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| Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 2:48pm On Mar 09, 2017*. Modified: 3:29pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
I'm typing this post with tears in my eyes, i don't really know what is wrong with me. For the past six(6) days now, i have been having sex but it seems that my sperm don't want to come out, at first i thought it was the too much drink i drank on saturday night but it wasn't.... This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get ruined.. I need help o |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by amani337(m): 2:50pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Lmao |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 2:53pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Its inside your brain. 1 Like |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
vedah:How  |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by REIIGN(m): 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Caringguy:  2 Likes
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| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by ikp120(m): 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Caringguy:Bro but it's good for your future to get reigned na . Abi you wan make you no reign for bed? Cheers man! Your dick is now a real díldo. Just put it on ya Facebook timeline.  LMAO 5 Likes |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 2:56pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Keeping fvcking bro it will come.. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Brown14: 2:57pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Maybe ur sperm pipe is clogged or something... But u can piss sha? 2 Likes |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Draei: 3:01pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Funny, uhm like we should help you search for your sperm? You mad tho...Next! |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:04pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Draei: |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Stevengerd(m): 3:11pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Are U Sure 1 Like
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| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Draei: 3:11pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Caringguy: seriously, you are. |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:18pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
| So sorry dude!! Lolzzzzz O.Y.O is your case. |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by dacblogger: 3:20pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
After you ve been wasting your sperm since secondary school,y wnt it finish... |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Zita55:Hmmm and i was crushing on you... |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by CaroLyner(f): 3:22pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
"This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get ruined |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by candycash(m): 3:22pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Sorry dude Pls go for check up |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Greedgod: 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
2tablets morning afternoon and night
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| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:27pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
First master the auto correct function on your keypad, then come back for advice |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
lol, your sperm sub don expire...die, wake up to renew |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 3:32pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
CaroLyner:Tnx bae.. |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 6:02pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Be drinking custard. |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:04pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
vedah:tat was rude |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:07pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
TrapHedges:Thanks for telling. |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:08pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Calmate gringo |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:10pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
vedah:your siggy! |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:12pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
TrapHedges:Same to you. |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:13pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
vedah:who's tis yella bltch |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Laveda(f): 6:13pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
vedah:Send me a message on Whatsapp pls |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:15pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
Laveda:Done. |
| Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by refiner(f): 6:16pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
I cant help but lol....i was taught during biology class in my sec school that too much of sex will make ur spe*rm finish...sorry urs finished earlier.. 1 Like |
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