ArinzechukwuJob:
Pleas pals, someone sent me an email and it came as Addax petroleum email address, and he is asking me to send some document in regards to an Addax job offer. However, one of his requirements is: [b]NEBOSH General Certificate. (National Examination Board of Occupational Safety & Health0 and unfortunately I don't have it. So he is asking me to send #15,000.00 for him so that he will help me to process it. Pleas, friends, anybody heard about this b/4.

ArinzechukwuJob:
Pleas pals, someone sent me an email and it came as Addax petroleum email address, and he is asking me to send some document in regards to an Addax job offer. However, one of his requirements is: [b]NEBOSH General Certificate. (National Examination Board of Occupational Safety & Health0 and unfortunately I don't have it. So he is asking me to send #15,000.00 for him so that he will help me to process it. Pleas, friends, anybody heard about this b/4.

samkori:
Good evening all! Can someone help me? I want to know the level I will start on the CIPM program. I studied biochemistry at my first degree, NIM associate member by examination and want to join CIPM. Pls it's urgent so that I can start classes.

Cristalz:
Seems so long since I've been in here. Good to see more mature minds are coming on board, as in, I'm really learning.

@Muki

Aww, sorry about your project setback. Hope she finds it o.  .  .if you need help sha just holla.

@TKB

I didn't know you're assistant oga o.Abi na relief oga. Seems your working life's one rush of meetings and deadlines. You do 7 to 9? And I thought my hours were long. Find time to de-stress o.  .  .who wants to die young?Lol.
P.S. have you settled the female issue you had?

@lawyer
Welcome to our little kickback zone. I like lawyers 'cause it's so easy to get under their skin and engage them in an argument Kidding. Your job must be pretty stressful too huh?
There was this lawyer dude that came to my office once to get a confirmation letter on his account sent to FBN.  .  .he was so grouchy and grumpy and never smiled. Wonder how that kinda person can charm a judge or a jury.
Hope you're not that type.

Today was tight,despite the fact that I did a half day,beginning at 2pm. Had to attend to some issues affecting the country,lol. It's like everybody had to be at the bank today with issues ranging from new accounts to ODs to mortgages to shares and everything in between.
Was able to cope(like I had a choice) but being on my feet in heels for hours was so not funny.  .  .my back aches
   Coupled with my own workload was most of my boss's.  .  .she kept going from one meeting to the other today and directed most of her desk issues to me. Guess I should be flattered that she believes I'm capable of handling stuff like that, but heck, the stress ain't anything to smile about.

EFCC paid us a visit today to inquire about one of our top-class customers.  .  .sorry guys,can't go into details on that one But mayn, it wasn't a totally funny experience, though twaz very enlightening. CBN sef, any little thing they expect you to report it and the protocols involved in that process just depresses your spirit.Lol.
It's all good though, I enjoyed the pace and energy.  .  .just wish I had a live-in Japanese masseuse.


p.s Abeg people don't be intimidated by these ''big boys'' here o(tkb and co ). No matter what it is you do, even if na armed robbery, please feel free to come in here and share your good and bad moments. So long as it puts food on your table, it's important.

DMeanMan:
I loved this thread....

I remember following throughout my University days with hopes of being able to one day say the 4 Magic words

Welcome to my office

It's sad that a Thread this fine could become so.....

The career section on Nairaland gets only a small fraction when compared to the attention the Job/Vacancy section has. Is it that we now care less of our career and more about "getting a Job"?

Lalasti.clala, I think this thread deserves FP one last time

netotse:
@tkb
if them pumping777, frankiriri, wanajo, aktopgun etc come back to NL i swear i'll give a testimony. . .

@thread
oga isn't around, so everyone is doing their mind , the driver strolled in at 10.30 this morning. . .the kind boredom wey dey do me no get part 2. If this continues, i go begin dey pray make them vandalize something o. . .make boys see work do .

this is a heads up, utorogu gas plant is going to be shut down for upgrading tomorrow, if you dont have fuel for your generators, better go and buy, especially with the NLC warning strike and possible NUPENG strikes coming up. . .

telemployer:
FREELANCE NETWORK AND SYSTEMS ENGINEER ICT/Telecom / Internet / Broadband industry
CODE:: FNSE

A Reputable Telecoms Company is recruiting for FREELANCE NETWORK AND SYSTEMS ENGINEERS in the locations listed below.
Location(s): •All the states in nigeria — Nigeria

