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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by QuietHammer(m): 4:24pm On Jan 27, 2017
LegalBaby:
Dude always getting convicted its almost like his second home grin
Your hairstyle, what's it called?
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by armadeo(m): 6:55pm On Jan 27, 2017
Op you are talented..

I think its time to stretch the story.


Write a long one. A full novella for the purpose of entertainment and take it from there.

It's time.

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by LegalBaby(f): 10:26pm On Jan 27, 2017
QuietHammer:

Your hairstyle, what's it called?
Updo braids
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by QuietHammer(m): 6:20am On Jan 28, 2017
LegalBaby:
Updo braids
It's beautiful
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by escapefromusa(f): 11:40am On Jan 28, 2017
Naijasinglegirl:
I live around the ‘extra lands’ off the mainland and when I tell people my location, toasters to be specific, they be like, “Too bad!”
Naijasinglegirl:

The worst of them are the ones that offer free lifts. You’d be minding your business at a bus stop on the Island, patiently waiting for an Oshodi bound vehicle so you can take a BRT from Oshodi to Agbado Ijaiye and later the 20 minutes okada ride from the bus stop at Agbado Ijaiye to your own Lagos when a guy in a camry would pull up and say, “Can I give you a ride home?”
OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS?



Finally, a girl with a sense of humor .... ROTFLMAO

Visited the blog, maybe you should try a different color scheme ?

following on twirra
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by LegalBaby(f): 2:28pm On Jan 28, 2017
thanks,love it too and your siggy is thrilling
QuietHammer:
It's beautiful grin
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by danthamccoy(m): 2:42pm On Jan 28, 2017
NSG. Hilarious as usual.
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by QuietHammer(m): 3:24pm On Jan 28, 2017
LegalBaby:
thanks,love it too
and your siggy is thrilling
grin
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by IamLucy(f): 10:27pm On Jan 29, 2017
totally Hysterical
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Kobicove(m): 6:56am On Jan 31, 2017
Funny but true cheesy
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by LegalBaby(f): 10:40am On Feb 01, 2017
QuietHammer:
grin
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by BrownCookie(f): 8:40pm On Feb 02, 2017
Anaeme nu.... grin grin grin
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Icon79(m): 8:42pm On Feb 02, 2017
Why would you do Ikorodu/Ikoyi relationships when women boku for Ikoyi?

It's only when there's a scarcity that we manage those long distance thing. Other than that, the whole long distance thing ain't ideal o.


O pari
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by ylaa(f): 8:42pm On Feb 02, 2017
u don't mean it
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Ajibel(m): 8:43pm On Feb 02, 2017
enniewest:
But seriously that Ikorodu is just too far ,even people living around odonguyan and laspotech side will be claiming Lagos.Lagos ko Lagos ni

Lol. That's wicked of yoh. The day I went to that area I couldn't believe I was still in Lagos
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by NLSniper(m): 8:44pm On Feb 02, 2017
Nma27:
Didn't notice
you are everywhere....u chop dog leg?

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 8:45pm On Feb 02, 2017
I think the op has a pre-selective mindset herself. it's also pre-installed in your memory... work on your mind. sometimes its the burden of the inconvenience to travel the extremes. I stay at Ajah, have an aprtment at Ojodu and crossing over to each other many times is stressful
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 8:45pm On Feb 02, 2017
MISPLACED IDEOLOGIES
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by mantosa(m): 8:46pm On Feb 02, 2017
Excellent writing skills.

I can actually relate having stayed on the island and mainland too.
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 8:47pm On Feb 02, 2017
Lol kinda true tho.
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Sleezwizz: 8:48pm On Feb 02, 2017
enniewest:
But seriously that Ikorodu is just too far ,even people living around odonguyan and laspotech side will be claiming Lagos.Lagos ko Lagos ni

Na wetin make them come claim o? Ogun state?

Is it not under lagos state?

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by AntiWailer: 8:48pm On Feb 02, 2017
Na wa.
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Wize1: 8:48pm On Feb 02, 2017
LegalBaby:
What kind of dance is that on your DP grin
It's called "The Shmoney Dance" grin

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by lexy2014: 8:50pm On Feb 02, 2017
Naijasinglegirl:
I am not sorry I don’t live on the Island. And I don’t live on the mainland either. I live around the ‘extra lands’ off the mainland and when I tell people my location, toasters to be specific, they be like, “Too bad!”
As if Ambode is not the governor in my area.

Boys are willing to do London/Lagos long distance relationships but cannot do common Ikorodu/Ikoyi relationships.
No boy even wants to do Uber for you from your location to a first date meeting on the Island because the cost of a trip is God is Good Motors rate from Lagos to Abia.
You mention where you are living to a prospective toaster and the next thing he says is, “The last time I visited there was 2002.”
Oga who asked you?

A ‘toaster’ would mention an event/party that took place on the island and when you express your disappointment on why you were not invited, he’ll say, “But you are in town now.”
Excuse me?

