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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 4:09pm On Jan 29, 2017
amicable09:

Hahahaha.
It's Airtel o. After porting from MTN to Airtel and then back to MTN cheesy, I think they hold a grudge against me. It has to be a personal beef tongue. Tolu will make a good case out of this, let's table the matter before him cos I smell the billions already cheesy

Lol @ a tale of peppered tongue grin grin grin
Ah! Don't bring back the memory cheesy. Good thing I went with others who kept giving me the ginger... lol. It was so dramatic cheesy
The name has been given and I can assure you on Tolu's honor that the billions is halfway here already lipsrsealed grin We have more than enough to prove it's nothing but a personal beef

The only way to shelf that memory away is to bury it with the sand of another one. Let's say you try dog meat...it doesn't have plenty pepper grin

Edit: Opening two pages in a row is not a small something...I should aim a hat trick cool
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 4:21pm On Jan 29, 2017
Hurray!!!

I just saw Karleone somewhere today as a loner oooo! February is gonna be good! cheesy

I can feel it in my ears! grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Udochee(m): 4:28pm On Jan 29, 2017
amicable09
lol @ amala + ewedu..i can only imagine the feeling. when you remember the "broom" that was used to prepare the ewedu you will just get a turn off. but amala na correct chow anytime,any day



proudolodo

your ginger no get part 2.

tolusan
hope you enjoyed the ofe owerri. there's a special song for that soup oo. translating to English it means if you don't have money/if you ain't rich, you can't eat/lick owerri soup..just a sic

show me a boy that doesnt like food & i will show you men that eat for africa. first time i tasted "ofe akwu" it was a sight to behold, never regretted it. hoping to try "starch + banga soup" (wish list).

happy sunday to everyone

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 4:28pm On Jan 29, 2017
amicable09:
Hurray!!!

I just saw Karleone somewhere today as a loner oooo! February is gonna be good! cheesy

I can feel it in my ears! grin

Hmmm.. What was he wearing??

Sure! February will be great.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 4:28pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

The name has been given and I can assure you on Tolu's honor that the billions is halfway here already lipsrsealed grin We have more than enough to prove it's nothing but a personal beef

The only way to shelf that memory away is to bury it with the sand of another one. Let's say you try dog meat...it doesn't have plenty pepper grin

Edit: Opening two pages in a row is not a small something...I should aim a hat trick cool
Lol.
Stop stealing my new pages!
I really don't like this deprivation you are causing me to experience. It is vexing me to my bones! tongue

For this reason, I'll go and lick pepper! cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 4:38pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:


Introduction?...Naaahhh. Well, except you're introducing "HER" to us wink It's been many months from my end here too brov. Glad to know an olodo's moniker still managed to stick somewhere in the middle of dem Sections and Sub-sections different laws smiley

I wish you and all of my e-buddies in the e-house a great year 2017!....ksstroud, abimbex07, amicable09, jazmyinne, lastmumu, wroskian, adeaks, abimbawealth, ladyf, stevostical, fixedroot, karleone...every everyone


Boss how far nah...'tis been ages...did you relocate to the Pluto Mars?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 4:40pm On Jan 29, 2017
karleone:


Hmmm.. What was he wearing??

Sure! February will be great.
Happy Birthday in advance...
Oga we gat to chop something ooo...
no go form #Broke here ooo...we know as e dey go ooo...
#Organize....

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 4:42pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Lol

Yea. You searched and he wanted to be found. But somehow you were whisked away before the finding happens embarassed I'm sure nuttie Sleep is responsible for that angry But anyway, how was your adventure with Sleep the Peeve?

Lolz don't mind sleep jaare

The adventure wasn't quite interesting.... Kept having nightmares embarassed
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 4:43pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne and Amicable09
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don't lemme "tear my gutter"....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 4:44pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:


Chisos! I'm in trouble. Ewo! Eez just a crush na. I'm not going to interfere with your "title". Thanks I dont need water. Dem give me water. Jazmiynne come and take this angry someborri away o.

