Harddon,Thnks.Advice Noted..IAm Having Anoder Chick To Wrk On..I Met Ma Sec Skul Mate Who Recently Got Admitd Into My Skul,N She Was Wid Her Frnd Who Is Her Coursemate,We Greeted N Talked A Lil N I Collected Their Numbrs.The Nxt Day Arnd 4pm I Called D Babe N I Was Like I Am One Of Ur Lectures N I Want To See U In Ma Office Vhis Evning Which I Truly Made Her Laugh Nd Later Told Her Who I Was N Told Her I Wanted To See Her D Nxt Day At One Place Like Vhat,being A Newbie In D Skul She Didnt Knw The Place Nd I Told Her To Call Me When She Was Ready The Nxt Day,the Day Came I Waited 4 Her Cal Buh She Never Did,den I Decided To Call Her, When I Did She Didnt Pick D First Call Buh Picked D Second N I Asked Her Why She Never Called She Said She Was Sick N Had To Travl Bck Home N Askd Me If I Was The Guy That Cald Her The Other Time I Said Yes,after We Talked I Tried To Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call, I Didnt Complete That Statmnt Nd She Droped The Fone On Me..

i feel like i aint getting it right again

Torackzy:
Harddon,Thnks.Advice Noted..IAm Having Anoder Chick To Wrk On..I Met Ma Sec Skul Mate Who Recently Got Admitd Into My Skul,N She Was Wid Her Frnd Who Is Her Coursemate,We Greeted N Talked A Lil N I Collected Their Numbrs.The Nxt Day Arnd 4pm I Called D Babe N I Was Like I Am One Of Ur Lectures N I Want To See U In Ma Office Vhis Evning Which I Truly Made Her Laugh Nd Later Told Her Who I Was N Told Her I Wanted To See Her D Nxt Day At One Place Like Vhat,being A Newbie In D Skul She Didnt Knw The Place Nd I Told Her To Call Me When She Was Ready The Nxt Day,the Day Came I Waited 4 Her Cal Buh She Never Did,den I Decided To Call Her, When I Did She Didnt Pick D First Call Buh Picked D Second N I Asked Her Why She Never Called She Said She Was Sick N Had To Travl Bck Home N Askd Me If I Was The Guy That Cald Her The Other Time I Said Yes,after We Talked I Tried To Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call, I Didnt Complete That Statmnt Nd She Droped The Fone On Me..

Actually, i am still a novice, buh there are little things to note here ..... u shuldnt have said this ("Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call" in this context, u jux met her three days ago, u have nt built any attraction jux yet, jux meeting them and rolling that way will exhume an aura of 'prideness' (watever that means)lol, U shuld have taken a cue and teased her with the illness, jux come up with something.......

My 2cents tho

peterpen:

Actually, i am still a novice, buh there are little things to note here ..... u shuldnt have said this ("Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call" in this context, u jux met her three days ago, u have nt built any attraction jux yet, jux meeting them and rolling that way will exhume an aura of 'prideness' (watever that means)lol, U shuld have taken a cue and teased her with the illness, jux come up with something.......

My 2cents tho

yea maybe i shud av teased her with smth like "i hope u ar nt pregnant"...but on telling her to gimme a call i thougt i was getting her under my controll that kinda thing

Torackzy:
Harddon,Thnks.Advice Noted..IAm Having Anoder Chick To Wrk On..I Met Ma Sec Skul Mate Who Recently Got Admitd Into My Skul,N She Was Wid Her Frnd Who Is Her Coursemate,We Greeted N Talked A Lil N I Collected Their Numbrs.The Nxt Day Arnd 4pm I Called D Babe N I Was Like I Am One Of Ur Lectures N I Want To See U In Ma Office Vhis Evning Which I Truly Made Her Laugh Nd Later Told Her Who I Was N Told Her I Wanted To See Her D Nxt Day At One Place Like Vhat,being A Newbie In D Skul She Didnt Knw The Place Nd I Told Her To Call Me When She Was Ready The Nxt Day,the Day Came I Waited 4 Her Cal Buh She Never Did,den I Decided To Call Her, When I Did She Didnt Pick D First Call Buh Picked D Second N I Asked Her Why She Never Called She Said She Was Sick N Had To Travl Bck Home [b]N Askd Me If I Was The Guy That Cald Her The Other Time[\b] I Said Yes,after We Talked I Tried To Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call, I Didnt Complete That Statmnt Nd She Droped The Fone On Me..

you see what you are, "the other guy"..... all these novice sef.

