sunmbo123:
Oya gabbyraze



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Lol,no vex. Got muscle issue in the leg,its making me really uncomfortable. No vex again

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Machinery...looks tempting to me.....

Uniben chai..... Let see how my ordeal in that school will go

Jackossky:
Feed us more

Machinery...looks tempting to me.....

Uniben chai..... Let see how my ordeal in that school will go

Bros well done o,before u go into it,u need better back up and u gats know d in and out of the game. Update coming later today

Dedicated to everybody that has been following

I had to pay part payment for the exam 3 or 4 days before the exam itself and i really dug deep to make it happen. Plus i also had to make fake id card and school fees receipt (another expenses itself), but the feeling of love was spurring me on. I had to pick up those documents the morning of the exam from the man who specializes in forgery, 6am i was up, left ifite to unizik junction where the forger's shop is located, whilst the exam was slated for 8.

Immediately i left home, i called both the guy and blue, telling them to get ready. Picked up the documents, set out for the venue of the exam, which was management science hall 2. Wanted to get there early so i can meet with the course rep and have a tete a tete with him. Kept calling, monitoring their movement and making sure everything was going according to plan, it seemed like na me the guy wan do the exam for. Finally got to the venue with time to spare, got to know who the course rep is and approached him, i was a bit skeptical about how i would present the issue but i decided to be plain and straightforward, because time is of essence and i didn't want anything to go wrong.

Thank God, the guy is a confirm guy, he had no scruples and was cool. Meanwhile its almost 8.30, blue wasn't there, neither was the guy. Kept calling, the guy assured me he was close by and i would see him in a bit, blue was something else. Imagine babe wey i dey epp begin form vex for me for phone, that i was calling her too much and since she has told me she's on her way, i should chill. My brain scatter, i felt stupid, didn't sleep well the previous night because of this same issue and without food in my belly, yet this girl dey yarn dust. I wanted her to give the guy her correct details and also meet the guy personally but the it seems my efforts are not appreciated, Chilled and waited.

The guy came by past 9, luckily the lecturer in charge had not come yet, he apologized for been late. Asked for the girl he was supposedly writing the exam for and was surprised when i told him she said i should chill and wait for her,the guy just chuckled and said "women ehn". I introduced him to the course rep and they spoke for a bit.

The lecturer drove in and hurriedly started arranging the papers in preparedness for the exam. Had to call blue again and she said "am at the gate in ifite", imagine o, person wey her hostel na 10 minutes walk to ifite gate, told her the exam is about to start and the machinery needs to speak with her before he enters the hall. Finally she came, i introduced them and she gave him her correct details, i wished him good luck and he entered the hall.

Even though i was very upset, i didn't say much, i moved her away from the exam environment and we sat somewhere where i could keep an eye on the activities of the exam. She was fidgeting and uneasy, i just smiled and wondered, women are very funny creatures, always thinking about their own and making sure their ass (figuratively) is covered. An hour later, a few guys came out of the hall, looking not too comfortable, i studied their countenance and facial expressions, couldn't help but sigh. Trust woman na, she no ask me anything.

Finally the guy came out, i quickly approached him and asked how it went, he spoke well, was able to remember some of the questions(it was German objective sort of exam). I was glad and gave him his balance. Time check, 11.45, i settled him and couldn't find blue, i was surprised because i didn't spend up to 5minutes with the machinery. Called her and this conversation took place:

Blue: *in a sexy voice* Hello

Me: Blue where are you

Blue: Am in the canteen, am hungry, i went to get something to eat

Me: You went to eat? Ok na...take care

Bleep mehn, have been played and have been a fool, mehn i Bleep up sha....these were my thoughts as i tiredly found my way home

Sorry ....pele

lol she wey gt paper no carry am for head if na me be u i for shun d whole tin oh, bt since u be lover i knw say u no go gree. By the way y u no go d canteen go pay for her food? Jst asking

hate doing biz with girls

Gabbyraze:

Bros well done o,before u go into it,u need better back up and u gats know d in and out of the game. Update coming later today

.

.how e go be na. I need a mentor

Gabbyraze:
Hanging out with these guys sorta made me realize how youths waste away their time and resources, just because they have an easier alternative. They rarely went for lectures or do assignments, i didn't preach to them neither did i castigate their actions, after all nobody holy pass.

