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How School Boys Used To Write Letters To Girls In The 60s,70s & 80s. / How School Boys Used To Write Letters To Girls In Those Good, Old Days! / How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s (hilarious) (2) (3) (4)
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Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Laid2001: 11:00am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Gone are the days! "Ibon ni awon ojoo ni" 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by ostirich(m): 11:06am On Jan 27, 2017 |
those days when a matured lady possibly 30yrs of age will be getting married instead of being happy she will be crying bcs she s leaving her family members behind. and still give birth to the number of babies she want sef. those days are gone 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by kenoz(m): 11:28am On Jan 27, 2017 |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Nobody: 11:32am On Jan 27, 2017 |
femi4: Yeah. Exactly! |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Mrhauxiliary(m): 11:49am On Jan 27, 2017 |
I Doff my halt for the then Professors of Love...
Kudos!
What a morphologist. |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by discman2k2(m): 12:32pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
timmycris: Ur definitely among a new school child. thats y reading hv become a problem to ur Generation. I can bet my next Salary that u cannot read a Newspaper. So, how do u guys expect to b grammatically Improved, & able to speak what u can write? I pity dis generation of smileys, living fake life on social media. 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Okpabana: 12:44pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
@Op, the writer of the letter then was very intelligent. Mine was to just tear any page from one of my uncle's notebooks with something written on it and enveloped same and then sent to the girl. I nerve care to know what was written on the paper. All I wanted was just to send anything that look like letter to my crush. Mind you, then I cud not read neither my crush. I laugh whenever I remember those days. 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by HARDDON: 12:55pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
I still hold the record! Was a RL consultant with a fee attached. success rate: over 90%! the worse experience was wen after constructing the letter for a client, he gave it to a junior to go deliver. on getting to the gurl's class, there was a teacher in the class and the dunce didnt deem it fit to turn back! "Sir, i came to see Senior....." n he was let in but the gut with which the junior expressed himself, told the teacher there must be sometin up. so it was, after delivering the missile, he left. Only for the teacher to notice and asked her to bring the note she just received. after much resistance from her side, and the teacher threatening to punish her, she gave in! and guess what the teacher did? he read the Letter out Loud in front of the Class! oh high heavens. she was stoned...... i cant tell it all 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Jenero200(m): 1:00pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Bulala
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Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by sweettease(f): 1:00pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
HARDDON:So you guys collaborated to embarrass an innocent girl... Issokay |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by jaszplus12(m): 1:12pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Kaiiiii!! I almost finish de water in my eyes with laugh o! I can remember how we had to seek our friends to help us finish the grammar just to be sure it was perfect!! Kai!! OP thank you for this reminder...I'm going to show it to my wife and my colleagues!! |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by ikemesit4477: 1:20pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Emma003:can we meet under the mango tree beside mama nkiru house by 5pm? 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by sneak3(m): 2:43pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Tastemoney: My only problem with this letter is the fact that d OP ended the letter With my Name 'segun' 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by nightingalee: 3:08pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
... I still write Love letters. |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
wHyyyyyyyyyY:early 80's |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by alaskido(m): 3:31pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
These days when your girlfriend go send you wattsapp chat all will be in short hand. Even those wey study shorthand for secretarial college no fit break down the message. 2 Likes |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by timmycris(m): 3:37pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
discman2k2:this quote is even long to read bro! |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by mrgreen4real(m): 3:38pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
:Ddraw the shape of love with arrow passing through it |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by samazagudu(m): 4:03pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
even in the said new era, I would used this letter and win the heart of a beautiful girl.lol 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by cooldipo(m): 4:18pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