You planted nothing serious in her, no humor, no bossy trait, a girl you just met and you are already planning a date the next day.

You: I no come see you again
Her: I was sick and had to travel back home
You: So thought of hanging out with me is already making you feel feverish.
her: laughing
you: anyways when you get well you'd have to take me out, because that your beautiful friend will have to eat the chicken I allocated for you.
her: no na, I will come back soon
You: emmmmm gotta get back to you lerra, something came up, you bounce.
.
.
but you've messed up already.

Denizsmart:
Harddon, nice job u're doing here... here is my problem that gives me sleepless night....
Met this very beautiful girl sometime in November last year, we started as friends and later became lovers. I so much love her because of her beauty, I went on to introduce her to all my friends. Before I went back to school we had a slight hiccup, she was no where to be found on new year day after all my plans of being with her that day. I forgot everything and went back to school then she started calling and apologizing, I forgave her immediately. she will always call and keep telling me how she has missed me and can't wait to see me come back home. Fortunately my school was shut down due to a little chaos and I came back home. Now she has changed, she lost her phone and she has visited just once and even denied me sex. I have not heard or seen her for almost 2 weeks now. Do you think she really loves me or did I over showered her with love? Am just confused

The person that loves less in a relationship holds the controlling nob.

waow

waow I jst get d key to open and lock relationship relationship,which say care more nd she careless,careless nd she care more,show little love today tomorrow leave life out of is life, lol,my gf started acting funny,some that will call Me in the morning, afternoon, and night all of suddenly she just stop calling,this is wat I do,I call her she told me she is in sumwere,I told her she should call me back, after like 20 minute she call me I did not pick second time I did not pick third time I did not pick,like six time,she now mssg my second phone that y am I not picking my calls,I text her back dat my second phone is with one fair troubleson girl that have been trying to seduce me in my working place,that wen I saw that she went to rape me I av to leave me phone with her and run out side,my ppl seem that wat I said reset it brain to default mode,she av been bombarding me with calls since mornen......I knw y some relationship is broken, when the girls seem to loose interest it Dan we guy will b pushing aharder to make it work u will see them text up and down, saying babe y are u doing me like dis,babe u av change to me,instead for them to activate jealous mode on her,let her knw she is not the only option u av,I knw I av learn alot from dis treat,to the guru in the house more grease to ur elbow,am still a novice sha!!!!!!!

HARDDON:
@Lawlahdey

If only u know how confused japhet is right now, u wud shelve that balls of laughter


Btw, whatz wit u forcing a kiss on me tru ur dp?
Must we kiss? Im in a hurry, open up

I couldn't help laughing.. Lol

But why would i wanna kiss you?

Torackzy:
Harddon,Thnks.Advice Noted..IAm Having Anoder Chick To Wrk On..I Met Ma Sec Skul Mate Who Recently Got Admitd Into My Skul,N She Was Wid Her Frnd Who Is Her Coursemate,We Greeted N Talked A Lil N I Collected Their Numbrs.The Nxt Day Arnd 4pm I Called D Babe N I Was Like I Am One Of Ur Lectures N I Want To See U In Ma Office Vhis Evning Which I Truly Made Her Laugh Nd Later Told Her Who I Was N Told Her I Wanted To See Her D Nxt Day At One Place Like Vhat,being A Newbie In D Skul She Didnt Knw The Place Nd I Told Her To Call Me When She Was Ready The Nxt Day,the Day Came I Waited 4 Her Cal Buh She Never Did,den I Decided To Call Her, When I Did She Didnt Pick D First Call Buh Picked D Second N I Asked Her Why She Never Called She Said She Was Sick N Had To Travl Bck Home N Askd Me If I Was The Guy That Cald Her The Other Time I Said Yes,after We Talked I Tried To Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call, I Didnt Complete That Statmnt Nd She Droped The Fone On Me..

chai.