As exams approached, i already told chizzy i wasn't in the game anymore and wanted to concentrate on my project work and prepare towards defence. So i was not expecting any of his calls towards that regard, my cousin was serving so that channel has closed too, i was at peace with myself and spent majority of my time hanging out with my hostel mates or teaching the kids or visiting blue.

Blue is 5'5, chocolate skinned, she has cat like eyes, very alluring (picture Regina askia or Halle berry), smooth and fresh skin, her boobs are pert, kinda small but her derrierre is shapely and sexy. Her selling point is her voice, husky yet soft, the kind of voice that can make a man have wet dreams at night. Her dress sense is always dope, she favours trousers for outing but short skirts or bum shorts at home, those legs mehn, they kill me everytime.

My problems started when blue began giving me the stick, saying that she isn't ready for any relationship because all guys care about was sex and stuff and she has been heartbroken too many times. I was ready to have a sexless relationship with her (IMAGINE!!!), i was ready to do anything for her but she still wasn't moved to agree to my proposal. On one of my visits, she told me she has a carry over course to write and she is finding it difficult to understand the course, it turned out that it was MAT111(my nemesis). I kindly advised her to find a classmate of hers,preferably female who can put her through thoroughly but she wanted a machinery.

As per say love full my eyes na, i told her to find a machinery and i will foot the bills, she agreed happily. Finding a machinery turned out to be an herculean task(according to her), all the people she knew who did such have stopped. I took it upon myself to find a worthy person since its a tough task and requires an experienced head. The first guy i met, agreed to meet with me for discussion and i took blue along. We met somewhere in 2nd market ifite and discussed about the course. Though he could do it, he complained that his face is well known in that faculty and he doesn't want to jeopardize his engineering degree since he's a final year student as well, he really wished he could help but his hands were tied, i understood perfectly.

Blue was almost in tears, time was running out, exams was in less than 2 weeks, and she hasn't gotten a machinery yet. I tried giving her hope, been positive, i believed that we will definitely find but she didn't believe, on one of my numerous visits, she brought it up again....

Me: Why are u looking this way na, your final year exam is fast approaching and you are looking so downcast

Blue: Ken you wont understand, i don't want to have extra year

Me: Who says you will have extra year

Blue: This mat is giving me sleepless nights and am worried

Me: Am here for you and i have told all my guys to help me source for a machinery, in no time we will find one, believe me

Blue: What if we can't find one in time?

Me: We will, no be unizik we dey again, i know how the game is played

Blue: *looks me straight in the eye* I thought you will write it for me

Me: *laughs hard* am outta the game for good and moreover, i don't write for people i care about

Blue: Ken please, i dont have any hope

Me: Don't talk like that, hope is abound, just believe

Blue: Ok if you say so

I doubled my efforts in my search and luckily i caught a break. A guy who stays in the adjourning hostel of my previous hostel(located in regina), we played football together and we were cool with each other. He made a few bad decisions and had an extra year due to supervisor wahala (imagine that). I visited my former hostel and we talked about the issue and he said he can write it, he's a gamer like me so it was easy to pass the message. Though he billed me high, i was happy and elated that evening, i quickly called blue and told her i was coming to her place. Got there in record time and gave her the good news, she wasn't too happy and this baffled me and her roomate/coursemate, i asked why she isn't happy and she said she doesn't have money to pay.

Women can be very devious and manipulative, her friend gave her the evil eye while i smiled and reminded her of my promise to foot the bill. She lit up and thanked me profusely, i just asked her to get some past questions for me. She was happy all through my stay and i figured i have finally gotten past her shield but i was wrong, dead wrong.......

awesome

Jackossky:
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.how e go be na. I need a mentor

Guy depends on how the game is in uniben o,shine ur eyes well well

Chaaiii... Bros, take heart oh.

dannybomb:
hate doing biz with girls

Mehn they are the worst people,only few know the true meaning of sacrifice

Adesina12:
Sorry ....pele

Wo boboyi sha....

gtin:
lol she wey gt paper no carry am for head if na me be u i for shun d whole tin oh, bt since u be lover i knw say u no go gree. By the way y u no go d canteen go pay for her food? Jst asking

I no be lover,I b mugu...pay ke,make thunder fire me if I do that kin tin

xolocious:
Chaaiii... Bros, take heart oh.