He has calmed down now.... Have no fear cheesy

Hello my learned colleague grin

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 4:45pm On Jan 29, 2017
Udochee:

lol @ amala + ewedu..i can only imagine the feeling. when you remember the "broom" that was used to prepare the ewedu you will just get a turn off. but amala na correct chow anytime,any day
Lol. Udo after eating that day, I left with a new determination to learn how to prepare the soup. I bought the amala flour and told my neighbor to teach me how to make the soup.

On the D Day, she knocked on my door and invited me for the Home Economics practical cheesy. Then she started to rinse this very short broom. I wasn't prepared for that shock... lol. I was like, how do I go back home to PH with all the ingredients and broom to my mother, lol. The woman go just pursue me. cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 4:45pm On Jan 29, 2017
ksstroud:
Jazmiynne and Amicable09
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don't lemme "tear my gutter"....

Me? How? Why? Where? In what manner? Edakun ayam lost
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ksstroud: 4:47pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Me? How? Why? Where? In what manner? Edakun ayam lost

'WH' questions...

I am not saying that which my mind wishes to say.....
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 4:56pm On Jan 29, 2017
Udochee:

lol @ amala + ewedu..i can only imagine the feeling. when you remember the "broom" that was used to prepare the ewedu you will just get a turn off. but amala na correct chow anytime,any day

your ginger no get part 2.

hope you enjoyed the ofe owerri. there's a special song for that soup oo. translating to English it means if you don't have money/if you ain't rich, you can't eat/lick owerri soup..just a sic

show me a boy that doesnt like food & i will show you men that eat for africa. first time i tasted "ofe akwu" it was a sight to behold, never regretted it. hoping to try "starch + banga soup" (wish list).

happy sunday to everyone
Lol...Boss I hail o. All I see all over your post is a man with strong First Class Honours degree in Foodology from the University of Foodville cool

Happy Sunday to you too sir
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 4:59pm On Jan 29, 2017
amicable09:

Lol.
Stop stealing my new pages!
I really don't like this deprivation you are causing me to experience. It is vexing me to my bones! tongue

For this reason, I'll go and lick pepper! cheesy
That's the best news today. Please there's this one they call cameroun pepper or somtin...try that one. I learnt it's good food + medicine for bone-infested vexing grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 5:03pm On Jan 29, 2017
ksstroud:

Boss how far nah...'tis been ages...did you relocate to the Pluto Mars?
Big boss/she-boss ksstroud...twas a temp voyage to the red planet. On my way from Mars, I have searched all over the galaxy for you. Even abimbawealth couldn't tell where you were. Good to e-see you here! smiley
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 5:07pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:

Lolz don't mind sleep jaare
The adventure wasn't quite interesting.... Kept having nightmares embarassed
Ouch! that sleep is now a double offender and will answer for it. Let me share my secret with you...top top secret o. Just lick honey before going to bed and you'll always get sweet dreams wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 5:11pm On Jan 29, 2017
ksstroud:


'WH' questions...

I am not saying that which my mind wishes to say.....

Lolz pls do say.... Ayam listening
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 5:13pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Ouch! that sleep is now a double offender and will answer for it. Let me share my secret with you...top top secret o. Just lick honey before going to bed and you'll always get sweet dreams wink

Awwwww how kind! I would just that tonight. Perhaps the honey would help slay the demons
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ProudOlodo: 5:14pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Awwwww how kind! I would just that tonight. Perhaps the honey would help slay the demons
Exactly...it's sweetling to the damsel, sword to the dragon
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Udochee(m): 5:28pm On Jan 29, 2017
amicable09:

then she started to rinse this very short broom. I wasn't prepared for that shock... lol. I was like, how do I go back home to PH with all the ingredients and broom to my mother, lol. The woman go just pursue me.
"but you were determined to try out some catering practical"...lol @ the bolded


ProudOlodo:

Lol...Boss I hail o. All I see all over your post is a man with strong First Class Honours degree in Foodology from the University of Foodville
see degree, abeg the small bsc wey i get don do me oo, i no want double honors.
padi mi wetin man go do na. you need to eat for the journey ahead.