If anything pisses off, is to see a guy willingly hand his balls to a tiny lady.

Guy. You cut the image of a real gee from the start when you easily collected two phone numbers from your friend and her girlfriend (this is every players dream) only to blow it by
1. Calling her the very next day.
2. Asking (begging) her for a date,

Kai. Can a guy prove more needy to a girl than these?

What you would have done is call her after 3 days and pretend its her friend you wanted to speak with but mistakenly called her, all these laced with humour and teasing.

Her : hello
You : Jenny baby, its Jude, the dark handsome guy that met you and Tina the other day. Sup with you?
Her; lol, Jude its Tina not Jennifer , womanizer.
You : lol, thank God its not lovely Tina that have this horrible accent of yours over the phone.

And the teasing goes on...

Finally, you close.

You: so jambito let me just take mercy on you and show you this cool eatery off campus, but prepare to pay for the treats cause am not cheap.
Her : haha , see person, you form don jazzy for me? And besides you know am not..,
You : cutting in. 6.pm tomorrow. One minute late, you will Miss out,
THE POINT IS TO GIVE HER THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE'S INCONSEQUENTIAL.
WITH OR WITHOUT HER YOU WILL CATCH FUN.
IF SHE PLAYS HARD TO GET DUMP HER LIKE HOT POTATO AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DOZENS OF GIRLS.. . ANY GIRL WHO WONT GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF BEING BOSS OVER HER AS GOD IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM HAS ORDAINED IT IS NOT WORTH BEING WITH,!

Torackzy:
Harddon,Thnks.Advice Noted..IAm Having Anoder Chick To Wrk On..I Met Ma Sec Skul Mate Who Recently Got Admitd Into My Skul,N She Was Wid Her Frnd Who Is Her Coursemate,We Greeted N Talked A Lil N I Collected Their Numbrs.The Nxt Day Arnd 4pm I Called D Babe N I Was Like I Am One Of Ur Lectures N I Want To See U In Ma Office Vhis Evning Which I Truly Made Her Laugh Nd Later Told Her Who I Was N Told Her I Wanted To See Her D Nxt Day At One Place Like Vhat,being A Newbie In D Skul She Didnt Knw The Place Nd I Told Her To Call Me When She Was Ready The Nxt Day,the Day Came I Waited 4 Her Cal Buh She Never Did,den I Decided To Call Her, When I Did She Didnt Pick D First Call Buh Picked D Second N I Asked Her Why She Never Called She Said She Was Sick N Had To Travl Bck Home N Askd Me If I Was The Guy That Cald Her The Other Time I Said Yes,after We Talked I Tried To Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call, I Didnt Complete That Statmnt Nd She Droped The Fone On Me..

chai.

If anything pisses off, is to see a guy willingly hand his balls to a tiny lady.

Guy. You cut the image of a real gee from the start when you easily collected two phone numbers from your friend and her girlfriend (this w it by
1. Calling her the very next day.
2. Asking (begging) her for a date,

Kai. Can a guy prove more needy to a girl than these?

What you would have done is call her after 3 days and pretend its her friend you wanted to speak with but mistakenly called her, all these laced with humour and teasing.

Her : hello
You : Jenny baby, its Jude, the dark handsome guy that met you and Tina the other day. Sup with you?
Her; lol, Jude its Tina not Jennifer , womanizer.
You : lol, thank God its not lovely Tina that have this horrible accent of yours over the phone.

And the teasing goes on...

Finally, you close.

