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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by AlamienDagash(m): 12:18am On Jan 22, 2017
Bruh u gotta knw
am in luv with precious hope u wont be jealous grin nyc work #TeamTemyTurner
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 8:08am On Jan 22, 2017
YungTemy:

Irionor... Lol. So xolocious, you like Irabor bread abi?... Boss, that bread soft die.

It's my favourite... No be only u like better thing oh...
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 8:22am On Jan 22, 2017
YungTemy:

Yewande baby... Fine babe grin

Dtobs asked me not to talk to U again. Am on this thread to read ur lovely update and cos of my baby boo.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Gabbyraze(m): 10:53am On Jan 22, 2017
Lol this kin pastor fit change person mindset, that's y Pentecostal church dey use style tire me
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Dapo97(m): 12:51pm On Jan 22, 2017
boffinjay:
maw!
bruh y u quote everyfin naw..
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 1:25pm On Jan 22, 2017
Yewandequeen:



No sweet,ure so correct. Have been quite since a fan of my ex bf yungtemy complained we have turned the thread to love site.
Good baby, let's make things cool! wink and quiet.

BTW: the meal was awesome, you are really the best cook. Let's see in za oza room! wink
Yewandequeen:


Dtobs asked me not to talk to U again. Am on this thread to read ur lovely update and cos of my baby boo.
Yungtemmy, you should be contented with those your street gal nag.. .lol. cheesy
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 1:29pm On Jan 22, 2017
Yungtemmy, wetin u see? Oya come and tell us oooo..

Abi u don enter another gbege? cheesy grin grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jan 22, 2017
Dapo97:
bruh y u quote everyfin naw..
sowie.twas unintetional
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by henryderek: 5:47pm On Jan 22, 2017
cheesy
YungTemy:

no be lie, but I hear say for March Dubai 5 star hotels dey always full o. How bout Las Vegas.. Na just suggestion o, but anyhow sha. I go sponsor Angelinastto and Yewandequeen flight ticket.

Lol grin grin grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by manero93(m): 9:37pm On Jan 22, 2017
u na dey try ur best, infact i dey enjoy urna story well well, temy ride on..................................
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:52pm On Jan 22, 2017
I boarded a bike heading straight to Thompsons house. Although this wasn't part of my plans for that day, but I couldn't just let my friend down over a girl that I just met yesterday. (That's the Bro code). When the Motorcyclist turned towards the direction of Thompsons street, I could observe Thompson trying to buy something from an Aboki shop very close to his house, so I stopped the bike when we got to where he was. Thompson had loosed weight. He was so skinny and I began to wonder deep in my mind ''what If heavy breeze blew, na this guy go follow the breeze go?. if care is not taking, na so he go take go o. This na serious matter''. Thompson clearly possessed the exact description of Wiz Kallifa. Thin, dark and tall.
Thompson: Hey Temy my guy (shaking me)
Me: bros, I dey o. Wetin dey xup na?
Thompson: oh boy, as I dey here so o ehn. Na milk, i wan go buy o.
Me: you wan drink tea this evening?
I could see, Thompson holding a huge loaf of bread in a nylon bag. He collected the milk, from the Mallam and bid him goodbye in hausa.
Thompson: No be for me o. Na for one of my bros like that wey pass out not too long.
Me: how manage. Who be the guy?
Thompson: The guy go take 5 refnol, codine and 7 jombos of kush. The guy dey follow me do competition. He dey form Jagaban nahim kush nack am for head o. Na so the guy take OFF.
Me: Na wa o. No be small thing o.
Thompson: abeg make we enter house. I cook rice o. Hope you go chop?
Me: yes na. Your boy dey H o. I hope say chicken dey inside.
Thomson: Noo I forget to put Chicken o. Na human head I con put.
Me: you be idiot.
We strolled slowly to Thompsons house. We knocked at the door repeatedly but no one opened.
Me: na who go con help us open this door now?
Thompson: my guy been dey inside na. Anyway sha, I get the spare keys.
Thompson opened the door for me to enter. I walked into Thompsons room. The room was neatly furnished with a huge plasma on the wall and a statue of Bob Marley at the side of wall.
Me: where the guy wey you been dey yan about?
Thompson: na him be that wey dey near that bed side.
Me: na wa o. Which kind highness con be this one now?
I walked closer to observe who the person was. But to my greatest surprise. It was Eric. Eric was the jehovah witness dude who came with Sarah to my house to preach the gospel to me. Eric was gone, like OFFED. I couldn't even see his eyes has they were darkened with the after effect of drugs and kush. He just laid there on the ground, talking to himself.
Me: Eric Eric.. How manage you take off like this?
Thomson: he no fit hear you, the guy don off.
''Nawa o. And no be this guy dey preach to me that year'' i tot silently.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Fernandowski(m): 10:06pm On Jan 22, 2017
Hehehehe