JOB DESCRIPTION
Provides technical guidance for directing and monitoring information systems operations.
Designs, builds, and implements network systems.
Directs compilation of records and reports concerning network operations and maintenance. Troubleshoots network performance issues.
Analyzes network traffic and provides capacity planning solutions.
Monitors and responds to complex technical control facility hardware and software problems. Interfaces with vendor support service groups to ensure proper escalation during outages or periods of degraded system performance.
Manages the purchase, testing, installation, and support of network communications, including LAN/MAN/WAN systems.
Performs system-level design and configuration of products including determination of hardware, OS, and other platform specifications. Plans large-scale systems projects through vendor comparison and cost studies.
Performs a variety of systems engineering tasks and activities that are broad in nature and are concerned with major systems design, integration, and implementation, including personnel, hardware, software, budgetary, and support facilities and/or equipment.
Provides quality assurance review and the evaluation of new and existing software products.
Provides assistance and oversight for all information systems operations activities, including computer and telecommunications/communications operations, data entry, data control, LAN/MAN/WAN administration and operations support, operating systems programming, system security policy procedures, and/or web strategy and operations.
Provides input to policy level discussions regarding standards and budget constraints.
Supervises all personnel engaged in the operation and support of network facilities, including all communications equipment on various platforms in large scale or multi-shift operations.
Supervises complex operations that involve two or more
additional functions such as, but not limited to, network operations, systems security, systems software support, and production support activities.
Monitors and responds to hardware, software, and network problems.
Provides the routine testing and analysis of all elements of the network facilities (including power, software, communications machinery, lines, modems, and terminals).
Utilizes software and hardware tools and identifies and diagnoses complex problems and factors affecting network performance.
Troubleshoots network systems when necessary and makes improvements to the network.
Plan, implement, upgrade, or monitor security measures for the protection of computer networks and information.
Ensure appropriate security controls are in place that will safeguard digital files and vital electronic infrastructure.
Respond to computer security breaches and viruses.
EDUCATION
Bachelor/HND/OND or the equivalent experience.
QUALIFICATIONS
1+ years of network engineer experience.

JOB REQUIREMENTS

Experience in an enterprise LAN/MAN/WAN environment.
Experience in network administration and analysis.
Experience working with appropriate complex network administration and maintenance.
Experience working with complex system implementations and organizational processes to include maintaining network system documentation.
Experience maintaining the integrity and security of networks and connected systems.
Experience evaluating vendor products and making recommendations to purchase hardware, software, and coordinating installation.
Experience in developing and monitoring policies and standards related to the use of computing resources.
Experience in developing and implementing testing strategies and documenting results.
Good hands-on experience with Cisco, Huawei, Nokia, Juniper Srx troubleshooting and implementation of Nat, policies and new Tunnels.
Expert level knowledge on Juniper, Cisco Asa and Palo Alto Firewalls.
Troubleshooting experience on IP/MPLS Vpn.
Configure and troubleshooting on Firewall issues.
Expertise in configuring and troubleshooting issues related to routers/switches
Basic Knowledge on Switching and routing in cisco platform's series like 4500, 6500, Asr.
Having a CCNA certification is an added advantage
Basic Knowledge and troubleshooting issues with Mpls.
Replacing the network hardware in case of failures and upgrades.
Coordinating with Isp and clients in case of link failure.
Network connectivity troubleshooting - Documentation of Known error database.
Knowledge Sharing to Team.

Interested and qualified applicants should send their CV and application to telemployer@gmail.com.
Please use the JOB CODE - CODE:FNSE in your subject





ENTRY LEVEL NETWORK AND SYSTEMS ENGINEER ICT/Telecom / Internet / Broadband industry
CODE:: ELNSE-FT