You: so jambito let me just take mercy on you and show you this cool eatery off campus, but prepare to pay for the treats cause am not cheap.
Her : haha , see person, you form don jazzy for me? And besides you know am not..,
You : cutting in. 6.pm tomorrow. One minute late, you will Miss out,
THE POINT IS TO GIVE HER THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE'S INCONSEQUENTIAL.
WITH OR WITHOUT HER YOU WILL CATCH FUN.
IF SHE PLAYS HARD TO GET DUMP HER LIKE HOT POTATO AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DOZENS OF GIRLS.. . ANY GIRL WHO WONT GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF BEING BOSS OVER HER AS GOD IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM HAS ORDAINED IT IS NOT WORTH BEING WITH,!













---TH,!

Torackzy:
Harddon,Thnks.Advice Noted..IAm Having Anoder Chick To Wrk On..I Met Ma Sec Skul Mate Who Recently Got Admitd Into My Skul,N She Was Wid Her Frnd Who Is Her Coursemate,We Greeted N Talked A Lil N I Collected Their Numbrs.The Nxt Day Arnd 4pm I Called D Babe N I Was Like I Am One Of Ur Lectures N I Want To See U In Ma Office Vhis Evning Which I Truly Made Her Laugh Nd Later Told Her Who I Was N Told Her I Wanted To See Her D Nxt Day At One Place Like Vhat,being A Newbie In D Skul She Didnt Knw The Place Nd I Told Her To Call Me When She Was Ready The Nxt Day,the Day Came I Waited 4 Her Cal Buh She Never Did,den I Decided To Call Her, When I Did She Didnt Pick D First Call Buh Picked D Second N I Asked Her Why She Never Called She Said She Was Sick N Had To Travl Bck Home N Askd Me If I Was The Guy That Cald Her The Other Time I Said Yes,after We Talked I Tried To Tell Her That When She Gets Back She Shud Gimme A Call, I Didnt Complete That Statmnt Nd She Droped The Fone On Me..

chai.

If anything pisses off, is to see a guy willingly hand his balls to a tiny lady.

Guy. You cut the image of a real gee from the start when you easily collected two phone numbers from your friend and her girlfriend (this is every players dream) only to blow it by
1. Calling her the very next day.
2. Asking (begging) her for a date,

Kai. Can a guy prove more needy to a girl than these?

What you would have done is call her after 3 days and pretend its her friend you wanted to speak with but mistakenly called her, all these laced with humour and teasing.

Her : hello
You : Jenny baby, its Jude, the dark handsome guy that met you and Tina the other day. Sup with you?
Her; lol, Jude its Tina not Jennifer , womanizer.
You : lol, thank God its not lovely Tina that have this horrible accent of yours over the phone.

And the teasing goes on...

Finally, you close.

You: so jambito let me just take mercy on you and show you this cool eatery off campus, but prepare to pay for the treats cause am not cheap.
Her : haha , see person, you form don jazzy for me? And besides you know am not..,
You : cutting in. 6.pm tomorrow. One minute late, you will Miss out,
THE POINT IS TO GIVE HER THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE'S INCONSEQUENTIAL.
WITH OR WITHOUT HER YOU WILL CATCH FUN.
IF SHE PLAYS HARD TO GET DUMP HER LIKE HOT POTATO AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DOZENS OF GIRLS.. . ANY GIRL WHO WONT GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF BEING BOSS OVER HER AS GOD IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM HAS ORDAINED IT IS NOT WORTH BEING WITH,!

I have a little problem. If I see two girls and I like one and they are discussing. How do I break in and establish a contact with the one I like in a professional way. At least establish kul rapport get her no and ball out. little illustration will be appreciated. Harddon and some guru come to my rescue.

Lawlahdey:
I couldn't help laughing.. Lol

But why would i wanna kiss you?

N u r still laughing ....

Oh, u just realise u were about 2 kisS me??
Cover my lips wit da blood!


U cant start wit a kiss,
Tell me sweet nonesense first

HARDDON:


N u r still laughing ....

Oh, u just realise u were about 2 kisS me??
Cover my lips wit da blood!


U cant start wit a kiss,
Tell me sweet nonesense first

Well... I'm not the type to indulge in foreplayy
Shall we go straight to the point?

Lawlahdey:
Well... I'm not the type to indulge in foreplayy
Shall we go straight to the point?

