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ToriBlue:
And no one is taking me out on Valentine's day.

Bumbae1:
Lol just dey epp Op oh just jokes

Bumbae1:
U don clock abi .. my secret is out ma binu

richommie:
Hahaha. See you


Common

Wer do u want us to spend it?

Paris or Ibiza?


Blw, what is "ma binu"


#YOLO

Bumbae1:
They females in your family are spotted oloshos eediat wasteman !

Driftingking:
Valentine’s Day is really close

Everyone wants to receive nice presents and cute stuff to show off to their friends. If you the girl you’ve been toasting starts giving you extra attention, you should be very afraid! Here are some things Nigerian girls do when the need Valentine’s Day Bae.

1. Start calling you randomly just to say ‘hi’

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2. Using you as their DP and showing you off on social media

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3. She becomes extra romantic



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http://otownloaded.com/11-things-nigerian-girls-valentine-day-close/

ToriBlue:
Valentine day is here again and no one is taking me out

Agadsman:
then after the val what comes next?

fluxmind:
Suck my dick, hood hoę

Bumbae1:
Ur mama fckboy

fluxmind:
Yours already did that, it's your turn bítch

cassidy1996:
i need a val......

moyakz:
she begins to threaten u with pregnancy test results.

Skaikru:
Eyah! I would have but I now have a Val, sorry Twinnie!

Dandsome:
Hmm


Valentine period. The time when short girls will be putting on red dresses and be looking like fire extinguisher

ToriBlue:
Valentine day is here again and no one is taking me out

Genea:
whu u EPP?

Bumbae1:
Lol u try ... at least u made me laugh


So no plans for tonight ?

Genea:
whu u EPP?

IpobExposed:
I have gone on strike to stop calling girls till February. Because I called one last night she said she needs N10,000 for val. I told her let's go together she said she has a "just a friend guy" so me I should send u N10,000 then that just a friend guy will take u out.

Just don't call them ... If they call pretend like u didn't see it. Na dem go taya.

VickyRotex:
Kini "Falantyne"?

Here in Jerusalem, we don't know what that means.

Atmmachine:

No girl in this world deserves Valentines gift

They want Valentines gift and all the good things

What do they bring to the table except their stinky pusssy

Only our mothers deserves every goddam Valentines day and every gift in the world

oilyqueen:
There is nothing special in valentine day

VickyRotex:
How's it your business?

Itannooluwa:
I've not been celebrating Valentine day. But am ready
this year . Haven't found anyone yet oo. Still
searching .
For gifts, I'll like a carton of indomie,
A carton of spaghetti.
A paint of rice and garri.(garri bendel)
A bottle of red oil.(big Eva).
Fish (azu fridge).
Okporoko.
Tomatoes and tubers of yam.
Kerosene.
Milo(baba sala)
Peak milk
Geisha
Crate of viju milk,malta Guinness nd any red wine
I'm not a slay queen... I don't need sharwama or
pizza. Inbox/pchat me, if u want me to be ur val.
I love u! tanks n anticipation