonest of bible verses?

Am i surprised?
No.

Again, get behind me

What is so special about the bible?

JackBizzle:
What is so special about the bible?

Everything

Nferyn posted the dramatization in 2007:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/44980/kissing-hanks-ass-religious-logic

Now, when you see/hear people talk shit you start wondering what they 've been smokin, well, what do you expect from anyone that kisses hanks ass everyday of his life?