Beware wor u wish 4 Lolly
This down here, is a different breed frm all u might hv encountered , cos no amount of kamasutra oil wud save u from been so sore @ d POINT.

Sure u ready for one week hawt water n salt sitting therapy?

Btw, itz ur type that wud rush in n in 3mins, they start screaming in pains n just wano rush out.

HARDDON:






Beware wor u wish 4 Lolly
This down here, is a different breed frm all u might hv encountered , cos no amount of kamasutra oil wud save u from been so sore @ d POINT.

Sure u ready for one week hawt water n salt sitting therapy?

Btw, itz ur type that wud rush in n in 3mins, they start screaming in pains n just wano rush out.

Hahaha... Says You.
I bet you are all mouth and no play.
Btw.. it's your type that goes on screaming about how big they are down there nd then they disappoint cuz their manhood is really nothing to be proud of.

Don

Lawlahdey:
Hahaha... Says You.
I bet you are all mouth and no play.
Btw.. it's your type that goes on screaming about how big they are down there nd then they disappoint cuz their manhood is really nothing to be proud of.

Oh Lolly!
U remind me of my rampage days! Days I punish lil ones like u wit each stroke, each pull, each plug, each twist, each twirl.
They be screaming n scraching like demons. Short stacato cries , pleading, pushing, appealing, legs vibrating, eyes dreamy, body tensed while Pouring countlessly

Btw, my type dont brag bout nurrin. Stealth. We leave u to find out as d pvssy thereafter, bears d brunt of ur wantom lips n desires.


N hey, @ ur last statement, there r beta ways u can relate ur desires to me instead using that reverse psychology way.
Talk to me, who knows, i might let u see it, touch it but u hv to do more dan these to taste it.

HARDDON:


Oh Lolly!
U remind me of my rampage days! Days I punish lil ones like u wit each stroke, each pull, each plug, each twist, each twirl.
They be screaming n scraching like demons. Short stacato cries , pleading, pushing, appealing, legs vibrating, eyes dreamy, body tensed while Pouring countlessly

Btw, my type dont brag bout nurrin. Stealth. We leave u to find out as d pvssy thereafter, bears d brunt of ur wantom lips n desires.


N hey, @ ur last statement, there r beta ways u can relate ur desires to me instead using that reverse psychology way.
Talk to me, who knows, i might let u see it, touch it but u hv to do more dan these to taste it.

you're the man.
Newbies should pay attention to this boss,
Sure. He wants this babe. (Every guy wants ,ladies are our play things ) yet you see how he is acting all balls. Enticing the poor thing with his sleek words that will ensure her curiosity to an extent she helplessly suspenders to him?

Guy learn from the best here. Players code number one never act needy.
God bless you again harddon

HARDDON:


Oh Lolly!
U remind me of my rampage days! Days I punish lil ones like u wit each stroke, each pull, each plug, each twist, each twirl.
They be screaming n scraching like demons. Short stacato cries , pleading, pushing, appealing, legs vibrating, eyes dreamy, body tensed while Pouring countlessly

Btw, my type dont brag bout nurrin. Stealth. We leave u to find out as d pvssy thereafter, bears d brunt of ur wantom lips n desires.


N hey, @ ur last statement, there r beta ways u can relate ur desires to me instead using that reverse psychology way.
Talk to me, who knows, i might let u see it, touch it but u hv to do more dan these to taste it.

Well then, what exactly is it that i have to do to taste It.

I'm only curious.

gold360:
you're the man.
Newbies should pay attention to this boss,
Sure. He wants this babe. (Every guy wants ,ladies are our play things ) yet you see how he is acting all balls. Enticing the poor thing with his sleek words that will ensure her curiosity to an extent she helplessly suspenders to him?

Guy learn from the best here. Players code number one never act needy.
God bless you again harddon

SMH

africanman85:
I have a little problem. If I see two girls and I like one and they are discussing. How do I break in and establish a contact with the one I like in a professional way. At least establish kul rapport get her no and ball out. little illustration will be appreciated. Harddon and some guru come to my rescue.

forget the girl you want and first tackle the one (obstacle)you don't .

