₦airaland Forum

MissPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]been doin' other things[/color]

lloydmuna2:
U want make we marry electric pole

Fernandowski:
not bad


just a little issue with embassy



Trump effect

redbeans:
pairing things right? Well... I'm 6 feet and about 0.5 inches. Distance will pose a barrier too o

khiaa:
Lol not pairing at all was only curious because of the topic.

MissPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]yh. I saw the news on the ban[/color]

Kingsley1000:
Nigeria has highest concentration of shortee in Africa

redbeans:
how pls? In summary, short girls go for tall guys and tall girls go for short/average height guys

Jodha:
Taaah short werrin.. E no work..

redbeans:
lol... because you're tall ba? What if it was the other way round? Help a brother joor

Presh900:
Short girls rock... they are so fvcking cute

Evaberry:
op are you sure you are okay

Jodha:
Even God knows I can't.. I can bear the same height with mhe.. But shorter.. Hell NO..

It won't work!

redbeans:
hian! You don bring social stratification between rich and poor into tall and short people.

*TTP [Thin Tall Philip] collects engagement ring back and steps out to look for a short girl to balance the equation*

redbeans:
hmm.. Lady of the night. Running from commitment ready for a chat?

khiaa:
Hmm In America we call prostitutes ladies of the night. I'm not running and I'm always ready.

redbeans:
oops. My bad. Never knew. In other news, I've got green card love. Undiluted. Here and now, in front of the nairaland world, I offer you my all [my crooked chair, ten years old bag, 2 cups of nigerian rice and fairly used shoes]. What are my chances?

khiaa:
Keep talking Im falling in love
you had me at two cups of rice

redbeans:
. So when i say you're ALL I HAVE as i have nothing much, you will believe.

So do you khiaa, pledge your undying love for me, in sickness and in health? In times of Rough action on bed or just 2 minutes ?

redbeans:
. So when i say you're ALL I HAVE as i have nothing much, you will believe.

So do you khiaa, pledge your undying love for me, in sickness and in health? In times of Rough action on bed or just 2 minutes ?

khiaa:
I do, I do, I do. In sickness and in health, in times of trouble I'll be there to ease the burdens you will bare, I'll be there to celebrate your joys, I'll be there when you're poor and I'll be there to uplift you while you build a better life for us and our future children, I'll be there to relieve the stress after a hard days work (we can throw it down in the bedroom )
All these things I will do for you if you will do the same for me.

Now sign on the dotted line to begin our life together.........................
PS. No green card before 10 years of marriage.

redbeans:
conditional love? I want your all. I gave you my all; didn't 1? Our land is green, so i need the green stuff . That's how the love 'go sweet'

khiaa:
every

You can have all the love that I have within me absolutely for free the green card will cost you.

redbeans:
in the voice of tiwa savage: ''i nor do kele kele love - x2

dacovajnr:
You short?