Jazmiynne
nwanyi oma kwanu. how far with you...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by abimbawealth(f): 5:38pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Big boss/she-boss kss.troud...twas a temp voyage to the red planet. On my way from Mars, I have searched all over the galaxy for you. Even abimbawea.lth couldn't tell where you were. Good to e-see you here! smiley
Oga boss, don't mind that guy jor...

Happy New Week
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 5:41pm On Jan 29, 2017
ksstroud:
Happy Birthday in advance... Oga we gat to chop something ooo... no go form #Broke here ooo...we know as e dey go ooo... #Organize....
Hahahaha.. Kss you won't kee me o! Don't bother about the choppinz. It's a work in progress.
Amicable09, oya coman explanation yasef..
Happy Sunday Jazmiynne

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


He has calmed down now.... Have no fear cheesy

Hello my learned colleague grin

You sure? Or he has not found the right kind of gun yet. So will you now see me in chambers so we can do the necessary introductions. wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jan 29, 2017
Udochee:

lol @ amala + ewedu..i can only imagine the feeling. when you remember the "broom" that was used to prepare the ewedu you will just get a turn off. but amala na correct chow anytime,any day




your ginger no get part 2.


hope you enjoyed the ofe owerri. there's a special song for that soup oo. translating to English it means if you don't have money/if you ain't rich, you can't eat/lick owerri soup..just a sic

show me a boy that doesnt like food & i will show you men that eat for africa. first time i tasted "ofe akwu" it was a sight to behold, never regretted it. hoping to try "starch + banga soup" (wish list).

happy sunday to everyone

Hey pal. I did enjoy the soup thoroughly. Wetin man go do na grin
Cheers
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 5:54pm On Jan 29, 2017
ProudOlodo:

Exactly...it's sweetling to the damsel, sword to the dragon

Runs off to get a honey pot cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 5:56pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:

So will you now see me in chambers so we can do the necessary introductions. wink

Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee definitely.... What time my lord? And which of the Chambers?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 5:57pm On Jan 29, 2017
karleone:

Happy Sunday Jazmiynne

Thanks Engr Karl

How was the past week?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee definitely.... What time my lord? And which of the Chambers?

How dare she desecrate My Lords temporal with small letters and strike through?! Contempt! This court finds you guilty of contempt and youvare hereby sentenced to 3 months community service in His Lordship's chambers. There shall be no right of appeal arising from thsi judgment. I so hold.

This court will rise!
Storms out of thread.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:01pm On Jan 29, 2017
Udochee:

nwanyi oma kwanu. how far with you...

Ezigbo enyi! I really don't know howfa with me.... How near? Maybe that I can tell.... Near enough to the brink of confusion. But in all, O ga di rinma.... It's a playback of ometala buru... Unfortunately it's a scene where the ibu buru ibu and can sometimes si ezigbo ike
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jazmiynne: 6:03pm On Jan 29, 2017
tolusan:


How dare she desecrate My Lords temporal with small letters and strike through?! Contempt! This court finds you guilty of contempt and youvare hereby sentenced to 3 months community service in His Lordship's chambers. There shall be no right of appeal arising from thsi judgment. I so hold.

This court will rise!
Storms out of thread.

I plead guilty My Lord but it was an error in ignorance. However, since My Lord has spoken and indeed ignorance is not an excuse, would My Lord be kind enough to expatiate on the details of this community service?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jan 29, 2017
Jazmiynne:


I plead guilty My Lord but it was an error in ignorance. However, since My Lord has spoken and indeed ignorance is not an excuse, would My Lord be kind enough to expatiate on the details of this community service?

You would report at my Chambers in Lagos for duty (as I may from time to time determine) and also travel with me during this period. grin grin grin grin grin Don't worry you'd be safe.

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