You see both walking, you approach them compliment the outfit or shoes . But never act like you're trying too hard to impress her. You should learn to NEG girls. One compliment one teasing.
Example. Hello dear, you really have good sense of dressing. . After you've heard her thank you. You tease her with '' hmmm but you nearly ruined it with these shoes, ha. Don't you have gone sense of colour combination? At this moment her friend who you have been deliberately ignoring but who happens to be the real target will pick interest on you,. Ignore her a little then give her the attention she sort by saying . With a teasing smiling ''wow its been confirmed birds of same feather flock together . Lol my grand mum is slay queen when it comes to colour combinations compared to you.,. Now they're comfortable with you. Collect their digits while they're still giggling,..

Point to note.
1. Never lurk around them, once you see a target note in fast else they notice you and think you're lurking them, this increases their defense mechanism.
2. Dress smart, smell good. Talk with confidence.

Nice hunting son,

HARDDON:

N u r still laughing ....
Oh, u just realise u were about 2 kisS me?? Cover my lips wit da blood!

U cant start wit a kiss, Tell me sweet nonesense first

gold360:
forget the girl you want and first tackle the one (obstacle)you don't .

You see both walking, you approach them compliment the outfit or shoes . But never act like you're trying too hard to impress her. You should learn to NEG girls. One compliment one teasing.
Example. Hello dear, you really have good sense of dressing. . After you've heard her thank you. You tease her with '' hmmm but you nearly ruined it with these shoes, ha. Don't you have gone sense of colour combination? At this moment her friend who you have been deliberately ignoring but who happens to be the real target will pick interest on you,. Ignore her a little then give her the attention she sort by saying . With a teasing smiling ''wow its been confirmed birds of same feather flock together . Lol my grand mum is slay queen when it comes to colour combinations compared to you.,. Now they're comfortable with you. Collect their digits while they're still giggling,..

Point to note.
1. Never lurk around them, once you see a target note in fast else they notice you and think you're lurking them, this increases their defense mechanism.
2. Dress smart, smell good. Talk with confidence.

Nice hunting son,

Wow kul, thank u

These all read funny, desperate and needy. Wish you guys the best

MathsChic:
These all read funny, desperate and needy. Wish you guys the best

how, does it read funny, desperate and needy...

Hey Hardon


There's this girl I have been friend with for over a year now, I really liked her when I saw her first but my friend said he was dating her. So we friend zoned each other and it's really difficult for me to ask a friend out. But I know there was an occasion when she expected me to ask her out. I knew this because she's been bugging me to tAke her to n the movies and I did that three days after her Bday but I did not ask her

bustageek:
Hey Hardon


There's this girl I have been friend with for over a year now, I really liked her when I saw her first but my friend said he was dating her. So we friend zoned each other and it's really difficult for me to ask a friend out. But I know there was an occasion when she expected me to ask her out. I knew this because she's been bugging me to tAke her to n the movies and I did that three days after her Bday but I did not ask her

why are you promoting the site on your signature

MathsChic:
These all read funny, desperate and needy. Wish you guys the best

Hmmm... I see! Funny, desperate and needy enough to draw you down here
Thanks for your best wish but so unfortunate u ain't gonna get any guy here. Guys here have there balls intact, they go for the best(hawt, creamy, fair and intelligent being) and you are miles away from being the best
My advice: MathsChic, go solve your calculus, its dangerous being here. BE WARNED!!!

raphenium:

Hmmm... I see! Funny, desperate and needy enough to draw you down here
Thanks for your best wish but so unfortunate u ain't gonna get any guy here. Guys here have there balls intact, they go for the best(hawt, creamy, fair and intelligent being) and you are miles away from being the best
My advice: MathsChic, go solve your calculus, its dangerous being here. BE WARNED!!!

Oh yeah...
I know I'm hot. And intelligent, just to add.

MathsChic:

Oh yeah...
I know I'm hot. And intelligent, just to add.

Prove it baby