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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jan 14, 2017
jonbellion:
felixomor was it your pornography addiction that led you too the ass of hank smiley
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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 11:24pm On Jan 14, 2017
Lennycool:

I read a lot and always had a high regard for science and questioning all things.
Plus Christianity was restricting my goals in life, especially the really conservative one I was raised in.
I still believed in hell then but just stopped fearing it. I was like shiiit, Its not like I'll be alone there. I have to just live my life.
That's when hanks ass stop tasting so sweet, I had my own life to live.
So I became irreligious and later as I read more agnostic, and then after a day reading a certain blog I became an atheist.
Now all I want to do is go back to my former ass kissing days and kick myself in the ass.
I'll totally be like.
"You're kissing ass you idiot."
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But I will not lie. Hanks ass sure tasted mighty fine then
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No wonder felixomor and kingebukasblog can't take their lips of it.


If u cant assemble soomething sensible, why mention me?

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 8:27am On Jan 17, 2017
felixomor:


If u cant assemble soomething sensible, why mention me?


Guy, how far? I heard that you're deep in hank's ass


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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 9:43am On Jan 17, 2017
JackBizzle:



Guy, how far? I heard that you're deep in hank's ass


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Well, maybe true

Some people "hear" demons.
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 9:45am On Jan 17, 2017
felixomor:


Well, maybe true

Some people "hear" demons.


I have heard it all! shocked shocked shocked


First, spirit spouses

And now, demon whisperers!!!



Una christians don high from Hanks smelling anus!!
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 9:47am On Jan 17, 2017
JackBizzle:



I have heard it all! shocked shocked shocked


First, spirit spouses

And now, demon whisperers!!!



Una christians don high from Hanks smelling anus!!

Try washing ur ears with anointing oil.
I am happy u confessed without prayers
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 11:58am On Jan 17, 2017
felixomor:


Try washing ur ears with anointing oil.
I am happy u confessed without prayers

Try washing your mouth with disinfectant. Too much $hit from kissing hanks' ass
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 12:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
JackBizzle:


Try washing your mouth with disinfectant. Too much $hit from kissing hanks' ass

Says the one who hears demons.
I m still glad u were not pressured to confess.

Honestly

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 12:02pm On Jan 17, 2017
felixomor:


Says the one who hears demons.
I m still glad u were not pressured to confess.

Honestly

Confess to what?

Demons that i do not believe in?
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 12:04pm On Jan 17, 2017
JackBizzle:


Confess to what?

Demons that i do not believe in?



U dont have to believe to hear them.

Its the default setting for an unsaved soul..

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 12:08pm On Jan 17, 2017
felixomor:



U dont have to believe to hear them.

Its the default setting for an unsaved soul..


What makes you think you are a saved soul?

Your hatred for atheists?
Your dislike for anything not christian?
You overall ignorance?
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 12:09pm On Jan 17, 2017
JackBizzle:



What makes you think you are a saved soul?

Your hatred for atheists?
Your dislike for anything not christian?
You overall ignorance?

Get behind me, satan
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 12:33pm On Jan 17, 2017
felixomor:


Get behind me, satan


Ah...the devil is already inside you.....


....every time you spread hate against atheists- he is with you
.....every time you look down on no-christian religions- he is with you
.....every time you lie for you religion- he is with you.
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by akintom(m): 12:44pm On Jan 17, 2017
jonbellion:


KISSING HANK'S ASS

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
At first, you assumed these folks are sensible and honest. You soon discovered how arrogant and patronizing they are.


jonbellion:

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."
They take undue liberty to disturb your privacy and sensibility.



jonbellion:

John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"
The apologists comes up every now and then, with tales of heaven and earth trips. They see bliss in their hallucinatory state.


jonbellion:

Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"
The blind faith syndrome is the assurance.


jonbellion:

Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight from Him..."
They claim hank talks to them, but just only their deluded mind.



jonbellion:

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Yet they bug you with such idiotic fairy fiction.
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 12:56pm On Jan 17, 2017
JackBizzle:



Ah...the devil is already inside you.....


....every time you spread hate against atheists- he is with you
.....every time you look down on no-christian religions- he is with you
.....every time you lie for you religion- he is with you.



U dont even know the commonest of bible verses?

Am i surprised?
No.

Again, get behind me

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by JackBizzle: 1:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
felixomor:


U dont even know the commonest of bible verses?

Am i surprised?
No.

Again, get behind me


What is so special about the bible?
Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by felixomor: 1:16pm On Jan 17, 2017
JackBizzle:



What is so special about the bible?


Everything

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by Seun(m): 1:28pm On Jan 17, 2017

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Re: Kissing Hanks Ass: A Look At Religious Thinking by LMandela(m): 12:04pm On Apr 07, 2017
Now, when you see/hear people talk shit you start wondering what they 've been smokin, well, what do you expect from anyone that kisses hanks ass everyday of his life?
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