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He Farts Too Much by ritaNL: 4:46am On Oct 31, 2009
What will you do if your BF/ GF farts too much ? grin grin
Re: He Farts Too Much by Nobody: 5:16am On Oct 31, 2009
Nothing, i kind of like it when my gal fart, cos my follows after.

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Re: He Farts Too Much by Gabry(f): 6:05am On Oct 31, 2009
My bf farts every morning and he makes that cheeky smile. Its kinda cute so I dont mind really smiley

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Re: He Farts Too Much by Pweety4me(f): 6:57am On Oct 31, 2009
C'mon dat would be groose now. . .i would probably just walk out and wait 4 d stench 2 go away. . . undecidedlipsrsealed
Re: He Farts Too Much by ima1(f): 7:47am On Oct 31, 2009
omg lol i get alot of that on a daily basis. my hubby farts and then looks at me to see my reaction and i start laughing bcoz even when i don't hear d sound, when he looks at me i know he just let one out lol.

Good thing his farts don't smell, and one reason he farts is bcoz he is lactose intolerant but loves milk.
Re: He Farts Too Much by whitesturd(f): 7:54am On Oct 31, 2009
ima1:

omg lol i get alot of that on a daily basis. my hubby farts and then looks at me to see my reaction and i start laughing bcoz even when i don't hear d sound, when he looks at me i know he just let one out lol.

Good thing his farts don't smell, and one reason he farts is bcoz he is lactose intolerant but loves milk.

laughs my sexy ass out.lol
Re: He Farts Too Much by coolier(f): 8:04am On Oct 31, 2009
Farting is fine with me so long as the odour is not nauseating!
Re: He Farts Too Much by Godmother(f): 9:15am On Oct 31, 2009
I dont mind my partner farting as well.Ita natural thing now.I woulnd want him holding it in and developing one thing or the other
Re: He Farts Too Much by PAININASS: 9:46am On Oct 31, 2009
Godmother:

I dont mind my partner farting as well.Ita natural thing now.I woulnd want him holding it in and developing one thing or the other
Sorry its not a natural thing,you can decide not to fart,i'll advice you to drop your partner if he farts too much.

Your partner must be dirty!
Re: He Farts Too Much by whitesturd(f): 9:49am On Oct 31, 2009
PAININASS:

Sorry its not a natural thing,you can decide not to fart,i'll advice you to drop your partner if he farts too much.

You partner must be dirty!

lol.ha ha ha ha.very funny.
Re: He Farts Too Much by PAININASS: 9:51am On Oct 31, 2009
We've got dirty ladies in the house,
Re: He Farts Too Much by Shola2009(m): 9:54am On Oct 31, 2009
omg lol i get alot of that on a daily basis. my hubby farts and then looks at me to see my reaction and i start laughing bcoz even when i don't hear d sound, when he looks at me i know he just let one out lol.

Good thing his farts don't smell, and one reason he farts is bcoz he is lactose intolerant but loves milk.
lmao!!
Re: He Farts Too Much by eyonigger(m): 10:19am On Oct 31, 2009
Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.

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Re: He Farts Too Much by PAININASS: 10:24am On Oct 31, 2009
eyonigger:

Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.
You don get HIV

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Re: He Farts Too Much by HarryPotter1(m): 10:50am On Oct 31, 2009
my gf farts around wen eva am wit her but dat deosnt trip me cos her farts is more like air freshner 2 me.
Re: He Farts Too Much by sexyLeamon(f): 11:00am On Oct 31, 2009
ROFL funny topic grin as for me honestly I don't think keep up with a partner who fart too much. something yea people have upset stomach dat is understandable but a chronic farter? undecided what if he keep this up for next 5 years or so, no I wouldn't take it, I will need some breathing space
Re: He Farts Too Much by passionwit(m): 12:11pm On Oct 31, 2009
@Harry Potter - U are dead sick in the ass, LMAO,

C'mon, dats not sexy tho we know its nature thing but at least, "Dont Make it an Hobby"
Re: He Farts Too Much by Nobody: 12:27pm On Oct 31, 2009
I guess i will have to get used to it grin
Re: He Farts Too Much by Nobody: 12:32pm On Oct 31, 2009
eyonigger:

Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.
PAININASS:

You don get HIV

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin
Re: He Farts Too Much by whitesturd(f): 1:09pm On Oct 31, 2009
eyonigger:

Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.

Men this thread is so funny.OMG.it should be moved to the JOKES SECTION.u guys no go kill me for N/L.

Harry Potter:

my gf farts around wen eva am wit her but dat deosnt trip me cos her farts is more like air freshner 2 me.

OMG somebody pls help me.cant stop laughing.bu ha haa haaaaaaaa ah ah ah ah ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.haaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Re: He Farts Too Much by galatico(m): 2:10pm On Oct 31, 2009
That's a dirty habit .
Re: He Farts Too Much by sexyLeamon(f): 2:22pm On Oct 31, 2009
Harry Potter:

my gf farts around wen eva am wit her but dat deosnt trip me cos her farts is more like air freshner 2 me.
OH love grin grin
Re: He Farts Too Much by 8ball(m): 2:27pm On Oct 31, 2009
rita@NL:

What will you do if your BF/ GF farts too much ? grin grin

i don't see the point to this thread, however, if it is purposely done, it becomes another issue entirely,
Re: He Farts Too Much by Bossbitch(f): 2:30pm On Oct 31, 2009
even tho its very disgustin, i find it funny but if he puts me thru it on a daily basis, i'm kickin him out
Re: He Farts Too Much by Pweety4me(f): 3:03pm On Oct 31, 2009
Fartaholic. . . lipsrsealed
Re: He Farts Too Much by eyonigger(m): 3:19pm On Oct 31, 2009
wetin dey worry that guy wey talk sey i get HIV. Be serious ojare, some1 please give me a very good point.
Re: He Farts Too Much by Pweety4me(f): 3:47pm On Oct 31, 2009
^^^ grin do u guys eat d same food?[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Re: He Farts Too Much by yme1(f): 4:38pm On Oct 31, 2009
am not too cool with that but no probs tho undecided
Re: He Farts Too Much by MissyB1(m): 4:46pm On Oct 31, 2009
You guys are so . . . . . . undecided Yuck!!!

galatico:

That's a dirty habit .
Exacto!!
A li2 respect for Yourself phulease.
Re: He Farts Too Much by HarryPotter1(m): 4:56pm On Oct 31, 2009
@passionwit dats the power of love.get used 2 it and u will see wat am saying
@sexyleamon there is nothing love cant do.for instance take the case of Romeo and Juliet where love proved its power even 2 death.
Re: He Farts Too Much by ritaNL: 5:09pm On Oct 31, 2009
8ball:

i don't see the point to this thread, however, if it is purposely done, it becomes another issue entirely,

As you fine reach pesin go think say na so your brain dey work but mba u think like cockroach.

You dont see a point in a thread and yet you wasted your time posting on it,why dont you just work away. Oshiranu .
Re: He Farts Too Much by Shola2009(m): 5:57pm On Oct 31, 2009
^^^
LMAO!!! grin easy easy! no kill am oooo shocked grin grin

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