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Put some tranquilizer in his food.

well, none of us farts too much, but when i catch him lettin one off(though i hardly smell anything), he keeps a straight face & blames it on d food i cook. if i let one off, he sprays d whole room wit insecticide instead of air-freshener!

hazureal:
well, none of us farts too much, but when i catch him lettin one off(though i hardly smell anything), he keeps a straight face & blames it on d food i cook. if i let one off, he sprays d whole room wit insecticide instead of air-freshener!

Why I no go fart? As I dey talk now sef, I dey mess

There's nothing wrong with farting. In those days if sm1 at home farts and another goes to report/tell daddy. Dad wld always ask " se iso ni ile? (fart get house?).
If she farts and it smells, I'll leave the room and allow everything to cool off before I enter the room again.

there is no big deal if you fart around your significant other, afterall there's no such as a thing mess-room

Lmao. . . . . . . .very funny thread

I'm loving this . . . .

Na wa oo I think say some ppl no dey fart for NL oo ,as dem speak oyinbo reach

i seem to be the only one disturbed by this thread. i think i should leave right about now

lol

rita@NL:
Na wa oo I think say some ppl no dey fart for NL oo ,as dem speak oyinbo reach

try the smell of mess after eating beans morning and afternoon, and a lil bit of milk. all those that think fart is funny will not think so again

for me, i like myself messing, not another pesin, even if their own isnt smelly, my brain kind of makes my nose perceive a bad smell.

Hmmmmmm na wa o! I actually had issues with one of my gfs over this. I never did like the idea of farting in our presence (either me or her) but she insisted that if i didn't like it then i was definitely hiding s/thing from her. Can u Imagine that? In fact I had to compromise a bit on my next gf.

What will you do if your BF/ GF farts too much ?

set bomb at his ass

@ poster,

& i s'pose u don't fart cuz u're mad of clay + u don't eat, sleep and u're fixated in the middle of the toll-gate road, arms upraised, bidding travellers "welcome to lagos"

Funny post with crazy replies

After a night out where isiewu and alcohol were consumed. . . My fart would probably kill a horse

My guy farts and am indifferent about it because it doesn't smell

whitelexi:
After a night out where isiewu and alcohol were consumed. . . My fart would probably kill a horse

To me i see notin wrong with that. Thou mine does not fart too much but wen he does i will tell him to leave jokinly or I wud retaliate and most times wen i try retaliating mine wudnt smell cos it was forced. its kinda romantic though

I personally cant stand it!

eyonigger:
wetin dey worry that guy wey talk sey i get HIV. Be serious ojare, some1 please give me a very good point.

;d ;d

The smell of the fart actually gives a reliable indication on what the shaite would be like. . . Time to buy that fabreese spray

My brothers and sis, u knt cheat nature, No long tin,

waooooooo dts call for a competition i will sure beat him to it.

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pra aaagh!

190:
Com'2 think of it


Ive been thinking
if Babes with Big NYASH like Platimunk if they do Fart @all~ and i know it would be a real WHOLE lot smelly considering the Nyash size~ No offence

whitelexi:
The smell of the fart actually gives a reliable indication on what the shaite would be like. . . Time to buy that fabreese spray

please . . my tummy is already hurtin


@topic- I would perfer if he goes to the bathroom . . and if does it too much its a sign of a poor diet or intestinal problems