The worst of them are the ones that offer free lifts. You’d be minding your business at a bus stop on the Island, patiently waiting for an Oshodi bound vehicle so you can take a BRT from Oshodi to Agbado Ijaiye and later the 20 minutes okada ride from the bus stop at Agbado Ijaiye to your own Lagos when a guy in a camry would pull up and say, “Can I give you a ride home?”
OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS?

Sometimes I mention where I am headed and the manner they zoom off is disrespectful.
The time I was stupid enough to accept to be dropped along the way, I regretted. For some of the spoilt Island boys, along the way means the second curve along third mainland bridge or sometimes an unnamed location where you’d wait for a vehicle for one hour and have no choice but to start returning to the bus stop because your routes have been messed up.

Even people living in lbeju Lekki and Ajah outskirts are joining to discriminate mainland people with talks of, “The only thing that takes me to the mainland is the airport”
Ko serious.
At least I don’t have to cross the Atlantic Ocean, queue at four toll gates and pass eight roundabouts before I get home.

You know the most annoying part? The husband materials in these bush areas have refused to date their own. All their girlfriends are based on the Island. Issokay.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/apparently-single-dont-live-island/
babe I de ajah and I don't discriminate mainland babes. Can we date?d island girls don tire sef.their aristo no b here(not all ooo)
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Sleezwizz: 8:50pm On Feb 02, 2017
Udochee:
can't help but laff...some of us that are living in mowe-ofada and claiming lasgidi nko...


Haaaaa, o to laye yin.. Na different world Una dey, no be lagos
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by KingRex1(m): 8:51pm On Feb 02, 2017
Funny piece.
Fact is that life in mainland (ikeja/yaba) is more fun nd dramatic than the island

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by laudate: 8:52pm On Feb 02, 2017
Naijasinglegirl:
I am not sorry I don’t live on the Island. And I don’t live on the mainland either. I live around the ‘extra lands’ off the mainland and when I tell people my location, toasters to be specific, they be like, “Too bad!”
As if Ambode is not the governor in my area.

Boys are willing to do London/Lagos long distance relationships but cannot do common Ikorodu/Ikoyi relationships.
No boy even wants to do Uber for you from your location to a first date meeting on the Island because the cost of a trip is God is Good Motors rate from Lagos to Abia.
You mention where you are living to a prospective toaster and the next thing he says is, “The last time I visited there was 2002.”
Oga who asked you?

A ‘toaster’ would mention an event/party that took place on the island and when you express your disappointment on why you were not invited, he’ll say, “But you are in town now.”
Excuse me?

The worst of them are the ones that offer free lifts. You’d be minding your business at a bus stop on the Island, patiently waiting for an Oshodi bound vehicle so you can take a BRT from Oshodi to Agbado Ijaiye and later the 20 minutes okada ride from the bus stop at Agbado Ijaiye to your own Lagos when a guy in a camry would pull up and say, “Can I give you a ride home?”
OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS?

Sometimes I mention where I am headed and the manner they zoom off is disrespectful.
The time I was stupid enough to accept to be dropped along the way, I regretted. For some of the spoilt Island boys, along the way means the second curve along third mainland bridge or sometimes an unnamed location where you’d wait for a vehicle for one hour and have no choice but to start returning to the bus stop because your routes have been messed up.

Even people living in lbeju Lekki and Ajah outskirts are joining to discriminate mainland people with talks of, “The only thing that takes me to the mainland is the airport”
Ko serious.
At least I don’t have to cross the Atlantic Ocean, queue at four toll gates and pass eight roundabouts before I get home.

You know the most annoying part? The husband materials in these bush areas have refused to date their own. All their girlfriends are based on the Island. Issokay.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/apparently-single-dont-live-island/

ROFLMAO!! cheesy What a fantastic piece. cheesy But wait o, how do you Ikorodu residents who work on the Island, cope??! shocked My friend uses the ferry service from Ikorodu to CMS, and still gets to the office in Marina before those who live in Ajah or Lakowe.

Anyway, your write-up about what people in Ikorodu go through, is almost similar to what babes in Ibeju-Lekki axis also face, on a daily basis. undecided My female colleague had to end a relationship with her bloke who lives in Ikeja, because according to him, coming to see her in Ibeju-Lekki from Ikeja is like going to the opposite end of the earth! cheesy

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by rali123(f): 8:52pm On Feb 02, 2017
So true, I live around Ajuwon but will say am going to town when heading to Oshodi or Mushin, it happens among us living in mainland as well.

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Missmossy(f): 8:52pm On Feb 02, 2017
Quite hilarious, makes sense though but not always true. This is Nigeria, a lot of people don't mind going far for dates. You would hear the location isn't a problem.
Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by hedonistic: 8:53pm On Feb 02, 2017
That's why I like Abuja.... Where the concept of 'one town' holds sway. There's not much of a hassle going to and fro between, say, Garki, Maitama and Wuse 2 - or anywhere between Utako, Jabi, Wuye, Jahi, and the other 'new town' in-between's. No where far for Abuja.

Unless you're talking about the so-called satellite towns, that's a different matter.

But Nigerians too like fakery and fuckery sha. Too much pretentiousness and pseudo class distinctions.

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Re: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Nobody: 8:53pm On Feb 02, 2017
Naijasinglegirl again.... grin grin

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