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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 5:08pm On Jan 13, 2017
MrMontella:

cc.jonbellion 4kings grin grin grin
I nor even understand oo
Quoting Jesus to someone who does not believe in Jesus
They also do it with the bible too wink
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by lepasharon(f): 5:24pm On Jan 13, 2017
MrPRevailer:


Firstly, all your ill spoken words against me and the children of God BACK TO SENDER in Jesus name.
Lol, Why are you kidding urself over the facts?
MrPRevailer:

I am a virgin. However you don't have to be a virgin to enter heaven. What you need is repentance, Salvation and Holiness.
You still sin in other ways and even engage in sexual activity, because every guy masturbates/has or will masturbates
MrPRevailer:

Thirdly, ''wickedness' is the bible's language for sin/unrighteousness.
Psalm7:12 The wicked shall be turned into he'll and all the nation that forget God'. (ADDRESSED)
Yes, exactly Christians are unrighteous exactly like the ppl who they condemn as unrighteous.
MrPRevailer:

Now such Christians you speak of who practise such things with disdain are biblically termed Backsliders. They were in the way before but have gone out of the way. And become probably worse than before they became Christians. 'Even demons believe There is God and tremble.'
So Christinaity is not simply Identity driven. It is.......CHARACTER DRIVEN.
Wait, let me guess..they are not real Christians? Only you is?

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 7:13pm On Jan 13, 2017
lepasharon:
Lol, Why are you kidding urself over the facts?
You still sin in other ways and even engage in sexual activity, because every guy masturbates/has or will masturbates

Yes, exactly Christians are unrighteous exactly like the ppl who they condemn as unrighteous.

Wait, let me guess..they are not real Christians? Only you is?
hehehehe

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by sonmvayina(m): 8:34pm On Jan 13, 2017
is there a way i can get some or part of the 1 million, i used to kiss Hanks ass those days, that has to count for something or doesn't it?
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 8:40pm On Jan 13, 2017
sonmvayina:
is there a way i can get some or part of the 1 million, i used to kiss Hanks ass those days, that has to count for something or doesn't it?
hmmm
I think you have to continue kissing his ass till he tells you to leave town
You stopped na so by the time you leave town you'll get your ass kicked
No 1 million for you angry

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by randomperson: 8:47pm On Jan 13, 2017
sonmvayina:
is there a way i can get some or part of the 1 million, i used to kiss Hanks ass those days, that has to count for something or doesn't it?
Oh no, you can't. You have to constantly and perpetually continue the ass kissing. And u have to make a commitment that for the rest of your life, u will kiss hanks ass and u will train your children to kiss hanks ass. Only then will u be eligible...
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 6:57am On Jan 14, 2017
randomperson:

Oh no, you can't. You have to constantly and perpetually continue the ass kissing. And u have to make a commitment that for the rest of your life, u will kiss hanks ass and u will train your children to kiss hanks ass. Only then will u be eligible...
lool
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by Nobody: 7:29am On Jan 14, 2017
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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by MrPRevailer(m): 11:40am On Jan 14, 2017
lepasharon:
Lol, Why are you kidding urself over the facts?
You still sin in other ways and even engage in sexual activity, because every guy masturbates/has or will masturbates

Yes, exactly Christians are unrighteous exactly like the ppl who they condemn as unrighteous.

Wait, let me guess..they are not real Christians? Only you is?

A student who sits on the fence is ready to fail. 0% Those who try will always get average-above performance.
So it is in the Christian race.

You choose to sit on the fence. And thats just so bad. Someone who cares for you would weep.
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by lepasharon(f): 12:52pm On Jan 14, 2017
MrPRevailer:


A student who sits on the fence is ready to fail. 0% Those who try will always get average-above performance.
So it is in the Christian race.

You choose to sit on the fence. And thats just so bad. Someone who cares for you would weep.

Typical
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 2:51pm On Jan 14, 2017
More hank ass kissing tomorrow
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 6:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by Wilgrea7(m): 8:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
More hank ass kissing tomorrow
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by Wilgrea7(m): 8:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
More hank ass kissing tomorrow


noillebnoj... i don't even know where to start with you... copy nd paste atheist cool
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 8:39pm On Jan 14, 2017
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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:00pm On Jan 14, 2017
KingEbukasBlog how long have you been kissing hanks ass
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:00pm On Jan 14, 2017
KingEbukasBlog for how long have you been kissing hanks ass
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:03pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
KingEbukasBlog for how long have you been kissing hanks ass

Therefore God does not exist ?

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:05pm On Jan 14, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


Therefore God does not exist ?
you don't reply a question with a question smiley
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:06pm On Jan 14, 2017
Pidgin2 love please stop kissing hanks ass
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:07pm On Jan 14, 2017
felixomor was it your pornography addiction that led you too the ass of hank smiley

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:08pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
you don't reply a question with a question smiley

Ok . I have not kissed anybody's ass literally or metaphorically

Therefore , God does not exist ?

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:09pm On Jan 14, 2017
Anas09 why do you get angry when we tell you to stop kissing hanks ass
Have you seen hank before
You seem so sure
What is the colour of his ass
Is it rainbow?
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


Ok . I have not kissed anybody's ass literally or metaphorically

Therefore , God does not exist ?
have you seen the Abrahamic God like the way he was seen in the days of old
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 11:10pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
felixomor was it your pornography addiction that led you too the ass of hank smiley

Be healed in Jesus name.
I can see this thing has affected u even more than i thought.

Be healed...
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:12pm On Jan 14, 2017
Lennycool hahn randompersom
What made you stop kissing hanks ass
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:13pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
have you seen the Abrahamic God like the way he was seen in the days of old

You didn't respond to my question : Therefore God does not exist ?

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:15pm On Jan 14, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


You didn't respond to my question : Therefore God does not exist ?
the Abrahamic God is not God na
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:18pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
the Abrahamic God is not God na

Let me rephrase the question : Therefore , the creator of the universe does not exist ?
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by jonbellion(m): 11:20pm On Jan 14, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


Let me rephrase the question : Therefore , the creator of the universe does not exist ?
we can't know smiley
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:23pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
we can't know smiley

Then your thread pointless grin

As usual smiley
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by Nobody: 11:23pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
Lennycool hahn randompersom
What made you stop kissing hanks ass
I read a lot and always had a high regard for science and questioning all things.
Plus Christianity was restricting my goals in life, especially the really conservative one I was raised in.
I still believed in hell then but just stopped fearing it. I was like shiiit, Its not like I'll be alone there. I have to just live my life.
That's when hanks ass stop tasting so sweet, I had my own life to live.
So I became irreligious and later as I read more agnostic, and then after a day reading a certain blog I became an atheist.
Now all I want to do is go back to my former ass kissing days and kick myself in the ass.
I'll totally be like.
"You're kissing ass you idiot."
grin grin
But I will not lie. Hanks ass sure tasted mighty fine then
grin
No wonder felixomor and kingebukasblog can't take their lips of it.

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