Thank u bros

Gabbyraze:

Guy depends on how the game is in uniben o,shine ur eyes well well

Lol....sure na...see me in your DM



I hope its working

Jackossky:



Lol....sure na...see me in your DM



I hope its working

U sent me a mail?

Gabbyraze:

U sent me a mail?

Not yet...but hope your mail is working ?

Jackossky:




Not yet...but hope your mail is working ?

Send me a direct mail, kenneth.alu200@gmail.com

I can relate Bro..... Girls Ehn.. Thier atrocity is second to none.....

Gabbyraze:

Send me a direct mail, kenneth.alu200@gmail.com

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Owk...Thanks


Already sent the email

Pureheart91:
On Behalf of the READERS UNIT OF NAIRALAND (RUON) i am hereby task to give you the necessary go ahead needed.

We are in support of ur quest, hope you make us proud.

Yours Reader.

Hmnnnnn.....

somebody pls call Gabbyraze tell him we need up ASAP

gtin:
somebody pls call Gabbyraze tell him we need up ASAP

Av been in transit for the past 3 days,am sorry. Would be back fully tomorrow,thanks for understanding

gtin:
somebody pls call Gabbyraze tell him we need up ASAP

gabbyraze someone needs you, he said he needs you wasap (walk as speedily as possiblle)

That single action by blue made me realize she was just using me for selfish reasons. I decided to focus on myself and stayed away from her, no text,no calls, nothing. Remember this was exam period, i was hanging out with my hostel guys on one of those days when we had nothing to do. Buzo was in 200level, biochemistry, he is lean, tall, fair and handsome guy. Soft spoken, respectful and courteous but very unserious. His admission was straight forward, as an indigene of anambra state, they are given lower cut off marks, he also has a few relatives amongst the security personnel, high ranking members for that matter.

Education for him wasn't a strenuous activity. We got talking on this boring day and he remarked that he has observed me on a regular and since he feels am a brainy graduate, impersonating wont be a big deal for me. I was shocked at his assertion, i shrugged it off and said i had been in one or two exams here and there. He then said his uncle is looking for people who can write postume exams and the pay is cool. I replied him that i was out of the game and having pushed my luck so far, i didn't want to seem ungrateful to mother luck. He then said i have nothing to worry about, because his uncle will manipulate the postume form in such a way that it will have my photo but the original names and details of the jambite will remain, hmmmmm it sounded intriguing and i told him i will think about it.

3 days later, i came back to meet them chilling and discussing, i joined them after changing into shorts. Buzo had been telling them about our discussion and it seems like they had been sensing that my 'ways' weren't pure but they didn't know the real deal. I smiled and just said, yea i did runs and stuff but that was then, i didn't indulge anymore. They disagreed vehemently, each with different reasons why i shouldn't stop, Ebuka's own was what broke the camel's back. He said he has been looking for someone trustworthy who can help him with GS105(Humanities) carryover since the exam is clashing with one of fresh courses, but he doesn't have the cash for a typical runs man. It sounded tidy and stressless, since the course is very very easy and the exam usually don't attract the fierce looking anticult guys, i decided to come out of retirement, adrenaline was already buzzing, easy 2.5k for less than one hour wahala. I was all for it

The feeling of been inside an exam hall; the pressure of delivering, the taste of invincibility is out of this world. I didn't need to read it, i just asked him to get me past questions and i studied those with joy because its a very interesting course. Buzo kept asking me if i have made my decision in relations to the postume discussion we had and i decided to give in since i was out of retirement, why not add postume feather on my cap of numerous exams. He was very happy and said he will contact his uncle immediately, i said alright, whatever he says, let me know.

The day came for the GS exam, Ebuka said the exam is 12:30pm, and i calculated the time it will take from miracle junction to science village (venue), i figured if i left my house my 12:15, i will be there in time to sit unnoticed and get the job done, i was dead wrong.

Am sorry guys, been a busy week for me. Would update again before the day runs out

I thought you said you were still going to update

nice story bro ..

thanks for the update bro

lexaydfg:
I thought you said you were still going to update


nice story bro ..