I have some love letter and cards dating back to 2003.....about 20 in number......i am tempted to serialized them here or on a blog........ Still not decided yet |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Emma003: Today after all this wahala, he would have gotten a reply and when opens the letter all he would see is ""kk" Or "hmmm" |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Gangster1ms: 5:02pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Emma003: And she will reply, Dear Honey My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time. How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.. My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie. If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today. Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood. COURTESY Titi 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by whizzyjohn(m): 5:38pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
i remember that day the girl i was crushing for discovered the letter i wrote for her in my locker,because i was afraid to give it to her,,men i was cold |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Longman6(m): 6:14pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
At school, July 10, 1964 Dearest Queen Risi: I am one hundred percent certain that this letter meets you in a fabulous state of anatomy and metabolism. If so, eternal gratitude to our Creator. If not, I am the only doctor in town for the Queen. Oh beautiful Queen! The geography of your body is perfect. Your body is full of milk and honey, your fingers are richer than gold, your eyes see better than the moon and sun, your head contains more wisdom than the sea can hold water. Queen Risi is the model of perfection, accepted by all the angels, created by God on a Sunday when He had no time for other duties. You are the last Queen created by God. Other women that came after you are servants of the Queen. Risi, I know that you are always busy, the Queen that has a kingdom to rule. Without a King, a Queen is useless. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of importance which has bothered my soul. This matter is so important. Even as I am writing, my soul is shaking, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind and body is pointing everywhere at the same time. Queen Risi, you need a King. Queen Risi, you are the only one I see at school, at home, and on the road. The mirror in my eyes has only your divine image, your majesty, your throne. I see you in my dream everyday. When I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, the only mosquito in my net, the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment. To go straight to the point. I want to be your King. I want to wake up in the morning and see only the Queen. You should be the only grey matter of my system, the wall clock of my room, the only oxygen in my head, the only rock in my universe, the only river whose water I can drink. My sweetest, dearest, talented, fantastic, fondest, extraordinary paragon of beauty, be mine today, be mine tomorrow, be mine for ever. Let us live and die together, buried in the Garden of Eden with our love. Say Yes, Queen Risi. Only a weak Queen says No. Listen to what the Lord says. He says we should ask and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock and it will be Herbs & Charms 179 open unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nineteen hundred and sixty-four, asking, seeking and knocking at the door of the only Queen. Open the door so that thy servant may enter. Queen Risi means love itself; the noun, pronoun, metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, conjunction and the adverb of love. Life has no meaning to me if I cannot wake up in the morning and behold your beautiful face, your long legs, your angelic eyes, your majestic lips, your fantabulous head, your smile. You are a wise Queen. You realize the mountain that I want to climb, the ocean I want to swim, the desert I want to cross. If you say no, there will be no King for the Queen. My life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a cow without horns, a car without a driver, a cup without tea, a town without people. Queen Risi, I am Adam, you are Eve. If you say no, I will not be alive to finish reading your reply. In fact I will kill myself. What is life without Queen Risi? A man without love is like a fish out of water. Queen Risi, reply today through the bearer. God’s time is the best. This is the time for the Queen to meet the King. God has united us in the Garden of Eden. What God has put together let no man put asunder. A woman without a man is like a field without seed. From one and only, Sali Kasali Your beloved, faithful, loyal, loving king 1 Like |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 9:11pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Nma27:lol funny. U wey dem born early 90s |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by TrapHedges(m): 9:26pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
TGod i wasnt born den bro |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
wHyyyyyyyyyY:I hear ya... |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by ChuksEmmy25(m): 11:19am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Hahahahahahahahah Wao 9ce 1 @ if d girl no agree den she needs immediate deliverance Emma003: |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by laudate: 9:21pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
Longman6: Chisos!! Osanobua! Tamuno!! Chukwu biko!! See as you take one letter, scatter the mind of one small girl called Risi. And what was Risi's reply? I dey suspect say na you write love letter to my neighbour's sister, that time we dey for boundary junction, near Minna. Unfortunately, the letter fell into her father's hands by mistake, and he flogged her silly. Tell me the truth: "Did you end up marrying Risi, after all these grammatical gymnastics, in your love letter?" |
Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by Longman6(m): 2:09pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
laudate: Risi did not even read the letter, she tore it immediately the emissary delivered it to her. That letter was adopted from a memoir written by African's most referenced author Toyin Falola titled: a mouth sweater than salt 1 Like |
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