A Reputable Telecoms Company is recruiting for fulltime ENTRY LEVEL ENGINEERS in the locations listed below.
Location(s): •Imo, Abia, Katsina, Enugu, Cross River, Anambra, Akwa Ibom, Abuja Ebonyi — Nigeria
JOB DESCRIPTION
Provides technical guidance for directing and monitoring information systems operations.
Designs, builds, and implements network systems.
Directs compilation of records and reports concerning network operations and maintenance. Troubleshoots network performance issues.
Analyzes network traffic and provides capacity planning solutions.
Monitors and responds to complex technical control facility hardware and software problems. Interfaces with vendor support service groups to ensure proper escalation during outages or periods of degraded system performance.
Manages the purchase, testing, installation, and support of network communications, including LAN/MAN/WAN systems.
Performs system-level design and configuration of products including determination of hardware, OS, and other platform specifications. Plans large-scale systems projects through vendor comparison and cost studies.
Performs a variety of systems engineering tasks and activities that are broad in nature and are concerned with major systems design, integration, and implementation, including personnel, hardware, software, budgetary, and support facilities and/or equipment.
Provides quality assurance review and the evaluation of new and existing software products.
Provides assistance and oversight for all information systems operations activities, including computer and telecommunications/communications operations, data entry, data control, LAN/MAN/WAN administration and operations support, operating systems programming, system security policy procedures, and/or web strategy and operations.
Provides input to policy level discussions regarding standards and budget constraints.
Supervises all personnel engaged in the operation and support of network facilities, including all communications equipment on various platforms in large scale or multi-shift operations.
Supervises complex operations that involve two or more
additional functions such as, but not limited to, network operations, systems security, systems software support, and production support activities.
Monitors and responds to hardware, software, and network problems.
Provides the routine testing and analysis of all elements of the network facilities (including power, software, communications machinery, lines, modems, and terminals).
Utilizes software and hardware tools and identifies and diagnoses complex problems and factors affecting network performance.
Troubleshoots network systems when necessary and makes improvements to the network.
Plan, implement, upgrade, or monitor security measures for the protection of computer networks and information.
Ensure appropriate security controls are in place that will safeguard digital files and vital electronic infrastructure.
Respond to computer security breaches and viruses.
EDUCATION
Bacheor's degree in information technology or the equivalent experience.
QUALIFICATIONS
1+ years of network engineer experience.

JOB REQUIREMENTS

Experience in an enterprise LAN/MAN/WAN environment.
Experience in network administration and analysis.
Experience working with appropriate complex network administration and maintenance.
Experience working with complex system implementations and organizational processes to include maintaining network system documentation.
Experience maintaining the integrity and security of networks and connected systems.
Experience evaluating vendor products and making recommendations to purchase hardware, software, and coordinating installation.
Experience in developing and monitoring policies and standards related to the use of computing resources.
Experience in developing and implementing testing strategies and documenting results.
Good hands-on experience with Cisco, Huawei, Nokia, Juniper Srx troubleshooting and implementation of Nat, policies and new Tunnels.
Expert level knowledge on Juniper, Cisco Asa and Palo Alto Firewalls.
Troubleshooting experience on IP/MPLS Vpn.
Configure and troubleshooting on Firewall issues.
Expertise in configuring and troubleshooting issues related to routers/switches
Basic Knowledge on Switching and routing in cisco platform's series like 4500, 6500, Asr.
Having a CCNA certification is an added advantage
Basic Knowledge and troubleshooting issues with Mpls.
Replacing the network hardware in case of failures and upgrades.
Coordinating with Isp vendors in case of link failure.
Network connectivity troubleshooting - Documentation of Known error database.
Knowledge Sharing to Team.

Interested and qualified applicants should send their CV and application to telemployer@gmail.com.
Please use the JOB CODE - CODE:ELNSE-FT in your subject

tkb417:
work yesterday

ook o
im a finacial/investment analyst. Im a CFA Candidate also and i work with a reputable asset mgt coy.
I had a consulting backgorund in strategy and corporate finance so when i changed jobs, the pay was gigantum and expectations too are/were off the hook. . . . (thts a brief background)

yesterday, i had a meeeting early in d morning with some of my clients. The company ( an integrated energy coy) hoping to come to the mkt next year to raise funds).
The meeting was long and crazy. the meeting ended and off i went to the office to finish up on some models ive been building and while at it, i got a call from a client that the SEC people wanted a re-arranged meeting and off i jumped into the car with the driver to SEC

on getting there, we were delayed for a while and then the meeting started. it went well and all resolutions were passed.
It wasnt all work and no play cos as we were coming back, awon boiz branched a coded place and took some shots
Got back to work, worked on ma models, and as the day was winding up, i got a mail from my boss about another opportunity in carbon trading.
we had a quick meeting to sort out the opportunities in it for us and blah blah blah

the day went by quickly and later on i checked ma facebook account, posted on NL, made calls to peeps, and then ma trip to the US perfected. that one na tmr nite ooo
the yuletide is hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
the day ended my people and i didnt leave ma office on time cos of the normal Lagos traffic. left after seeing Chelsea and Evertons first half game. boring!!!

No issues at work yesterday with colleagues and bosses so yesterday was an unusual day cos sometimes ehn, na wahala from morning till nite
thts yesterday for me o
today the last day for the year don begin so lets see how it goes