No vex, between doing extra work and preparing for the week, I couldn't. Would update today, thanks

dannybomb:
thanks for the update bro

U welcome Danny, another coming soon

By 12pm, i was in the bathroom when Ebuka knocked loudly on my door and yelled, "Azuka dem don start exam o", i was like, what?. Quickly cleaned off, wore my jeans and shirt,and ran out from my room, i asked Ebuka how he knew and he said, a friend called him. Damn, that sort of thing you throws one out of balance, all my permutations flew out of the window as i walked fast from my hostel to the junction, with hope that i will get bike. In the scorching sun, i walked on till i got a bike and quickly paid him to take me to ifite gate since they don't allow bikes in the school compound. Got to the gate, hopped on shuttle which took me to science village and by the time i located the hall itself, it was 12:30. Imagine been 30mins late for a 45 mins exam, seems like they started by 12:15, so i had small hope. Started shading Ebuka's details on the OMR sheet since its an objective exam.

Seemed it wasn't only me that didnt get the memo because more people were coming. The exam consists of 40 questions and i quickly shaded the correct answers on the OMR, careful enough not to mess it up lest the result might be withheld. 5 mins to the end of the exam, Esther came in and i was shocked. The invigilators told her she is was very late and might not do much, since the exam is almost at its end point but she was adamant. I just shook my head and wondered,'who in his/her right mind fails any GS course'. I was in number 36 when they signalled that the time for the exam has been exhausted and we should all leave the hall after submitting the omr sheet.

I was satisfied with what i did and walked out, only for Esther to call my name, i stopped briefly and greeted her, then asked why she came late and if she wrote anything tangible in the exam, to which she said no. I left after exchanging pleasantries.

********Flashback********

When i got admission, the first place i stayed while going to school was somewhere in Nodu village, an hostel called Savannah lodge. The hostel has alot of history from past years and at that moment, only guys stayed in the hostel. It was always fun, we spent long period of time gisting, playing football, drinking and just about any other form of debauchery one can think of. Afam was in engineering and he lived in an hostel close to ours, so he comes around often to seek for different things, ranging from food, matches, handouts or company. He was an ok guy and a chronic Chelsea fan.

When i started runs (200level), Afam was in final year and chizzy needed somebody to write alot of courses(both fresh and carryover) for one of our classmates. I told Afam about it and he readily agreed, 4k per course and it was almost 14 courses in total. Afam's girlfriend was one level behind me, same department and her name is Esther. He loved her so much, he was always asking me for information with regards to our departments and always took my past handouts and textbooks for her. Since she apparently wasn't good in maths, he helps her write her Mat courses.

Usually when somebody brings business for you, the person is entitled to some % of the pay, in this our game, its usually 1k per course. When we started exams, i had to give Afam my GS id card, which he removed my passport and affixed his own, gave him a copy of my school fees receipt also, this will aid him easy entry into the exam halls always. All through this period, Afam never gave me a dime, after exams, Esther was always by his side. I even left the documents with him since the person he's writing for has some 100 level carryover and i traveled after my own exams. I never got those documents again till i graduated.

I was surprised at Afam's action because he's a gamer and knows the deal yet he acted ignorantly in sidelining me that brought good business to him. I was really angry and even though there was no way i could pay him back since he had graduated, i didn't forget that event.

******end of flashback*********

2 days after the GS exam, my phone rang

Me: Hello

Unknown: Azuka, good morning

Me: Good morning, sorry who dey talk

Unknown: Na Esther jor, so you no get my number

Me: Ahh, no be so, e don tey na, how you dey

Esther: Am fine

Me: Afam nko, e don tey wey i hear from am

Esther: He dey asaba, i see am last weekend

Me: Ok, halla am for me o

Esther: Ok, Azuka abeg i get small problem

Me: What kind of problem

Esther: Na that GS course we write the other day, I no write anything o

Me: Ewo, that's bad o, na u Bleep up na

Esther: That's why i call you, shey runs dey for the course

Me: *sharply thought* na that day dem do am o, why didn't you tell me when we saw

Esther: I asked some people and nobody could help me, that's why I call u

Me: Ok, call me tomorrow evening,make i find out if the lecturer don mark am or not

Esther: Ok, thank you. Please help me ooo

Me: No wahala na, you be my person

After the call, i started thinking of the excuse i will give her the next time she calls since i dont have any connects for runs in the course, then her boyfriend's betrayal rared its ugly head and i smiled evilly as i saw an opportunity to get back at Afam.