you just made me remember the nick name My girlfriend calls me..... Wiz Khalifa of course cus am very tall and skinny




ride on temy
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Gabbyraze(m): 10:40pm On Jan 22, 2017
I remember this kin highness, na only weed fit bring am...chai university days, well done bros
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 8:32am On Jan 23, 2017
cheesy cheesy
Yungtemmy.. .kudos!! !Abeg make the update faster.. .cant wait to laugh out loud!! !

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Dapo97(m): 9:57am On Jan 23, 2017
nice 1 dey temy..Eric knws d way forward.gringrin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by lukman885(m): 1:02pm On Jan 23, 2017
Finally Ah don catch up. I troway salute for u boss.. Bt at a tym no tym o, u loss guard big tym wey u let dt guy wey nail ur beb go Scot free. Walai if na me him must Colet o.
..e must pay wetin im price. I de vex temmy
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by micbreezy7(m): 9:06pm On Jan 23, 2017
lukman885:
Finally Ah don catch up. I troway salute for u boss.. Bt at a tym no tym o, u loss guard big tym wey u let dt guy wey nail ur beb go Scot free. Walai if na me him must Colet o.
..e must pay wetin im price. I de vex temmy
No be lié Bros.....forgiveness na sin if u understand
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by CDCEO001: 9:24pm On Jan 23, 2017
Been following from the first post, i think this is actually my first comment here.
Keep it up!
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by slimkhan(m): 9:43pm On Jan 23, 2017
Kai , u no go kill persn wel wel

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by dannybomb(m): 9:48pm On Jan 23, 2017
yungtemy, u never learn your lesson, leave girls alone oh. abeg come kwetinue
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 5:51am On Jan 24, 2017
Gabbyraze:
I remember this kin highness, na only weed fit bring am...chai university days, well done bros
lolz... Boss I hailo grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 5:51am On Jan 24, 2017
Fernandowski:
Hehehehe


you just made me remember the nick name My girlfriend calls me..... Wiz Khalifa of course cus am very tall and skinny




ride on temy
oshey.. Thanks boss

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 5:54am On Jan 24, 2017
dannybomb:
yungtemy, u never learn your lesson, leave girls alone oh. abeg come kwetinue
lolz... *No Woman No Cry* singing Bob Marley song
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by henryderek: 6:50am On Jan 24, 2017
Yungtemy, I'm begining to suspect you concerning girls matter... Too much of thigs are not good for health o, eazi I beg of u... If u indulged in alcohol na to spend ur lst card o.. Kudos to you, I promised u that I will folllow the trend till rapture take place. Morning grin grin grin

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:10am On Jan 24, 2017
DTOBS:
cheesy cheesy
Yungtemmy.. .kudos!! !Abeg make the update faster.. .cant wait to laugh out loud!! !
boss.. You too much. I go update very soon. I hail o
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:15am On Jan 24, 2017
micbreezy7:
No be lié Bros.....forgiveness na sin if u understand
boss F*@k up no dey sour.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:18am On Jan 24, 2017
CDCEO001:
Been following from the first post, i think this is actually my first comment here.
Keep it up!
thank you for reading
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:19am On Jan 24, 2017
henryderek:
Yungtemy, I'm begining to suspect you concerning girls matter... Too much of thigs are not good for health o, eazi I beg of u... If u indulged in alcohol na to spend ur lst card o.. Kudos to you, I promised u that I will folllow the trend till rapture take place. Morning grin grin grin
morning boss. And Ryt now, I don give up on girls. #TRUEFact

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 7:25am On Jan 24, 2017
lukman885:
Finally Ah don catch up. I troway salute for u boss.. Bt at a tym no tym o, u loss guard big tym wey u let dt guy wey nail ur beb go Scot free. Walai if na me him must Colet o.
..e must pay wetin im price. I de vex temmy
lolz... Bros abeg no vex o.. grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by micbreezy7(m): 9:30am On Jan 24, 2017
YungTemy:

boss F*@k up no dey sour.
True talk....even if e sour dem d warm am...but Abeg drop it like is hot
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by henryderek: 12:17pm On Jan 24, 2017
YungTemy:
morning boss. And Ryt now, I don give up on girls. #TRUEFact
I trust u, so aw is studies?

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by collinometricx: 2:02pm On Jan 24, 2017
Yungtemy hafa u Don resume

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